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Your cartoons make me laugh and think at the same time
posted by
adventurer02
on July 18, 2015 at 9:54 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on May 23, 2007 at 2:53 AM
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Hazel ~ Your choice in blogs is surpassed only by your wisdom.
There's some funny shit here, and I mean it. Go waaaaaaaaaaaay back.
posted by
mark2556
on May 11, 2007 at 3:00 PM
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Reflectionofme ~ OK, stop it. You're frightening me.
posted by
mark2556
on May 11, 2007 at 2:59 PM
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OMG ! why didn't I read you sooner !
Noticed your comments always make me laugh..so found and read you...very funny.........favorite is...IF it's not Anal Ease, It's Shit............too damn funny....better put ya on my fav list !
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on April 23, 2007 at 10:52 PM
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posted by
Charnell_Lanay
on April 8, 2007 at 8:40 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on April 7, 2007 at 3:16 PM
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Offy ~ No basket?
Dangit. You know this Easter is especially painful for me.
I'm hurting. Egg me.
posted by
mark2556
on April 7, 2007 at 3:28 AM
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Scam Man
Gets no Easter basket~
posted by
Offy
on April 6, 2007 at 1:52 PM
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Scriber ~ I just can't do it.
Truth is, she frightens me.
What if, God forbid, her clothes accidentally came off? My testicles would retreat in horror and never be seen again.
posted by
mark2556
on April 6, 2007 at 11:35 AM
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Mark==You have to admit, Rosie hanging upside down has humor potential...
Maybe a workout show...
posted by
scriber
on April 6, 2007 at 6:45 AM
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Scriber ~ I'd have to SERIOUSLY lower my standards.
Which is no easy task, I assure you. Plus, I'm not sure the world is ready for a sled-dog bull-hag like Rosie in Spandex. The mind reels....
posted by
mark2556
on April 6, 2007 at 6:35 AM
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Mark--Can't you work in Rosie O'D? She's freakin out for publicity...
posted by
scriber
on April 6, 2007 at 5:49 AM
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Thanks Wiley ~
The good news is, in another 40 or 50 episodes I'll be able to kill him off. Slowly.
posted by
mark2556
on April 6, 2007 at 5:12 AM
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mark2556
Great comic strip, this one's a real bummer though.
posted by
WileyJohn
on April 4, 2007 at 7:01 PM
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You bring the fertilizer and I'll bring the seed spreader ~
We'll be making mutant weeds by the bushel. Woogy!
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 6:00 PM
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Will you be planting your seed? Should I bring fertilizer?
Hurry puppy, I long to be near you!
posted by
---Masky---
on April 4, 2007 at 5:50 PM
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Dear Taker of my Seed ~
The trapeze IS for granny. She's not as pliable as she used to be and, well....I still have needs that can't be fulfilled until you and your joy-box arrive here at the Research Center.
So hurry...granny has an odor that doesn't seem right, and Daddy needs his baby bitch. Hold me.
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 5:49 PM
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My Darling...my hero...my Hell-Ladened-Side Kick...My Seed Maker...
..'tis I who am willing to stand in the shallows of Hell and burn along side you, for 'tis I who most deeply (and I mean very DEEPLY, baby) appreciates your blatant and sarcastic attempts at revealing the true intentions of those who gather and recklessly dawdle with the emotions of the many among us. Yes, you, my love, my favorite little ass monkey, have balls of titanium and for that I am most grateful. Oh master of dialect and judger of ulterior motives, I crown you King of the world. You are the man, (except for that one time, when we were at band camp, and you dressed up in the feather boa, and wore my slinky black dress, and put on that Dolly Parton wig, then made me lick your ta-ta's and call you Betty...but that's beside the point) and I will love you for forever and day. So, keep on writing, my little hot tamale! Keep bringing it - cuz' I love it - as much as I love you when you're making me call you Betty. XO XO XO
P.S. You're the last person I gave my credit card number to so I can only assume that you're the individual who spent $999.95 on a "Build Your Own Bedroom Trapeze Kit." WTF, Man? I thought you were using it to by your Granny new dentures. You fucker!
posted by
---Masky---
on April 4, 2007 at 5:28 PM
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kingme ~ Thank you.
Wait....was that French and do they need to surrender to someone? Shit, there must be SOMEBODY they haven't rolled over for yet....
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 5:02 PM
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Mark, bravo! It's a tour de force.
posted by
kingmi
on April 4, 2007 at 4:57 PM
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Chris ~ My loins ache for you.
You've got what I need and I don't mean the clap this time. Stop fucking around and be my bitch. I'll need your bank account numbers, whatever worthless Euros you have stashed in your mother and, of course, your love. Make me the happiest man alive. Don't forget the Wet Ones.
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 11:42 AM
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Rocky ~ Geez, quite the demanding bit.....uh, wonderful woman, aren't you?
My brother and 11 year-old niece are visiting and it's getting hard to explain to her what I mean by sheep-lust with a British beefcake named Chris. So, there'll be a brief intermision, which means I'm gonna repost something and get some cheap clicks.
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 11:40 AM
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OMG Mark.....the plot thickens! Oh, and I like the added touch of the
tasteful advertisement! Ouch! LOL Hahahahahahahahaha Another good one Mark. Episode 5 is when????????
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on April 4, 2007 at 10:41 AM
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Mark
sweet zombie Jesus this storyline is getting really tense. hope i don't have to wait too long for the next part, otherwise I may end up with a belly ache. damn i love you, oh god of humour.
posted by
chris2303
on April 4, 2007 at 10:31 AM
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Troosha ~ I think he's already genderless.
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 7:52 AM
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Soon, however, you may have to tweak the story into a genderless adventure....
posted by
Troosha
on April 4, 2007 at 7:23 AM
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Cute post
posted by
Troosha
on April 4, 2007 at 7:21 AM
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Offy ~ Boogled blogger????
Hahahahaha.
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 6:33 AM
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Lustorlove ~ No, actually I haven't.
It's just a subject I naturally gravitate toward ~
Woogy-woogy-woogy!
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 6:23 AM
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I thought ACB was a television network.
No wait, never mind...I just realized it is. That makes a lot more sense now, too.
You know, the next logical thought, now that Scam Man is a nationwide success, or rather, well over fifteen people are following the adventures, is who will play him in the movies? Or will he play himself?
posted by
strat
on April 4, 2007 at 6:03 AM
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OK...OK
These are exceptionally funny.....excellent, forceful satire!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on April 4, 2007 at 5:59 AM
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Corbin ~ "Cute"??
Please read my profile, as in the "Political Affiliation" thing where I describe myself as slightly starboard of Pat Buchanan. Subsequently, the word "cute" draws up all sorts of weeny-liberal images.
Wait...I just smoked a big fattie....shit, you're right -- they ARE cute! Nevermind.....
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 5:56 AM
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Mark
I have to admit that i just took the time to read the series.....this is too cute. you've done a really good job with this!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on April 4, 2007 at 5:52 AM
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Strat ~ Well, of course not.
Plus, the measurements are certified by the
American Council of Butt-Boinkers, which means....I dunno, something.
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 5:16 AM
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Taxguy ~ It's fairly easy to do.
Just follow a few simple guidelines:
- Get yourself a make-believe squeeze and write mind-numbing posts about your heaven-sent love for each other at least twenty times a day.
- Tell her you mother is ill and your personal finances, while extensive, are currently unaccessible for some ridiculous reason. This will come in handy later.
- Sleep 50 minutes per day and blog the rest of the time. Don't let foolish distractions like your job or life stand in your way.
- Portray yourself as about three times more kind, loving, tolerant and wise than Mahatma Ghandi. He was quite the lady's man also, y'know!
- Get yourself a really cool latex and/or spandex superhero costume. Pad and bulge as required.
After that, everything should fall right into place. I think.
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 5:05 AM
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Dolls ~ Thanks for visiting the Banished Bloggers Network.
If you could do it about another 3,600 times, I may acutally break my annual yearly earnings record of $7.89. It'd mean a lot to me.
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 4:50 AM
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OTA ~ Thank you so very much.
When a guy puts as much work into his panties as I do, it's nice to get some positive feedback on his efforts.
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 4:48 AM
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posted by
Enigmatic68
on April 3, 2007 at 11:16 PM
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These are great.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on April 3, 2007 at 10:20 PM
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mark
I just figured it out you have been taking sneak peeks at my MA section, about the anal sex
posted by
Lanetay
on April 3, 2007 at 7:44 PM
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LOL... I see you've really found your inspiration here... LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on April 3, 2007 at 7:42 PM
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mark
Mark how do you dream all this stuff up, from your previous life? Do you think Scam Man has the huevos to do anal sex? or will Susie Sunshine allow it?
posted by
Lanetay
on April 3, 2007 at 7:37 PM
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Funny. I thought it was a whole year.
Or maybe it was just a year's supply I won at the Heavenly Harpoon Roadhouse. Either way, you probably can't go wrong measuring time in anal sex episodes.
posted by
strat
on April 3, 2007 at 7:13 PM
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Hahaha....wherever the need is greatest.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 6:35 PM
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mark
LOL! And I'm not going to ask North or South? --Joy!Mary
posted by
FoliageGold
on April 3, 2007 at 6:33 PM
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Foliage ~ Yes, quite interesting.
And, it doubles as hair gel, too.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 6:15 PM
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I Have A New Ambition
I want to be just like Scam-Man when I grow up.
posted by
taxguy
on April 3, 2007 at 5:36 PM
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Excuse me Mark? Are you talking back to a teacher?
Looks like I'll have to use a paddle for this one.
mynameisshellyandi'msexy
posted by
shelly_b
on April 3, 2007 at 5:31 PM
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Well, of COURSE it goes on my head.
It'd be a tad small for the "other" area, now wouldn't it?
And by-the-by, I believe you forgot a certain signature on your last comment. Now you'll have to write it 100 times on the blackboard, young missy.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 5:19 PM
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Mark, you need to wear this first. LOL
OH, and it goes on your HEAD!
posted by
shelly_b
on April 3, 2007 at 5:16 PM
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Mark--cut to the chase, as they say in "Wood", Leave them if they broke...
posted by
scriber
on April 3, 2007 at 5:06 PM
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David - Yes, kind of strange.
You'd think it'd be a whole year.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 5:02 PM
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OOOOoooooo! A school-teacher scolding.
Put me in the corner....I'm bad.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 5:01 PM
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Mark, LOL, nope. You get what you get and you don't throw a fit! LOL
OMG! did I just say that? 
I need a break from teaching.
mynameisshellyandi'msmelly
posted by
shelly_b
on April 3, 2007 at 4:52 PM
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Mark--My girl friend say, "Write if u get work..." Huh
posted by
scriber
on April 3, 2007 at 4:52 PM
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Scriber ~ Yep, Cardinal Rule No. 16: Always leave them hanging.
Or maybe that's Always leave them broken-hearted, pennyless and insane. Either way.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 4:43 PM
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Shelly ~ I'm 614 months old and my eyes aren't what they once were ~
Could you enlarge your signature just a snitch? Something like
MY NAME IS SHELLY AND I'M SMELLY
would work pretty well. Thanks.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 4:42 PM
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Good Panties
posted by
Blue_feathers
on April 3, 2007 at 4:34 PM
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mark
Interesting balm. --Joy!Mary
posted by
FoliageGold
on April 3, 2007 at 4:31 PM
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interesting sponsor
Anal sex month.....hmmmmm
posted by
David1Spirit
on April 3, 2007 at 4:19 PM
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Good googly moogly
Soon the sweet taste of Justice..I can feel its touch with the help of anal ease please! (boogled blogger discount of course)... Excellence~ I am smiling!!
posted by
Offy
on April 3, 2007 at 4:09 PM
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Mark2556--good laugh; and a great ending with Scam Man hot on their ass...
posted by
scriber
on April 3, 2007 at 4:07 PM
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LOL, good job! I think you could make this movie? LOL
mynameisshellyandi'msmelly
posted by
shelly_b
on April 3, 2007 at 4:02 PM
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Well, I know which one I prefer ~
And it isn't found on magazine racks. Phroawr!
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 3:56 PM
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Jolly High Jinks!
posted by
Dolls-43
on April 3, 2007 at 3:55 PM
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I'm not sure which I liked better - this installment or its sponsor. I guess all that really matters is whether I soiled myself or not.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on April 3, 2007 at 3:54 PM
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