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a homosexual that doesn't like the smell of fish?! joe - you're hilarious!
like frank zappa said - "there are three things that smell like fish - and one of them is fish".
posted by
fourcats
on January 4, 2007 at 7:46 PM
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We have faith in you, Joe!
We know you can live up to these!
posted by
strat
on January 4, 2007 at 9:10 AM
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Who doesn't love It's Raining Men
Joe~GBF performed that on Friday night!! haha love it...except your post reminded me that I
forgot to make any resolutions!! oops!
posted by
quarterlifecrisis
on January 3, 2007 at 5:04 PM
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my daughter calls me "Old Spice"
tractor pulls are so damn loud!!!!!
posted by
ladychardonnay
on January 3, 2007 at 7:46 AM
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LOL
Your post make me
posted by
MiaElla
on January 3, 2007 at 7:04 AM
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You talking of Geri halli - whatever.
a friend of mine bought me her book....I am not a fan of hers....I liked Emma bunton, better.
if I had your address I would send you the book of Geri...as it is just going to collect dust.......hehehe
posted by
_Symphony_
on January 3, 2007 at 3:51 AM
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haha Joe--
what can I say? um...good luck with that?
posted by
Julia.
on January 2, 2007 at 5:21 PM
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Joe_Love
Are you aware that Rick Pitino hates dogs? He especially can't stand the little yappy ones that wear pretty bows and want to get in everyone's lap to be petted.
posted by
TAPS.
on January 2, 2007 at 12:31 PM
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joe
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on January 2, 2007 at 10:48 AM
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Joe
Haven’t seen Akeelah and the Bee (what is it). My post was a piece I have hanging in my kitchen and I originally dug it out when my teen at the time was going through a period of thinking she didn’t deserve more. She was in an abusive relationship and I was trying every way I could to inspire her to shine and not take any shit from anyone.
posted by
Troosha
on January 2, 2007 at 8:02 AM
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See, I think you and I have a lot in common. I believed my
really hot string professor had been eyeing me all semester, when she pretended to speak to the whole class. (I had a monstrous crush on her for the longest time!)
Happy New Year!
posted by
bandanafish
on January 1, 2007 at 10:04 PM
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You must be the only person who is of ideal weight or you don't give a r.a. Admirable goals - yes indeed
'cause I'm close to the latter option of not giving a hoo-ha. But there's my husband to think of.... he'd be sad...and he likes less of my hoo anyway.
Cee 
posted by
LadyCeeMarie
on January 1, 2007 at 8:37 PM
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Joe Love
Hahaha..The third resolution is going to require some strategy,however no less noble then the other two! Too funny~
posted by
Offy
on January 1, 2007 at 6:13 PM
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Ha Ha. Very Funny. I didn't know you were a comedien(ne).
posted by
WindTapper
on January 1, 2007 at 5:48 PM
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Joe Love
I'm proud of your willingness to branch out in 2007. LMAO about the smell of "fish."
posted by
Presley
on January 1, 2007 at 12:15 PM
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Joe...
Another J. Pitino fan?????
When my sis moved down south, that man is ALL she ever had to talk about. LOL
Best of luck with goals, Joe. 
posted by
bwFrampton
on January 1, 2007 at 10:48 AM
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Happy New year
posted by
star4sky5
on January 1, 2007 at 10:39 AM
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oh and Happy New Year!
posted by
Azur
on January 1, 2007 at 9:23 AM
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Joe Love
At last someone with some well thought out resolutions.
posted by
Azur
on January 1, 2007 at 9:23 AM
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Joe, Happy New Year to you...
posted by
Ariala
on January 1, 2007 at 8:25 AM
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LOL
Good luck at reaching your goals......I'm sure the monster has something to say about one or two of them.....
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 1, 2007 at 7:51 AM
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Who's Rick Pitino?
the slightest whiff? OMG.
Walking with my baby boy & his monster thru the Capitol Hill area of Seattle one day -- I miss Seattle and my son -- we passed a very pregnant young mother pushing a stroller containing a lap child, and hanging on, another, 4 or 5 years old.
Son curled his lip and said something about "breeders," apparently forgetting his mom was alongside. I laughed. Just remember, you're number six, I said. You need to give breeders a break. He just looked at me and said What were you thinking?
posted by
Pat_B
on January 1, 2007 at 7:28 AM
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Joe_Love, ha! Those sound
like exciting resolutions! Mine were much more... boring. Tractor pulls? Fish fries? Here we have Bog-Offs. It's a festival where people make Chicken Bog, and they have contests to see whose is the best. They also have beauty pageants, but all the dance class moms tell me they are rigged. It's hilarious. Good luck with your resolutions and Happy New Year
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on January 1, 2007 at 7:14 AM
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good luck on your resolutions
mine is to end terror in iraq http://iraqsolution.org
posted by
Shams-i-Heartsong
on January 1, 2007 at 6:59 AM
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Joe
So Rick Pitino has been glancing up at you, has he? Always enjoy reading your vibrant humour and unfolding life in Bumfolk. You make me smile.
posted by
Troosha
on January 1, 2007 at 6:04 AM
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joe
Wishing You All the Best for the year 2007! Hope you do achieve what you're looking for. May God bless you.
posted by
richinstore
on January 1, 2007 at 5:11 AM
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Joe Love,
whatever you do with the year, have fun..! No NY resolutions for me, I have too many things unresolved already (smiles). Happy New Year.
posted by
mneme
on January 1, 2007 at 3:56 AM
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resolutions
Ah, it's good to have some achievable goals to work towards and even better to follow your dreams! Here's to the life of the imagination in 2007.
posted by
MsVision
on January 1, 2007 at 1:15 AM
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Joe Love
Happy New Year!
posted by
Antipodean
on December 31, 2006 at 10:36 PM
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JoeLove
Good luck with all that my friend and Happy New Year.
posted by
WileyJohn
on December 31, 2006 at 8:21 PM
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omg, Katray, I'm glad you caught that. After reading what I had written,
I was thinking. . . , "ohhhhhhh! That is soooooo NASTY!" lol Then, I decided to go on and keep it in the story anyway. *grin* Thanks for letting me know that you thought it was funny.
posted by
Joe_Love
on December 31, 2006 at 8:06 PM
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Lol, Good luck with that Joe Love!
Still rolling over the fishy thoughts..:) Happy New Year Wishes.
posted by
Katray2
on December 31, 2006 at 8:00 PM
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I'm sure you'll come up with some kind of plan
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on December 31, 2006 at 7:54 PM
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Good luck!
Happy New Year!
posted by
Whacky
on December 31, 2006 at 6:20 PM
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Joe Love,
since I don't like basketball, I can't give you any advice on how to lasso that coach! Dunk?...Oh. what the hell! And I have only one N.Y.'s resolution to make, i.e. not to make any N.Y. resolutions! I am sick and tired of disappointing myself!
Meanwhile, a Happy New Year to you, the Monster and the doggies (and I hope you don't expect me to remember their names this late in the year...) 
posted by
Nautikos
on December 31, 2006 at 6:10 PM
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LOL @ Holy Grail
good point... there is still no explaination of what Joe intends to do about The Monster when Rick moves in.
posted by
bel_1965
on December 31, 2006 at 5:25 PM
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Will you be taking him to a tractor-pull? (Whilst The Monster is at a fish-fry, no doubt?) Funny stuff. Happy New Year!!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on December 31, 2006 at 5:22 PM
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One must always have goals my dear
do keep in mind; Joann the bitch will take him for all of his money and you will end up supporting him. 
Though I am quite sure you can get your own talk show and bump Rachel Ray and her candle murdering torch off of my TV!
Now that I have done my good deed for the day, I'm off for a bath.
posted by
bel_1965
on December 31, 2006 at 5:08 PM
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