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Maybe, Timmy. Maybe!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 18, 2005 at 6:24 PM
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spitfire
LMAO...........It must have been a man that invented it.
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on October 18, 2005 at 5:52 PM
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Lovelylady, Ah, but never assume!!
I've said that a few times and there's always been a topper!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 18, 2005 at 5:43 PM
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OMG, Spitfire...ROFLMAO!!!! Now I've heard of everything!!
posted by
lovelyladymonk
on October 18, 2005 at 1:56 PM
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I dunno, J-mum.
Maybe it does. Maybe it has those ring tone thingies that cell phones do. Now
that would be even scarier, I think. Well, no. Scratch that.
Any ringing from a vagina would be scary. Even if it played Dixie.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 17, 2005 at 10:17 PM
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UsualSuspect, Personally, I've never heard a vagina ringing, but
I won't be suprised if I do one day. Hopefully, it won't be mine!! Yeeks!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 17, 2005 at 10:15 PM
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Wait, Symph! Don't say that out loud!!
Ya just never know!! I keep saying the same thing....until something even more bizarre comes along. Scary, init?
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 17, 2005 at 10:14 PM
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Spitfire
Now that takes the cake. That is the funniest, most embarrasing and the most far out of anything I have heard. Does it play Dixie? BB
posted by
Justi
on October 17, 2005 at 10:01 PM
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LMAO!
Twat!!?? A ringing vag? Who ever heard of such a thing...or heard such a thing? Surely, we can find better uses for our genius than ringing lady parts....
posted by
UsualSuspect
on October 17, 2005 at 5:35 PM
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LOFL......my gosh, now I have heard it all.
posted by
_Symphony_
on October 17, 2005 at 6:32 AM
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Word, nope. I think we have plenty already!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 16, 2005 at 5:39 PM
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That's right, we don't need any added complications.
posted by
word.smith
on October 16, 2005 at 3:21 PM
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T,
I woke up on the couch and was on my way to sleep in the bedroom. The computer was still on so I checked in for a sec.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 16, 2005 at 1:04 PM
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dude, why are you up?
posted by
Temple
on October 16, 2005 at 3:00 AM
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Offbeats, a porno called Virginia the Talking Vagina???
Oh, hell, now I gotta try to find that one just for curiosity! Er, wait, maybe not, now that I think about it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 16, 2005 at 2:50 AM
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Word,
Maybe, just maybe, it's an ongoing conspiricy inflicted upon us women created by men to cause more HASSEL to our lives. (Women hating men, of course.) Not like we don't have enough to worry about and enough BS to deal with, right?. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 16, 2005 at 2:48 AM
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Spiffy
A few years back ( about 20) there was an X rated movie called "Virginia the Talking Vagina" It was a comedy and quite funny. Although I wouldn't wish it on anyone!!
posted by
Offy
on October 16, 2005 at 1:38 AM
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What will they think of next?
One things for sure, I'm not inserting anything that'll go off like an alarm and refuse to stop ringing 'til it's fixed. I wonder about possible explanations for having a 'ringer' go off in public that you can't answer.
Enquiring minds would want to know what the heck was going on.
posted by
word.smith
on October 15, 2005 at 9:03 PM
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Well, Lensman,
You know by now that I'm not a title BSer. (Hey, that's a good one for the Clicktionary, huh?) Anyway, thanks for noticing that. K, so the prankster thang? Yeah. Pretty funny. 'Til they invent one for the pinga. (penis) Laugh it up til then!! Payback's a bitch! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 6:36 PM
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Alright, alright, now, Temple. Settle down 'dar, mm-k?
No visuals needed to get you all flustered n' stuff. Great points about the message. It couldn't say "I'm not
in right now" cause, well, yeah. That makes no sense and if it did, it would be scary. If I said, "I just stepped out" hmmm, even scarier. I'm "busy right now" is certainly TMI even if I'm just peeing. So, I conclude that it would just have to say, "Fuck off. Try again later."
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 6:33 PM
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Just for the record...
...I click on you anyway, okay, so I'm not here just because of the title
And the neat thing is that the title was NOT misleading at all...haha. Anyway, cool gadget. The prank possibilities are endless.... I must put my thinking cap on here....
posted by
Lensman
on October 15, 2005 at 6:27 PM
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Yeah, what kind of greeting would you leave on your voice mail?
"Hi! You've reached Spitfire's vagina. I'm not ...in right now?....??" Or....I've stepped out....I'm unavailable...where's it gonna go? You could just say you were having sex, but then every time people couldn't get you they'd think you were having sex....hooooochie cooochie. :)
Fab. Now I have visuals I JUST don't need.
posted by
Temple
on October 15, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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So, ya gonna get one, Lizzy?
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 4:04 PM
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Factor, yeah, a muffled ring would be better.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 4:04 PM
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Yes, Temple. Almost a TMI right there, but
think about the consequences if someone else gained access to your remote control.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 4:03 PM
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Cass, exactly! Maybe it has some sort of a snooze button
where you can snooze or silence it at work. Maybe even voice mail?
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 4:01 PM
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T,
I only use vagina or penis in a title if it is about the post. No tricks here. You know that. Spitfire don't play 'dat. Anyway, no, it wasn't a cell phone. It was the actual device that rings. I wouldn't want it to vibrate cause it would tickle. Then, I'd start giggling at inappropriate moments. However, one must wonder which is worse, giggling or ringing. Hmmm...
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 4:00 PM
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ginnieb,
I know! Like, what's next, a talking contraceptive device? Or one that actually calls you? "Hello. This is your contraceptive device calling from within. It is time to change me. Thank you and have a nice day."
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 3:57 PM
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blackcat, have I? Really? I didn't think I've talked about vagina's too
much recently. Sorry. I'll stop. For a little while.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 3:56 PM
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Hey Shadow!
How the hell are ya? Yeah, I think it would be funny, but he'd probably just take it as how much of a stud he is for making that happen. I suppose the worst thing would be to change it prematurely. No harm done, I guess.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 3:54 PM
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jojo,
I'm sure it would sell a lot more, but I think it would tickle too much if it vibrated.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 3:52 PM
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LadyofS, it's one of the things I live for.
It's personal entertainment for me, ya know?
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 3:51 PM
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Ariala, yep. It is.
Imagine how embarassing it would be, too. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 3:50 PM
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LOL!!!
-Lizzy
posted by
Narek
on October 15, 2005 at 1:18 PM
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OMG that has got to be the most bizarre thing I will read today.
Rings?? Let's hope it is not a loud ring. At least if it rings in winter you can pretend you have some gadget stashed. But if it goes off while you are in a bikini?
posted by
FactorFiction
on October 15, 2005 at 7:42 AM
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Heeeeeyyyy, Cass has something there.
You can put your phone on VIBRATE. Am I right? Ah hell, if I'm going to go that far, I might as well get one of those remote control vibrating dealies that you put in your.....uh....about to hit the TMI plateau...
posted by
Temple
on October 15, 2005 at 5:51 AM
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At least you can put phones on silent!
posted by
Ca88andra
on October 15, 2005 at 5:36 AM
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You'll find any reason to use the word penis or vagina in your title...
...won't you? Stick the word "blogger" in there with one of those and you'll boot Ariala right outta that top spot! I'm with jojo, hook me up with that vibrating version and I might get off the pill. I remember this post, but wasn't it a cell phone or something? That would make airport searches interesting. Next time say coooochie, coochie. Hooochie coooochie. Sorry, if you keep saying vagina, I'm gonna say coochie. Coochie coochie coo. Smoooooch!
posted by
Temple
on October 15, 2005 at 3:00 AM
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Oops..didn't mean to hit enter!
But in this new-age of everything...nothing surprises me! LOL!
posted by
ginnieb
on October 14, 2005 at 11:25 PM
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Well? Makes sense!
posted by
ginnieb
on October 14, 2005 at 11:25 PM
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whaaaaaaaaaat? LOL and I'm sorry, but you've used up your quota of
V word headlines for a while... yuck! LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on October 14, 2005 at 7:53 PM
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Spitfire,
ROFL. Hey, just think at that most intimate moment with your mate and he well, sets off the ringer by accident. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 14, 2005 at 7:50 PM
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Oh my!
I have heard of this ring. My friend at work has one but I have never heard of it ringing. Why couldn't they just make one that vibrates! Seems to me that they would sell a lot more.
posted by
jojostar
on October 14, 2005 at 7:45 PM
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Spit.....Well leave it to you to find something like this out.
Good lord. Sex, contraception, etc, lets make it as embarassing as possible. It is pretty funny though
posted by
ladyofshalott
on October 14, 2005 at 7:44 PM
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This is very disturbing. ROFL
posted by
Ariala
on October 14, 2005 at 7:41 PM
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