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Corbin
Good job!
posted by
MysticGmekeepr
on January 6, 2006 at 3:33 PM
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Corbin
It looks like one of the funniest jokes I have ever read. It can' be commented...
I like your sense of humour, writing such a post you prove that you can be a funny guy, I thought earlier that you are too serious...BYE.
posted by
mira1
on January 5, 2006 at 10:03 PM
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Well, Corbin, I got my laughs for today mostly from your puns. The news is to weird to laugh at.
posted by
TAPS.
on January 5, 2006 at 3:59 PM
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Interesting!
posted by
Jayne_Doe
on January 5, 2006 at 11:38 AM
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corbin--
I'm glad to see a subject other than "liberals suck". This is a strange story, but it does distract us from more weighty things. Imagine what offspring of such a marriage would look? It would a giant evolutionary leap forward, in my opinion.
That national championship game was one of the greatest I've ever seen. Living on the West Coast, I've naturally become a Pac 10 man, and I think USC should have won the game but for that stupid attempt to lateral that Reggie Bush made, some other bad calls and such. However, I have never seen any quarterback perform as Vincent Young did . In a national championship game against arguably the best team in the country, he looked like a man among boys. It was just an incredible performance.
As for the other issue, your advice is well-taken. I believe that she is a good person for the most part, but she has to realize, however strongly she may feel, that she cannot make raging personal attacks on people. That said, the matter for me is closed. I see no need to block her--not that she'd want to read or comment again in my blog. I am going to go on writing and continue offering my opinions. I think I have made my point, and yes, it is time to move on. 
posted by
Hemlocker
on January 5, 2006 at 8:58 AM
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But Offbeats
He was very romantic to her.....
11. He sang "Salmon-chanted evening!" to her all night long......
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 5, 2006 at 4:48 AM
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CORBIN
I bet the groom is Flipping out?
posted by
Offy
on January 5, 2006 at 3:07 AM
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Oooh, arggghh!
I just wish I could think of something witty here, but I can't think of a thing.
posted by
Blanche.
on January 4, 2006 at 8:44 PM
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Really!! Did they tip the scales for him? 
posted by
BrightIrish
on January 4, 2006 at 8:38 PM
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Irish!
10. Do you know how he paid for the wedding? He had to go to a prawn shop!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 8:26 PM
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Yes, but do you think he'll want off the hook soon?
posted by
BrightIrish
on January 4, 2006 at 7:55 PM
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Irish...
From what I read.....
9. "he was quite a catch!"
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 7:46 PM
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Corbin Dallas
This wedding sounds a little fishy to me..
posted by
BrightIrish
on January 4, 2006 at 7:30 PM
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It's just an escape....
from all of the negativity.......
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 6:42 PM
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Blanche was right - you're on a roll!!
posted by
reasons
on January 4, 2006 at 6:38 PM
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Flightpath.....
An unintended pun hurts no one.......
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 6:33 PM
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Flightpath....welcome!
8. The groom was asked if they had to get married because of an accident.....He said " No, he always does things on porpoise!" (Ba...dump...bump.)
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 6:32 PM
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oops - I didn't even SEE Shadow's comment before I wrote that !
posted by
reasons
on January 4, 2006 at 6:31 PM
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Corbin...Plunge ahead ! Ghost writers you do not need!!
posted by
reasons
on January 4, 2006 at 6:26 PM
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The Shadow.....
knows.........
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 6:25 PM
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7. The bride wore traditional white and the groom wore natural waterproof gray.
posted by
Keshet
on January 4, 2006 at 6:21 PM
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You're on a roll!
posted by
Blanche.
on January 4, 2006 at 6:18 PM
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Blanche it's like this.....
6. The Bride had a hard time finding him a Christmas present because he already had a pod!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 6:15 PM
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Sorry, Corbin, I got nuttin'
posted by
Blanche.
on January 4, 2006 at 6:08 PM
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Scoop!
There you go........again!
5. They had the honeymoon tank at Sea Word for the nuptials.
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 6:05 PM
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It could be just a fluke
posted by
scoop
on January 4, 2006 at 6:00 PM
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DrJPT
4. Perhaps she could get a surrogate father from the Miami Dolphins.......
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 5:57 PM
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scoop....
There you go.......
3. The wedding was delayed for an hour because a member of PETA couldn't "hold his peace"....
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 5:54 PM
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Blanche....come one given me a dolphin oneliner....like
2. Charlie the Tuna was best man.
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 4, 2006 at 5:51 PM
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Corbin_Dallas,
Home schooled dolphins? Stop, you're killing me! The world gets weirder every day!
posted by
Blanche.
on January 4, 2006 at 5:44 PM
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Saw On Headline News and Thought it to be Warped Behavior
Can there really be children since he cannot get out of the water?
Is it really a he?
posted by
Dr_JPT
on January 4, 2006 at 5:43 PM
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You are right
something smells fishy
posted by
scoop
on January 4, 2006 at 5:42 PM
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