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Krisles
I liked the one about the trucker and the bridge best.

posted by Joe_Love on November 6, 2005 at 9:02 PM | link to this | reply

Usual

Where have you been!!!! I'm glad you enjoyed the savage whores....I thought they were funny, too...just kind of has a visual, doesn't it?!  Austin should be coming up here soon...thinking of you....fingers and toes crossed....keep me posted.....

posted by Krisles on October 30, 2005 at 12:45 PM | link to this | reply

Lensman
Glad you enjoyed the preacher....your fiance did, too (Usual)...and the pain is not really subsiding one bit and I'm supposed to fly out of here Wednesday....sigh...I think I see a knife in my future...at this point I don't care! Thanks for asking.....

posted by Krisles on October 30, 2005 at 12:42 PM | link to this | reply

Kris
Don't give that hoodlum any ideas!!!!

posted by Bel_ on October 30, 2005 at 12:40 PM | link to this | reply

Brimstone
Glad you got a chuckle......you really have such a well-rounded personality....Chorde, Daddy and smart-ass....I like that in a man.....

posted by Krisles on October 30, 2005 at 12:39 PM | link to this | reply

dryten
I would never call a man who holds his stones in his hands, Bubba.....no, sir....not me!  And I'm like you....it's always down the road.....Do you ever think of one so good you really want to turn around and go back just for the satisfaction of saying it?

posted by Krisles on October 30, 2005 at 12:37 PM | link to this | reply

Maggie, Shadow, and JoJo
Sorry, I'm so late getting back....been off with the dang shoulder.....glad y'all got a laugh out of these.  My friend who sends all the emails send me about 50 that I have been reading....I have soooo many more to share....

posted by Krisles on October 30, 2005 at 12:35 PM | link to this | reply

Medusa
What I don't understand is why I can't ever remember any of them when I need them!....down the road...that's when they hit me! Glad you enjoyed....

posted by Krisles on October 30, 2005 at 12:34 PM | link to this | reply

MW
I can see Mikey making the turkey crack, too!  Glad you enjoyed them...

posted by Krisles on October 30, 2005 at 12:32 PM | link to this | reply

ROFL
OMG, I needed that. That was hilarious....savagely raped by whores?  Priest or not, no man would turn that down...lol.  I like the flight attendant one, too. Stub...hehehehe.

posted by UsualSuspect on October 29, 2005 at 4:25 PM | link to this | reply

Krisles
Funny stuff, and you were right to save the pompous preacher for the end    Hope your pain is subsiding, by the way, or that it will soon... 

posted by Lensman on October 29, 2005 at 1:50 PM | link to this | reply

Krisles
I have to hand it to you on this post. Great job!

posted by avant-garde on October 29, 2005 at 5:11 AM | link to this | reply

Too funny, Krisles...we need more like that around here!

I believe the one with the boy stopped for speeding was a true story...

I just hope to Heaven that the first one was true!

posted by bwFrampton on October 28, 2005 at 3:50 PM | link to this | reply

Enjoyed this a bunch. I know exactly which smart ass reply to use exactly
one minute after the whole thing is over. Tonto Goldstein ma'am but you can call me Bubba!!

posted by dryten on October 27, 2005 at 7:34 PM | link to this | reply

Krisles,

Write with your other hand. ROFL. These are great. Shadow

posted by Keshet on October 27, 2005 at 4:33 PM | link to this | reply

Lol!
Thanks for the laugh!

posted by jojostar on October 27, 2005 at 4:29 PM | link to this | reply

Kris, these are great......
I love to get these things too.  Some of them just need to be passed on and shared  These are good!                                                                                                                                                  

posted by MaggieMae on October 27, 2005 at 4:15 PM | link to this | reply

Hi Krisles...Astrally send me some pain pills.....Please....
Hope you're floating happily by on Blogit, Krisles......These were very funny. You always collect the cutest and sassiest lines.....

posted by MedusaNextDoor on October 27, 2005 at 3:54 PM | link to this | reply

LOL!
I love the one about the Turkey because somehow I can see a smart assed stock boy (or MikeBrown ) saying something just like that.

posted by Bel_ on October 27, 2005 at 3:43 PM | link to this | reply