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Pat B
Ha ha ha ha! Why didn't I think of that?
posted by
ariel70
on July 5, 2006 at 7:59 AM
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There's a genre nobody mentions...
A researcher has discovered a rather nasty secret about Mr. Big and writes the expose... He makes a fortune with his purple prose, although he only sells one copy... to Mr. Big. Blackmail for Beginners, by U.N. Published...
posted by
Pat_B
on July 5, 2006 at 7:22 AM
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PS, I do have a couple of pairs of purple grundies.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 4, 2006 at 9:27 AM
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I heard he's wearing a hair shirt as well at the moment, which definitely
explains one bit of what you heard.
Or was it a hare shirt?
I can't december. Oh well. Better carry on tidying the study to find the work that I owe my boss from about two monks ago.
Pasta Lego.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 4, 2006 at 9:25 AM
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.Dave
Wot made you fink dat, eh? I fought dey all knew as how I ain't the Messiah. No, I'm 'is son, see?
That there David Icke was one o' them there ... wotcha call 'em. fencespostors, is is it?
They reckon 'e's so embarrassed ''cos 'e got tumbled, e's travellin' impetigo at the moment.
Dey reckon 'e's 'ere in Blogit somewhere. Gawd, he ain't you, is 'e?
posted by
ariel70
on July 4, 2006 at 9:18 AM
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El Tel, you are not the messiah, you are a very naughty boy.
I shall be coming back in here to deal with you.
PS There are two appendages to my latest Lewinsky and they are not dots, but rivets.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 4, 2006 at 9:09 AM
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posted by
Xeno-x
on July 3, 2006 at 8:56 AM
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Ariel70
I think I just read one hoss.lol
posted by
WileyJohn
on July 3, 2006 at 12:06 AM
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ariel..lol...VERY well done!..:)
posted by
Rumor
on July 2, 2006 at 4:29 PM
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Pretty witty fun reading here. Areuk (LOL) I would think that .Dave. would appreciate (if he can get past the words
distribution list.)
posted by
TAPS.
on July 2, 2006 at 3:28 PM
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Justi
HaHaHaHa!!
Love the Areuk! Should I change my name, do you think?
Fed Ex, my dear, Fed Ex.
posted by
ariel70
on July 2, 2006 at 3:20 PM
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Ariel, LoL, I am all too painfully aware of the meaning of macrame'!
It was de rigeur in 70s kids summer crafts classes! I just couldn't put two and two together and figure out the connection between Tryon Stringit and the military... but, like Azur, I don't want to bother my pretty little head too much about it.
As for .Dave's periodic quests to bring a semblance of civility and decorum to our fair Blogit, I say "Good luck, .Dave, (with or without full stop), full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes!. I am all in favor of Emperor Dave, at least he is honest in his quest for ruthless dictatorial power, none of the "aw shucks, I don't want no popularity, I'm just a humble girl from Hoboken, try and wrest this (imaginary) crown from my cold, dead hands, you peons!!"
posted by
Blanche.
on July 2, 2006 at 3:20 PM
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Aruek70
I didn't get my copy of
The Fun of Being Atheist...do you suppose it was lost in the mail? You have my latest address. Maybe you'd like to just run it over, bring the missus and we will have a bite to eat before you have to trot back again. Be blessed.
posted by
Justi
on July 2, 2006 at 2:59 PM
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ariel70
yes .Dave is more amusing than most
posted by
Azur
on July 2, 2006 at 2:47 PM
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Azur
Hmmm ... d'you think maybe I oughta slither over and take look, huh?
posted by
ariel70
on July 2, 2006 at 2:44 PM
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Ariel70, such an ebullient response to my brief comment
I used the full point merely for accuracy as is my wont.
There is a point to the point but I cannot divulge it. I don't think he needs to be put out of his misery unless you think too closely about the content of his most recent post - he painted a picture that i don't wish to trouble my pretty little head about.
posted by
Azur
on July 2, 2006 at 2:42 PM
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Flight
Hmmm ... yes, could be, could be. Could even be my physician, Dr Acula, aiming for the identical spot on his anatomy.
Thanks for fluttering in!
posted by
ariel70
on July 2, 2006 at 2:36 PM
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Come now !! Is he not innocent until proven guilty ? Who knows, it could be a simple matter of ruthless politicians with baseless charges - going for the jugular.
posted by
reasons
on July 2, 2006 at 2:26 PM
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Azur
THanks for dropping in. This full stop in front of .Dave's name now. One wonders if in some obscure freudian --or possibly even Jungian -- fashion this is a subconscious cry for an end to be put to his evil doings.
This is of course a well documented phenomenon among serial rapists and killers ; they leave lots of clues, so that the cops'll get 'em. So, one wonders, why not a manifestation of this same cri de couer in a serial blogger?
Obviously, one cannot have him removed from Blogit and humanely put down , as one does with rabid dogs, etc, but we could mount a serious STOP .DAVE!!! campaign, couldn't we?
You know, put the poor man out of his misery. I say man, but of course his actual physical make up is seriously in question. Some allege that he is an alien, scoping out the planet for an invasion of his unspeakable fellows, others that he is some hitherto unidentified form of inorganic life -- such as the crystal-like tobacco virus, sent to infect Blogit, and us.
These are profound question, my dear Watson!
posted by
ariel70
on July 2, 2006 at 2:03 PM
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I think .Dave might enjoy this list
posted by
Azur
on July 2, 2006 at 1:28 PM
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Blanche
Don't you know what macrame is? ( It's pronounced macramay )
It's making bags, garment and stuff and stuff out of string. Hence the name Tryon Stringit.
Glad you liked it LOL
posted by
ariel70
on July 2, 2006 at 1:07 PM
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Lol, Ariel, you made a good point!
Macrame?
posted by
Blanche.
on July 2, 2006 at 12:54 PM
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