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                Maybe you should have played a different joke on him
                
                    posted by
                    adventurer02
                     on August 28, 2015 at 1:45 AM
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                    benz i always told her within a matter of years
                
                minutes really. I'm not a torturer.
                
                    posted by
                    Mike_Manc
                     on October 10, 2003 at 12:07 PM
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                    mikem, subtle tortures torture most......
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    benzinha
                     on October 10, 2003 at 12:04 PM
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                    benz. My ex wiffy always used to fall for
                
                "It's right what your mum says about you" when were tiffing and then I'd clam up as if I'd let the cat out of the bag. Then she did me one day, and because I didn't want to show she had rankled me, I raised it with my mum next time we were with her. My wife nearly peed herself with mirth and I was taunted for ages. 
                
                    posted by
                    Mike_Manc
                     on October 10, 2003 at 11:55 AM
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                    okay MikeM, it's not just men. Sorry. I remember irritating the hell out of some men
                
                in my life. Sorry, because I also remember getting irritated at their retaliations.  
nevermind........
                
                    posted by
                    benzinha
                     on October 10, 2003 at 11:44 AM
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                    DAMON
                
                I LOVE that idea!!!!!!!!!!!
                
                    posted by
                    Jemmie211
                     on October 10, 2003 at 2:20 AM
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                    Next Time, Jem...
                
                ...while he's asleep, tie both his ankles to a BIG block of wood. Then go get a BIG sledgehammer, and be standing at the end of the bed, hammer slung over shoulder, when he wakes. You could even put on a floral-print dress and stuff pillows up it for added effect.
That'll teach him to have what we call over here a Sense-of-Humour Failure.
D
                
                    posted by
                    DamonLeigh
                     on October 10, 2003 at 2:17 AM
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                First of all, I HATE being tickled in any way! But, I have stuck my finger up my fiance's nose and in his ear (when awake...most of the time) and he laughs and calls me a freak, but I'm just usually bored and/or just want some attention. BUT, if he did it to me, I wouldn't be justified to bitch! Ah, men, gotta love em! 
                
                    posted by
                    SpitFire70
                     on October 10, 2003 at 2:14 AM
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                    Benz, it's not just men you know. Ye big sexyist.
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    Mike_Manc
                     on October 10, 2003 at 1:31 AM
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                    Jem, spot on. The most sarcastic person I know, and he is funny.
                
                Is also the most defensive. It is very funny. 
                
                    posted by
                    Mike_Manc
                     on October 10, 2003 at 1:30 AM
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                    Men!! Men?? Yup, men!!!
                
                When anyone does something wrong in my daughter's house, her husband loses it. When he does something wrong, everyone is forbidden to bring it up. Men!
                
                    posted by
                    benzinha
                     on October 10, 2003 at 1:13 AM
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