Go to What Happened When The CityBoy Moved to TheCountry
- Add a comment
- Go to Life Lines (featuring mikebrown)
JOE!!!!!!!
That was wickedly hillarious!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.. how do you live with yourself? HAHAHAHAHAH
posted by
sunjae
on November 16, 2005 at 1:47 AM
| link to this | reply
Excellent ! Such an active imagination!
posted by
Original_Influence
on November 3, 2005 at 6:28 AM
| link to this | reply
Joe
I can tell you two had fun writing this. Really funny stuff and I can't think of a better ending for one obnoxious game show guest. That'll teach him to leave his seat....
posted by
Lensman
on November 2, 2005 at 6:28 PM
| link to this | reply
Your blog
is such great reading material. It's always a joy.
posted by
malcolm
on November 2, 2005 at 10:04 AM
| link to this | reply
Wow, six dogs is a lot of work. You sure have
some lucky dogs. What about dog clothes? And boarding? And attention!?! Good luck to you and Monster Joe Love. What is your mother going to say?
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on November 1, 2005 at 5:20 PM
| link to this | reply
Yayyyyy~!!
All four puppies get to stay with you and their mommy!!!! Awesome!!!! More pictures, PLEASE!! You and Monster are the best parents EVER!!!
posted by
Georgia
on October 31, 2005 at 4:39 PM
| link to this | reply
L O L, Joe_Love!!!
VERY good!!!! Loved it! Oh--and just in case you didn't read my comments back to you on my blog--I have declared you my personal
HERO today, since you found the book I wanted, online!!!
YAE for Joe_Love!!! Not only is he a Fabulous WRITER, he is also a Fabulous--and
CONSIDERATE reader!!!
~LB~ xoxo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on October 31, 2005 at 1:59 PM
| link to this | reply
the problem with all that livestock
and puppies are a form of livestock -- is that they demand attention: food, water, wipe-ups, walks, etc. You have to shop for them and walk them and train them to come when called and housebreak them...
When will you have time to write blogs and entertain all of us?
posted by
Pat_B
on October 31, 2005 at 9:08 AM
| link to this | reply
Awesome post...
Great story!!!! This kept me very entertained!
posted by
kushie
on October 31, 2005 at 8:01 AM
| link to this | reply
ha ha ha....this was a great story....
I enjoy reading it very much.
posted by
_Symphony_
on October 31, 2005 at 6:48 AM
| link to this | reply
Good one, Joe!
Now, I'm afraid to daydream!
posted by
AlPenwasser
on October 31, 2005 at 6:01 AM
| link to this | reply
Nice to meet you, too. First time I've seen your blog; I have not been here quite a month yet. Now that I have seen your blog, I'm going to want to read it all. How will I ever find time to write?
posted by
Tiel
on October 30, 2005 at 7:38 PM
| link to this | reply
Joe,
If Mike changes his mind, send puppies to me. I'll adopt all of them. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 30, 2005 at 7:08 PM
| link to this | reply
JoeLove....
Great writing.. I am left wondering what you would call a nightmare. Thanks, this is a great read!
posted by
BrightIrish
on October 30, 2005 at 6:15 PM
| link to this | reply
Good one Joe LOL
but please do tell soon how the monster stole your youth.
posted by
realitytherapy
on October 30, 2005 at 2:41 PM
| link to this | reply
hi my friend great wrk as always xxx
posted by
mcbreeze
on October 30, 2005 at 10:00 AM
| link to this | reply
joe
and i thought you'd lose fans due to my affinity for senseless puppy violence. i think i grossly underestimated the dementia of blogit.com. i'm very pleasantly surprised.
posted by
mikebrown
on October 30, 2005 at 7:38 AM
| link to this | reply
LOL
Joe, you've done gone and done it...your wit and imagination has sucessfully scared the hell out of the Deadman! I think I could better handle the vision of a full grown St. Bernard chomping on my goodies than the picture I am getting of two small pups taking their time with those itty-bitty needles for teeth...ugghhh!
lol, great post, Joe! I really like it!
posted by
bwFrampton
on October 30, 2005 at 3:49 AM
| link to this | reply
Oh the horror!!
Lol...
posted by
Katray2
on October 30, 2005 at 2:09 AM
| link to this | reply
Only you could manage to write about puppies, Monsters, mothers, game shows and dead bodies in one post and make it entirely believable! BTW - did you bury the remains...
posted by
Ca88andra
on October 29, 2005 at 7:28 PM
| link to this | reply
Even by voice mail mothers still know it all
A most excellent installment
posted by
Azur
on October 29, 2005 at 5:11 PM
| link to this | reply
Joe_Love,
I like this game. It's got thrille, spills, chills, and knifings from incidental members of the daydream, not to mention puppies. Encore, encore.
posted by
Blanche.
on October 29, 2005 at 5:07 PM
| link to this | reply
It's just not fair!
Why should you the Monster have all the babies!? I want a dog, too....I've got puppy fever!
posted by
UsualSuspect
on October 29, 2005 at 4:14 PM
| link to this | reply
joe
you can mail one of the pups to me. just make sure you poke airholes in the envelope.
posted by
mikebrown
on October 29, 2005 at 6:44 AM
| link to this | reply
krisles
you're right...there weren't any hot girls in this story. i blame myself.
also, the brian the unicorn/mcconaughey stories aren't over just yet. i'm just not writing them for awhile. don't worry, the whole gang will be back soon enough.
posted by
mikebrown
on October 29, 2005 at 6:43 AM
| link to this | reply
Joe_Love
Mask was here, read your tale, nearly wet herself, then made a quick exit!
posted by
Masky
on October 29, 2005 at 5:52 AM
| link to this | reply
Joe
gosh I'm not sure I could live with 6 dogs. good luck
posted by
TissiBlake
on October 29, 2005 at 5:17 AM
| link to this | reply
Joe_Love
I'm getting in on this late....you're doing a co-write with Mikey? What a hoot! You know you might have a puppy with a horn suddenly start growin' out of it's head or have a neighbor show up with a light saber....no, wait!....he could have MM suddenly appear in the country....let's hope he's through with those folks and all we have to worry about is how he's going to get some hot women in here with the puppies...you have given him your rating guidelines, I assume....ummm, while he's around, see if you can get his banana bread recipe....
posted by
Krisles
on October 29, 2005 at 4:28 AM
| link to this | reply
ginnieb
Ya know. . , now that you mention it. . , I should package all of them up and send them to Mike. In our agreement to do a story together, I gave him the 2nd and 4rth parts, therefore forking over the conclusion to HIM!! Look what HE did--stuck me with a total of 6 dogs!! He's delusional, I tell you. I should package them up and send them to him.
posted by
Joe_Love
on October 28, 2005 at 11:32 PM
| link to this | reply
LOL!
I sitll think you should sell this to the networks and use your favorite bloggers as guests!
posted by
Bel_
on October 28, 2005 at 10:15 PM
| link to this | reply
So Mike death was for naught?
Poor Mike!!! I think he should have his choice of the litter! Hear that Mike?
posted by
ginnieb
on October 28, 2005 at 10:06 PM
| link to this | reply
The_Libertine
omg!! You know, right now, after you count Sierra and Sinatra, I've got 6 dogs!! Now. . , when I take them outside and let the roam in the yard (or as they say in the country, "on the land"), I am always worried about hawks or cayotes or some other type of predator. . , so, I'm always having to keep my eye on these things. SIX OF THEM!!! You know how unreal THAT IS. And, the pups aren't even THAT old yet--they can't run THAT well yet. The aint all staying!!(uh-uh, no way, can't do it!!)
posted by
Joe_Love
on October 28, 2005 at 9:45 PM
| link to this | reply
Oh thank goodnes. I thought you'd lost your mind. I'm the world's biggest dog lover and I'd kill myself if I had 4 puppies!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on October 28, 2005 at 9:28 PM
| link to this | reply
ginnieb
Oh, please!! Mikebrown is a little delusional there. LOL No way is this household keeping all four of them!!
posted by
Joe_Love
on October 28, 2005 at 9:04 PM
| link to this | reply
OHHHHHHHH!!!
Now that's a wicked turn of events!! And keeping all 4 puppies??? You and Monster will permanently be in the dog house! Or is that the 'dog's house!' ;)
posted by
ginnieb
on October 28, 2005 at 8:59 PM
| link to this | reply