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A listening error that could have cost a lot
posted by
adventurer02
on July 28, 2015 at 12:17 AM
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LOL
posted by
Afzal_Sunny7
on June 17, 2006 at 6:58 PM
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Little ole lady is SPEEEEEDING down the highway....
On come the red lights and the CHP is pulling her little ole butt over!!!
Sargent comes up to the window, demands the usual....
Lil ole lady says,
I'd love to show you my license, but it got revoked a year back for driving intoxicated. About the registration, weeeellll, I stole this car, so I don't have it. In fact, I stole this car, killed the owner and stuffed him into the trunk!
Sarg yells, stay where you are, hands where I can see them! and slowly backs away, while radio-ing for back up...
Lt, and other arrive, approach the car, and pull their weapons. Lil ole lady, acts shocked and confused.
Lt. tells her what Sarge told him, and she bats her lil ole lady eyes at him, gets out her drivers license and hands it to the LT, then opens the glove box, and hands over the registration, and then pops the trunk and walks to the rear of the car with the Lt. She says, I certainly don't know what this is really about, but the Sarge is a liar! Why, I'll bet he even told you I was speeding!
Moral? Don't mess with lil old ladies!
SFTreat
posted by
sftreat
on May 2, 2006 at 9:46 PM
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Good stuff!
Me likey!
posted by
Spudnuts
on April 26, 2006 at 8:53 PM
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ha ha ha thats great!
posted by
microba
on April 14, 2006 at 8:48 PM
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Schatz
Thanks for the laughs!
posted by
mysteria
on April 4, 2006 at 11:00 PM
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I guess that's every guy's greatest fear, huh? (Well, besides castration.)
I know it's probably the only thing that prevents my boyfriend from living a life of crime. Prison would actually be doubly difficult for him, seeing as he has a "real purty mouth", too.
"Squeal like a pig, boy!"
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 3, 2006 at 9:45 AM
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