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LOL Jemmie...
EXACTLY. I don't do it very well. I keep threatening to buy a wheelbarrow to cart the damn things around in. When I was 16, I would have killed for a chest like this. Now this chest is killing me. 
Seriously, I have gone on a diet, and if the boobs don't return to a reasonable size when I am within 20 pounds of my goal weight, I will have them cut off.
If you really want more details of the problems that large-chested women wear, check my FAT Blogger blog. I think I put in a rant about big tits about six weeks ago.
posted by
editormum
on October 1, 2003 at 7:04 AM
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No Jemmie, do not join that BS club, we need good quality writing, and we need it from you.
posted by
MountainClimber57
on September 30, 2003 at 9:00 PM
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Well then...
I'll give half to my best friend. That'll make us both happy. We'll be more confident, gain 10 lbs each, and both move up to a C cup.
44F is a bit overwhelming. I think I'd fall over. Not to mention have even worse back probs than I already do. How do you do it?
posted by
Jemmie211
on September 30, 2003 at 8:56 PM
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Yes, but ...
you now need a 44F bra, and you have gained 20 pounds.
posted by
editormum
on September 30, 2003 at 8:52 PM
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Gladly, Mum!
Since now I can go out and get free drinks with my new boobs! I can have a life apart from BN!
posted by
Jemmie211
on September 30, 2003 at 4:33 PM
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I think that means....
you now have to trade places with ME in the rankings.
posted by
editormum
on September 30, 2003 at 3:38 PM
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A Gift for Jemmie ...
( o )( o )
...with my blessing
posted by
editormum
on September 30, 2003 at 3:37 PM
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Yes, that I do. Thanks, Jennysweet! Just thought I'd force you to say it. LOL.
posted by
ezwaystrait
on September 30, 2003 at 1:00 PM
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Mona, Dear
I love you too! You know that, Woman!
posted by
Jemmie211
on September 30, 2003 at 12:46 PM
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Jen, I am jealous of where you've been and where you are, and really, that's a lie. (Not really jealous, I mean). You rock, everyone knows that, and
you shall reign victorious! Shuddup, already. It makes those of us newbies who way suck feel even crappier than we already do. LOL. I love you. I'm clicking; I'm clicking! Where's mine from you, huh????? LOL, again. Mona
posted by
ezwaystrait
on September 30, 2003 at 12:42 PM
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EditMummy
Give me your tits! I need all the help in that area I can get!
posted by
Jemmie211
on September 30, 2003 at 12:25 PM
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Holy Jumping Gargoyles, Jemmie
Get yer head out of yer arse and look around you. I been clicking on you and reading your posts; what, you want comments too?
And 90s? I'd give my left tit to be in the 90s again. In fact, I'd give both my tits to be anywhere near the 90s. You're still in the Top 100! Smile, dammit, Smile or I'll peg you. 
Love, Edit
posted by
editormum
on September 30, 2003 at 11:59 AM
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Come on, cheer up! Happy to have you back. You'll recover your standing, I'm sure.
Willow
posted by
Gentle-Willow
on September 30, 2003 at 11:23 AM
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Whimsy-Girl
We are, aren't we?
posted by
Jemmie211
on September 30, 2003 at 11:14 AM
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A Sign of the Times
We are Old Hat.
posted by
Whim
on September 30, 2003 at 11:03 AM
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Jemmie
Why don't you just feel sorry for yourself. Oh, you are. Well, that'll work.
And if you want to go for the top spot, I Christopholopolus, shall support your snotty ass.
posted by
chris2303
on September 30, 2003 at 10:49 AM
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Oh baby, don't be low.
Your Pecan sister will try to pull you up!!!
Y'all click on Jemmie!!!
posted by
CatLadyintheAttic
on September 30, 2003 at 10:45 AM
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