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...and sometimes they even run for office... :(
So the tour bus stopped at an interstate rest area a couple hundred feet from the highway, and the guide herded her charges to a spot just by the outer fencing where dinosaur footprint fossils were clearly visible in the rock. On the way back, she asked one of the tourists how he liked this sight. "Fascinating!" he said. "But what is really amazing-- You wouldn't think they would come this close to the freeway!"
posted by
Ciel
on March 13, 2008 at 2:52 PM
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I liked these, and I have one of my own. I've been working part-time in a currency exchange bureau. A lady came in one day and asked for so-many pounds worth of dollars. Of course my colleague did the transaction, ran the credit card through, counted her US dollars... being friendly as we are, she asked, "Are you staying with family over there?" - "Oh, yes," the lady said, "my son lives in Brisbane." (in Queensland, Australia... where they have their own dollars...) Had to start the whole thing again.
posted by
mneme
on March 7, 2008 at 12:25 PM
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MaggieMae
Quite the collection here MaggieMae.
Please, move the sign for there are now too many deer crosing here.
posted by
jacentaOld
on March 3, 2008 at 3:01 PM
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I saw a deer in a photo....
Take care.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 2, 2008 at 4:44 PM
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MaggieMae
Thanks for that steady humour love, you make my day
posted by
WileyJohn
on March 1, 2008 at 9:19 PM
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Hi darling it's March 1 winter will soon be fading away but hey! I've got 3
more months.
posted by
Kabu
on March 1, 2008 at 9:15 PM
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MaggieMae
I'm on the lookout all the time, but once in a while I think that I might be the one.
posted by
TAPS.
on March 1, 2008 at 4:25 PM
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When I saw the title.....
I thought this was going to be election humor!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on March 1, 2008 at 6:36 AM
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LOL Until I saw that they reproduce and that's not funny
posted by
Kabu
on February 29, 2008 at 8:31 PM
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LOL, Maggie
Scary indeed! Of course, you realize idiots are vital for the economy! They're the one's that work at Mickey D's, and eat there as well...
posted by
Nautikos
on February 29, 2008 at 6:02 PM
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Maggie I was having fun until you said they reproduced and then I was happy because we will never run out of these snippets and I am not worried because they live in New York and vote in Rhode Island. lol sam
posted by
sam444
on February 29, 2008 at 2:38 PM
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I love them!
I love them! I wonder if they are really true but wouldn't be a bit surprised if they are. Great work Maggie. You kept the extra money from McDonalds didn't you? Let them figure out where it went when they close out that night seeing that they were that dumb. I'm not dishonest, but they say, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." If those two weren't your gift horses for that day I am sure I don't know who would have been.
Damon
posted by
Damond
on February 29, 2008 at 1:51 PM
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The scary thing is,
while this should be an urban legend, there's plenty of room to believe these are true! It is scary, indeed!
posted by
strat
on February 29, 2008 at 1:41 PM
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I'm SCARED!!!.....LOL
Thank you, Dear MaggieMae for the laughs and for the reminder to be very careful 'out there'...
posted by
Katray2
on February 29, 2008 at 1:28 PM
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At first sight these are all quite hilarious
but of course you are quite right it is scary; although one wonders how they manage to reproduce
thank you Maggie, have a great weekend and God bless
posted by
mariaki
on February 29, 2008 at 1:22 PM
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It's scarry all right!
posted by
auslander
on February 29, 2008 at 1:05 PM
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posted by
Samantha39
on February 29, 2008 at 11:58 AM
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