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UH-OH...THE MONSTER, YOU HAVE SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO!
posted by
muser
on December 21, 2006 at 11:48 PM
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Oh JoeLove, that was sweet,
even if he did ruin your candle. So you kept all four puppies? You are too funny! Hey, I completely understand. I love going to Asheville. It's my favorite place to travel in the Southeast. I'd move there if Emil wasn't so attached to where we are. Well, take care
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on December 21, 2006 at 5:00 PM
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Too funny, Joe, as usual.
As a new fan of the country boy blog, Can I be really annoying and ask who Maudine is? Is that your manfriend's mom?
btw -- I love that word "manfriend" It's how my mom refers to the partner's of gay men when she tries to be hip. As in "Oh, this must be your little manfriend, Chuck." hee hee.
posted by
robcutforth
on December 21, 2006 at 2:40 AM
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Awwwww, William. Thank you so much.
It's not some of my better stuff. I've been in a slump I'm trying to work through. Got a great story that I'm working on now, though.
I figure if I can make ONE person be amused through one of my entries, then I'm worth something.
posted by
Joe_Love
on December 20, 2006 at 4:29 PM
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Joe, I read this post this morning...but my comment got eaten somehow
Anyway, I had a good laugh about it and read it to my sister, one of Rachel's biggest fans. She got a laugh out of it too. Thank's for brightening up a blah Georgia winter day.
posted by
I-R-William
on December 20, 2006 at 4:26 PM
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GREAT STORY JOE
KEPT ME INTERESTED UP TO THE END THANKS
posted by
CARMELITO
on December 20, 2006 at 1:06 PM
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Hilarious!
The images conjured from your Rachel Ray moment are just priceless!
posted by
strat
on December 20, 2006 at 5:51 AM
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Yep, Ok...I know the truth
you just couldn't get me off your mind. It's ok Joe, I love you too!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 19, 2006 at 8:46 PM
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Ohhhhhhh. I meant to type. . . ,
Be Blogging". Not "Bel Blogging". "Bel Blogging" would be you in the act of Blogging. And, since I'm not you. . , well. . , that really wouldn't make any sense, now would it???! LOL
posted by
Joe_Love
on December 19, 2006 at 8:31 PM
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LOL You made this statement
Good for you for picking that out, Holy Grail. (grin)
I'm going to bel blogging about that next. And, it's a MUCH better story than this one
My question really was: Just what is bel blogging?
posted by
bel_1965
on December 19, 2006 at 8:27 PM
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I don't know what question I'm ignoring??!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by
Joe_Love
on December 19, 2006 at 8:24 PM
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LOL that wasn't even a good lie!!
You couldn't come up with something more creative than that???
posted by
bel_1965
on December 19, 2006 at 8:23 PM
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Belbloggin' is a German dance. . , ummmm. . ,
that they do at a Beer and Chicken Wing Festival???
posted by
Joe_Love
on December 19, 2006 at 8:18 PM
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LOL!
So all the nice things about you being much hotter than Brad Pitt are unfindable as well. WHAT is bel blogging?
posted by
bel_1965
on December 19, 2006 at 8:14 PM
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uh-oh, Wifey!!!!!!!! You're going to have to help me out on this one.
I can't find your question!!
posted by
Joe_Love
on December 19, 2006 at 8:09 PM
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ack, Wifey!! Hold on!!11
posted by
Joe_Love
on December 19, 2006 at 8:07 PM
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UGH!!!!
You are ignoring my question!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr you are almost as frustrating as the man I married!!!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 19, 2006 at 8:03 PM
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Oh, come on, The Monster was sweet (even though, the candle...)
p.s. He should pay you back (no excuses.)
posted by
bandanafish
on December 19, 2006 at 7:53 PM
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joe
Uh oh!! Insert foot in mouth!! DOH
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on December 19, 2006 at 7:32 PM
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Oh no, there goes the mood and neighborhood!! LOL, rolling here Joe Love
Don't know who Rachael Ray is, but it doesn't matter one iota!
Happy Holidays wished for you and the poor Monster.
posted by
Katray2
on December 19, 2006 at 6:55 PM
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Joe--- I know that county! But I think your spelling is off a couple of
interior letters.
posted by
Jazwolf
on December 19, 2006 at 2:37 PM
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good story thanks for sharing
posted by
Shams-i-Heartsong
on December 19, 2006 at 1:09 PM
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It's so frustrating
when you tell a loved one not to do something because you KNOW it's not going to work out the way they want it to and they blatantly ignore you because you just can't possibly be right! UGH... well, there had better be some beautiful, pricey candles under your christmas tree!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on December 19, 2006 at 12:01 PM
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Joe Love
So I take it the wine is still in the refrigerator? Maybe you should take Monster to Wal-Mart and buy him a couple 5 dollar wickless candles for his burning appetite..I think Monster had very good intentions and it was rather romantic eh Joe?
posted by
Offy
on December 19, 2006 at 10:06 AM
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Hell isn’t merely paved with good intentions, it is walled and roofed with them ~ Aldous Huxkey 
posted by
Troosha
on December 19, 2006 at 8:16 AM
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Joe,
I don't think they sell those candle wamers here. I'm not much for candles anyway - not much of a romantic, only when I write stories. But I could be persuaded with a good bottle of wine. Did that one do the trick for you, too????
posted by
Nickie-Fleming
on December 19, 2006 at 7:58 AM
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I saw a candle warmer while shopping for soft toys for new grandbabies
at the local Hallmark store. And I grinned to myself, thinking of Joe_Love's Monster, and his unfortunate shopping decision. A clerk saw the grin and mistook it for holiday cheer, tried to sell me something off every little marketing island. But I diverted her attention to her personal life; she was so pleased to be involved in self-revelation she forgot her prime directive. In an amazing feat of magic, I left the store with only what I'd come for.
posted by
Pat_B
on December 19, 2006 at 7:18 AM
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Wickless candle, what a horror, that's like reading an online book.
posted by
CringeintheUSA
on December 19, 2006 at 5:25 AM
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What a sad story!
Bless his heart... Joe Love, I am sure my local candle store doesn't have such a thing as a candle warmer. I am in the dark LOL.
posted by
mneme
on December 19, 2006 at 1:00 AM
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I hope the bottle of wine went down well
after losing the candle
posted by
Tanga
on December 18, 2006 at 10:35 PM
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Aww1 Your poor $18 candle...
It's dead.
posted by
Whacky
on December 18, 2006 at 7:27 PM
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And just what is bel blogging?
have I mentioned I missed you this weekend? Funny how the absence of certain people can make things less fun.
Now, I am quite sure you are much better looking than Brad (UGH, ICK, YUCK, PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE THAT BOY SOME SOAP AND SHAMPOO) Pitt. As for the candle...The Monster should pay DEARLY!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 18, 2006 at 7:27 PM
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Good for you for picking that out, Holy Grail. (grin)
I'm going to bel blogging about that next. And, it's a MUCH better story than this one.
posted by
Joe_Love
on December 18, 2006 at 7:18 PM
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Oh no, your poor candle!!! I was afraid that might be its fate...
I thought you only had 2 dogs??
posted by
Holy_Grail
on December 18, 2006 at 7:16 PM
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Naut. . ,
you're actually supposed to use wickless candles for a candlewarmer. A wickless candle--I can't help but wonder if someday we'll find wickless candles pictured in Memory Books next to Lava Lamps.
posted by
Joe_Love
on December 18, 2006 at 7:08 PM
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Joe Love
LOL! Now that I know what a candle warmer
is, I can understand your fury! I still hope, though, that you didn't follow up on the threat you uttered during the first candle warmer episode...
posted by
Nautikos
on December 18, 2006 at 7:00 PM
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