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LittleMsP, kewl card there!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 28, 2005 at 6:42 PM
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Hiya! Just letting you know that I had passed through and am catching up on some reading. Take care and happy blogging! |
| A Postcard by Dave  Delivered by Littlemspickles |
posted by
littlemspickles
on November 28, 2005 at 5:48 AM
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Rabbit, no doubt!
Fast food. Hmmm. How hard can it be to get an order correct? Guess that's why they make the big bucks.
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 27, 2005 at 3:55 PM
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>:-} CARROTS, Spitfire!! I agree!! Add to this list people who TAILGATE,
envelopes colored HOT PINK that say YOU'RE A WINNER!! (didn't need THEIR STUPID ASS to tell me that!) and COLD FRENCH FRIES & messed up orders at the fast food place!! (GET IT RIGHT YOU MORONS - IT'S ONLY A FACKING HAMBURGER!!)
posted by
wiserabbit
on November 26, 2005 at 8:33 PM
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Cass, well,if that ever happened, just tell them to
place their car into neuteral and PUSH 'EM OUT OF THE WAY! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 26, 2005 at 8:16 PM
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A and B...Woo Hooo! Kick ass! I got it? Kewl.
Thanks! Oh, and about the letter opener, I can never seem to find it when I need it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 26, 2005 at 8:15 PM
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I don't think we have drive through ATMs, or if we do I haven't seen them. How bad would it be if a car broke down while waiting for the ATM...
posted by
Ca88andra
on November 26, 2005 at 4:06 PM
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A letter opener might help. That would be too simple for Santa to deliver. :)
Congrats, you've named the right blogger. All clicks are already in here. Thanks for your time and patience in participation.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on November 26, 2005 at 1:33 AM
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JJ, My ass needs to get to bed ASAP cause I gotta work tomorrow...
however, I dunno about Santa. He's been blowing me off for years and I haven't seen him around. Sorry.
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 25, 2005 at 11:16 PM
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spiff,
Is it true that the
Real Santa has been seen in Dizzyland of Florida? I need to get after that guy about a few things, and I don't want to deal with a Pakistani ''helper.''
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on November 25, 2005 at 10:52 PM
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Timmy, uh-huh.
And that's why you are one of the few who can well, um, understand me a bit more than most others!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 25, 2005 at 10:32 PM
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Spitfire
And I think it's great!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on November 25, 2005 at 2:43 PM
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Yes, Timmy. You know me. That's my style!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 25, 2005 at 2:40 PM
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Spitfire
I just love the way that you sugar coat things!! lol
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on November 25, 2005 at 2:25 PM
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Flame-T, glad you chose to take your chances on this particular post!
I know sometimes, I can be, well, I won't go into that now. Just glad you liked it. Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 24, 2005 at 9:32 PM
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JJ, Gator rasslin scar? You weren't supposed to mention that
in "public," remember?
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 24, 2005 at 9:23 PM
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You got it, Flight!
I never run out of them, so I think I'm safe!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 24, 2005 at 9:21 PM
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I was afraid first read your post, but when I made up my mind I discovered I would have been making a mistake had I ignored it. It was to say the least very intresting.Have nice Thanks giving Day and God Bless.
posted by
Flame-thrower
on November 24, 2005 at 6:07 AM
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Spiffy,
Uh-oh. I forgot about that. I'll hurry up. I wanted to see that gator rasslin' scar you told me about anyway.
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on November 24, 2005 at 5:23 AM
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Spitfire, It will take all night - choose one of your favorites! it'll fit!
...and thanks!
posted by
reasons
on November 23, 2005 at 9:11 PM
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Flight, I'm sure I can conjure up a good rant for ya,
but be more specific about
what kind of packaging you're referring to and I'm more than sure I have already been personally pissed off and frustrated with it. So, no prob!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 23, 2005 at 8:52 PM
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Spitfire...This is a deadly serious comment & request! Will you please post a rant on people who design packaging that takes 3 years to open. I can only do it in my head!
posted by
reasons
on November 23, 2005 at 8:27 PM
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Avant, you silly!!! Thanks, though!
I'm snapping out of my funk! Yay! Look out again, world!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 23, 2005 at 8:02 PM
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MayB, no excuse. They all must be punished.
Regardless of how nice they are.
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 23, 2005 at 8:01 PM
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Rach, I know. I use the checkcards constantly, however, I
make a lot of misc. deposits via ATM's. I do have direct deposit for my paycheck, but I have other deposits to make and they're usually after bank hours. So, I guess I'm stuck with idiots at the ATM, huh?
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 23, 2005 at 7:59 PM
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Sir Strat, um, mm-k, a total eeeww moment there and a big ol' TMI for you!!
What the hell is
that all about? Wait, don't answer that. K, so like, did ya mail it just for fun anyway? hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 23, 2005 at 7:57 PM
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Blackcat, well, here's my problem with those....
The ATM envelopes always seem to be sealed! Eeew! Did someone go through and pre-lick them?
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 23, 2005 at 7:55 PM
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JJ, so now you're encouraging my manic-like crazy girl behavior?
Whatever will Mark say about this. BTW, we need to be down at his place in the next few hours, so uh, like, get a move on! We're late.
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 23, 2005 at 7:54 PM
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Spitfire
Glad to see you being your loveable old self again.
posted by
avant-garde
on November 23, 2005 at 2:27 PM
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I remember glaring at the back of someone at an ATM a while back and I wad thinking - "get on with it, you idiot" and then they turned around and it was someone I knew who is very nice.
posted by
Azur
on November 23, 2005 at 1:13 PM
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Ha!
I always get behind one of them at the ATM machine, so I just try not to go anymore! That's what checkcards are for! :)
posted by
RachelAnna
on November 23, 2005 at 7:17 AM
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How's this for the land of "duh?"
After my annual rogering, uh, I mean, my yearly physical, they handed me this great big envelope. A home stool sample kit. Lovely. It came with swabs, slides, and, you guessed it, a great big envelope. And printed across the envelope, in bright red letters, was the following: "DO NOT MAIL THIS."
Damn it! Now what am I supposed to do with it...
posted by
strat
on November 23, 2005 at 6:42 AM
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Yes, but what about the envelopes at the ATM? Have you ever tried to
use one of those? They're always either out of them, or they're impossible to get out of the little box they're in. AND, you're supposed to enter the amount of your deposit, but wait, you just put it in the envelope. Very annoying.... perhaps that's what slowed the guy down in front of you? LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on November 23, 2005 at 6:21 AM
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spiff,
Yes, yes, yes. Absolutely. Shred that crap into as small, tiny pieces as you can. Even magazine subscription offers need to be done. People I know have actually harassed neighbors by sending subscriptions to magazines for them. The guy deserved it for taking it upon himself to rid the neighborhood of ''
stray cats,'' but I sure don't want subscriptions showing up for me.
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on November 23, 2005 at 1:35 AM
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JJ, see? That's exactly why I usually
either throw them away anyway. Screw it. However, maybe it's a good thing that I mutilate them beforehand? Ya gotta be safe and shred things as it is; especially sales checks, right? So maybe I'm just doing what my shredder would do in the aftermath anyway!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 23, 2005 at 1:03 AM
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spiffie,
And when you finally get to the ''Check Enclosed'' it's a fugging check for $5.00 that you can deposit in your bank and cashing it automatically signs you up for a fuggin subscription to a credit monitor program that costs you $15.00 a month. Wow!!! Suchha Fugging Deal!!
Hi.... jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on November 23, 2005 at 12:53 AM
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I know, Lens! What's up with that?? K, let's do it!
Tee hee!
A man after my own heart!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 23, 2005 at 12:26 AM
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Spitfire
You know, that PIN (number) redundancy thing reminded me of a pet peeve of my own. Like when people say "Seven a.m. in the morning." I've always thought it's either one or the other, not both... Tell you what... let's beat them all up....
posted by
Lensman
on November 22, 2005 at 10:20 PM
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Wait, Mystic! Here's a great deal for ya!!
You give me a decent amount of "chill pills" and the Tomato is yours.
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 22, 2005 at 10:16 PM
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Mystic, K, um, got one to spare?
hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 22, 2005 at 10:15 PM
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Aw, thanks, Lens! Glad I gave you a nice laugh tonight!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 22, 2005 at 10:11 PM
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Taps, see? What's up with that? PIN means
Personal Identification Number... Not Personal Identification Number Number!
Why does that bother me so much?
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 22, 2005 at 10:10 PM
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Shadow, I know, but $30 vs Sanity....
Hmmm...
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 22, 2005 at 10:05 PM
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Oh, Libertine, glad I could give you a good laugh!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 22, 2005 at 10:03 PM
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Passion, door is open. Bring lots of lemon juice!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 22, 2005 at 10:01 PM
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Take a chill pill!
posted by
fwmystic
on November 22, 2005 at 8:47 PM
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Spitfire
Ah, ATM rage. I've heard of this. Only a few steps removed from envelope rage, they say.
That was funny, especially the arm-licking part. Good way to get dry-tongue. Well, I feel a couple of pounds lighter now that I've vicariously vented here...lol Good post
posted by
Lensman
on November 22, 2005 at 8:28 PM
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LOL, Spitfire. I never did understand why my bank is
UMB Bank The "B" of the UMB is already bank so my bank is really
United Missouri Bank Bank. How rediculous can you get.
posted by
TAPS.
on November 22, 2005 at 8:22 PM
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Spitfire,
One of my friends did the same thing to one of those envelopes and found out it was a actual check inside for $30.00 that she had received for some type of special work at school. You might hate them, but ya never know what surprise could be inside. Have a Happy Turkey. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on November 22, 2005 at 8:08 PM
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I'm sorry, I have no comment - I'm just laughing!!!!!!!!!!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on November 22, 2005 at 6:51 PM
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LOL!! It sounds like we're both having a bitchy moment.
I'll get my lemons and be right over.
posted by
Passionflower
on November 22, 2005 at 6:39 PM
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