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Fionajean,
I never thought about that, but maybe it is a Blogit pickup line. That is an interesting thought. It might even be a good topic for a post.
I like the activated charcoal suggestion. I think that could be written into the Flatulance Amendment. I also find your closing disclaimer quite a good idea. I may keep something similar in a separate text file and paste it at the end of all comments that I leave. In fact, I might do well to paste a copy at the end of each post that I put up.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 15, 2006 at 1:13 AM
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Mademoiselle,
Well, I thought about what you said, but sexual orientation is only indirectly related to the issue. A gay couple could legally get married as long as they weren't of the same physiological sex. A gay man married to a gay woman would be perfectly legal. It seems that perhaps we need a Morality Sciences Division in the federal government.
Racial groups of a flatulant nature? I'm not going to touch that one with a stick. Even jokes become the objects of poop flings if race is in any way identified. One must always maintain a flawless PC posture to avoid problems in a world rife with those who seek to become self=righteous expounders.
I had some further commentary, but I hit myself with a stick.
Thanks for coming by. Your comments are always interesting. 
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 15, 2006 at 12:56 AM
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Hi Jack Flash
I'm also sure I've read you sometime before. (Is that a Blogit version of a pickup line?) Anyway - put me down as supporter for both amendments. Might I suggest government-endorsed programmes giving out compulsory free doses of activated charcoal to offset the gloabl warming. Also, I think that the FCCA would certainly be FDA approved so go for it. (The contents of this comment are intended for the recipient only. If you receive it in error, pls delete. This comment is the personal opinion of the sender on a Monday and in no way represents the sender's view on a sane day.)
posted by
fionajean
on May 15, 2006 at 12:51 AM
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What racial groups would those be?
Cause I'll have to stay away from them.
Btw, it's not "about what sex you have to be to get married", it's about what sexual orientation. Normally, I wouldn't have said anything, but that's kind of a giganormous diff.
"You've been out there all this time?! You must smell like feet ... wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon!"
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 15, 2006 at 12:25 AM
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