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Chrissybabe
I think if you got her on her knees and began with "now let us pray"...I believe it's all good from there.
posted by
cheap-women
on October 9, 2005 at 7:30 AM
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Never...
...had the pleasure of a Christian, me ol' mucker.
Unless those three nuns count from a few years back. Now, they WERE hot! Especially the Mother Superior.
But you know what they say - you can kiss a nun once. You can kiss a nun twice. But don't get into the habit.
I'll get my coat.
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on October 7, 2005 at 7:17 AM
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hahaha
posted by
_Symphony_
on October 7, 2005 at 6:57 AM
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Mark
Did you say sex with a woman? Sometimes Mark you go too far, you disgusting pig, you.
Of course, I could be willing to forgive you if I could get in on that bowel cleansing action (I don't like wearing gloves, though).
posted by
chris2303
on October 7, 2005 at 6:21 AM
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Ariala
I'm so relieved you said yes. Like, really relieved. I'd better go clean up...
posted by
chris2303
on October 7, 2005 at 6:19 AM
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Kiddo75
Discharge, eh? So where does this elderly lady live? Is she close to an airport?
posted by
chris2303
on October 7, 2005 at 6:18 AM
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myddrin
Yeah, it seems a shame they wait to be officially authorised to have sex. Some of them are pretty hot. I suppose in their minds they'd be even hotter if they had sex before marriage.
posted by
chris2303
on October 7, 2005 at 6:17 AM
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Chrissy,
Can't help ya here. I'm not a Christian. However, I am (as usual) very frightened by Mark's comment pic. JFC! Ooops. Did I just take a Lord's name in vane? (I'm speaking of Mark, of course.)
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 7, 2005 at 2:50 AM
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This is quite alarming.
Firstly, I had no idea Christain women had sex. I sort of presumed it was only men, boys, animals and inflatable likenesses of Mother.
To be honest, the concept of sex with a woman is sort of confusing me. I'll seek guidance from Father Pepe during our next Bowl Cleansing & Blessing session.
posted by
mark2556
on October 6, 2005 at 6:38 PM
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Oh and Kiddo - EEEEEEWWWWWW!! from the bottom of my heart...
posted by
FactorFiction
on October 6, 2005 at 12:09 PM
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Oh and I was just about to point out that Ariala was on vacation!!
posted by
FactorFiction
on October 6, 2005 at 12:08 PM
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Is this your way of proposing marriage? I accept.
posted by
Ariala
on October 6, 2005 at 12:07 PM
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Im gonna gag saying this... but I know a lady about 66 who has
been married to the same man for 45 years, and he is her only partner. And lemme tell you, I had to sit and listen to this elderly lady tell me how you have to spice things up, oral sex always makes the man happy, she has a drawer full of vibrators, I have heard about her discharge... so, um... yes.. she is a christian, and yeah she gets freaky. I hate I know this
posted by
Kiddo75
on October 6, 2005 at 11:57 AM
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Chris,
Sorry. Can't help you here. I've never been with a Christian either. Male that is. And no female either so wipe that smirk off your face. Seems the Christians think that they have to have a little paper called a marriage certificate before they will let's say "let down their hair". I'm not into paperwork. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 6, 2005 at 11:13 AM
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