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What another virgin Birth is on the way me thinks Mummy is blind
in one eye and can't see out the other or she would have noticed little baby girlie sneeking off with little baby boy.
posted by
Kabu
on July 31, 2009 at 9:58 PM
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Is that the reason my Dad would never let his six girls go swimming except at school where the girls and boys has separate swimming pools? Even then, the chlorine was so strong it made the eyes blurry for hours.
posted by
TAPS.
on July 31, 2009 at 2:42 PM
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Read back over your former posts...you are a hoot!! I'll still be wearing this grin tomorrow!!
posted by
adnohr
on July 30, 2009 at 8:20 PM
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And only the daughter knows for sure! LMAO!! Hilarious!
posted by
adnohr
on July 30, 2009 at 8:16 PM
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Nautikos - Lol..just too funny. How do you get these info..beats me,lol!!
posted by
shobana
on July 30, 2009 at 8:03 PM
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Hi Naut
- too funny..! (- but you know, a lot of this kind of thing happened in Greek mythology ... LOL). I can't help thinking that it would be a pretty determined sperm cell that could get through a swimsuit, and anyway condoms would be practically useless, given the known effecs of cold water ... (sorry, couldn't resist ..!) You always make me smile..
posted by
mneme
on July 30, 2009 at 4:34 PM
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I'm surprised a lawsuit like that has not happened here.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on July 30, 2009 at 4:11 PM
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I heard along with certain strains of bacteria, the heat from the dryers is not killing them off; so, if I were the mom I would be looking at the towel theory! LMAO! Shelly
posted by
sam444
on July 30, 2009 at 4:05 PM
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The "Immaculate conception."
I posted this, over a year ago. While I have reposted several popular compositions, in the past, I don't anticipate reposting this one. It just never seemed to have gone over well with many bloggers! I guess that they, (Nearly EVERYONE!) are among the "Humor Impared?" And they seem to be so normal, otherwise!
Guy
Newly discovered, chiseled in stone, quote:
”I don’t care what your dad told you Jesus, that whole ‘immaculate conception ‘ thing was a scam. Everybody knows that your mom is a slut! And Joe’s not really God!” Honestly, you’ll believe ANYTHING! And all us disciples have been telling everyone that you are so smart! Except for your water into wine trick, I just don’t see it. Okay, now we’re being invited to a lot more parties, but we wish you would just stick to the script and quit ad-libbing. Someone said that you told several people that you can walk on water! C’mon man! Now we are going to have to find another derelict to “testify” that he actually saw you do it. Tom, Paul and Judas are threatening to quit if your erratic behavior doesn’t stop. It seems like you’re starting to believe all of our stories yourself.
Keep your mouth shut when you aren’t performing to the crowd, and let us handle the PR. It cost a bundle to pay for all those loaves and fishes last week, and I have to admit it impressed the hell out of all the suckers, but we can’t afford to keep doing stuff like that every week, unless we start taking up a collection or something to pay……uh, I just had an idea! I’m calling a meeting. Stay here and we will talk more, later.
I knew I was right!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on July 30, 2009 at 2:46 PM
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Really weird!
posted by
hardilaziz
on July 30, 2009 at 9:31 AM
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I wonder where she went swimming
before she went on holiday???
posted by
elinjo
on July 30, 2009 at 7:41 AM
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It appears to be a real.....
"condrundum"
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on July 30, 2009 at 7:03 AM
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LMAO!
posted by
Sinome
on July 30, 2009 at 6:31 AM
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That poor woman! deluded,
and sharing her delusion. If it's true, then I'd say that errant sperm was one determined little soldier, and the child will probably be born wearing armor and carrying a sword.
posted by
Pat_B
on July 30, 2009 at 6:31 AM
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posted by
Ariala
on July 30, 2009 at 5:42 AM
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