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Spud
Why don't you come live with me I'm sure we would have a great time. Think of all the smart ass comments we could tell our neighbours and our husbands. You have great ideas thanks.
posted by
8-ball
on June 14, 2006 at 2:00 PM
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Here's what I suggest...
ask him to move in with you and then he'll be around for good. Just send your husband off to the strip club with a wad of singles and when he comes back Uncle Dave can tell him to get lost. Sounds like he wouldn't have a problem doing it!
posted by
Spudnuts
on June 14, 2006 at 9:03 AM
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LOL Mark
I love the " Midgets eat free " sign. I could dress up like a cop in riot gear and take everyone out with the water cannon. No wet t-shirt contests though we don't want to see their nads.
posted by
8-ball
on June 7, 2006 at 6:29 AM
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Whacky
Yeah we should call the tow truck and tell them we think the car is stolen.Take it away. No there was a car in our parking lot before that was stolen and it was there for five weeks because everyone thought it was theirs. It fit right in.
posted by
8-ball
on June 7, 2006 at 6:26 AM
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A video camera is a great idea.
I'd also recommend a garden hose or industrial-grade water canon.
Nothing says "Back the fuck off" quite like 50,000 gallons of high-pressure water on somebody's 'nads.
posted by
mark2556
on June 6, 2006 at 1:49 PM
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Around here the city tows away the juked out cars!
posted by
Whacky
on June 6, 2006 at 1:43 PM
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