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OTA ~ That's a decision only you can make.
So you should decide on the naughty pictures.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 3:00 AM
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MArk..ROFLMAO
I dont know if I should send you naughty pics of myself or just delete the post..
posted by
Blue_feathers
on March 30, 2007 at 2:26 AM
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Not sure how many times I've read this now. Still makes me laugh. Class.
Pure class.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on April 5, 2006 at 5:08 PM
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Phew! Thank God by the skin of my teeth I refrained from posting
a dis list. Close call!
posted by
JanesOpinion
on October 29, 2005 at 12:44 PM
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hello, click
posted by
poetjpb
on October 26, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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Rabbit Freak ~ Are you out of your mind?
There's a better chance of me going outside and nailing my tongue to a tree than parting with my nekkid midget photos.
However, if you'd like a few nekkid midgets, I can help you out. They ship UPS Ground and generally arrive in about 5 days. If you don't have a decent Taser or tranquilizer gun I recommed you get someone you do't really care about to open the shipping crate. Little bastards don't care for UPS at all.
posted by
mark2556
on October 3, 2005 at 2:46 PM
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>8-0 THANK GOD i READ THIS!!! please send NAKED MIDGET PHOTOS
immediately!!! (and just in case that doesn't work.... send one of those scalpels and the major artery diagram!!) ...to think i was so close!!
posted by
wiserabbit
on October 1, 2005 at 7:59 PM
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Mark, just came back for another read of this one. It's an absolute gem.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on August 24, 2005 at 1:24 AM
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FW ~ The shovel's a good idea.
But the ditch-digging is, like, work. Just take the shovel upside the head of the next person to post a distribution list. Rinse and repeat as necessary.
posted by
mark2556
on August 21, 2005 at 5:39 PM
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Silly...you know I'd never send you clean panties...
What fun would that be?
posted by
Passionflower
on August 20, 2005 at 8:21 PM
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Kiddo ~ I hope you do.
We need it. Please use as many photographs and as little clothing as possible. Use of motor oil at your discretion.
posted by
mark2556
on August 20, 2005 at 4:26 PM
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well, the time it must have took to do this! Seems like someone is a
little upset at the lists,why is that? Must do a post now on bloggers who do posts on bloggers who do those dang lists....
posted by
Kiddo75
on August 20, 2005 at 1:04 PM
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GD, another facking masterpiece ...
whenever I read one of your gems, it makes me wonder why I try to write. Where's my shovel? I need to find a ditch to dig.
posted by
fwmystic
on August 16, 2005 at 7:57 PM
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Cute pink ones?
Those happen to be mine and I'd appreciate it if you'd send them back. No need to clean them.
posted by
mark2556
on August 15, 2005 at 4:58 PM
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LMFAO---I've been trying to stay away from your sorry ass,
But here I am...reading this lewd, crude and socially unacceptable material...Now I must go wash out my brain. (Also gotta change panties...you made me pee in those cute pink ones from laughing so hard)
posted by
Passionflower
on August 13, 2005 at 4:43 PM
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Hemlocker ~ No way, José!
I've heard these kinds of promises before....next thing I know you'll be posting lusty lady wrestler photos AND watching "Friends", and I just can't bear that.
This kind of knowledge must never be abused.
posted by
mark2556
on August 13, 2005 at 3:27 PM
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MayB ~ Every two weeks is more than I can muster.
After I read what I've written I hate myself and go on a self-destructive binge. It's why I love writing.
posted by
mark2556
on August 12, 2005 at 2:20 PM
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Shadow ~ Thanks for noticing my buff hiney.
And here I thought wearing the backless Levis was a bit too obvious.
posted by
mark2556
on August 12, 2005 at 2:18 PM
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Geez,
Talk about overkill. Please let me know how I can put such lovely graphics into my posts and comments. I promise never to watch Friends or Everybody Loves Raymond.
posted by
Hemlocker
on August 12, 2005 at 1:47 PM
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Just popped back here for another look.. nice to see a blogger who doesn't need to post EVERY hour
posted by
Azur
on August 12, 2005 at 4:18 AM
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Mark,
Of course I was talking about the buns!!! They are undoubtfully one of your best features. BTW, they are nice ones, though I never bothered to mention it before now. Nice, taunt, muscular...........Unfortunately, they were just too overpowering for me. Couldn't handle the pressure so had to get away fast. 
Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 11, 2005 at 5:14 PM
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Mike ~ I had a simile??
Crap, how'd that happen? Anyway, I can relate; personally, I kill me.
"Gosh, Mommy sure knows how to suck off a painter!"
I dunno....I think it's the education system.....
posted by
mark2556
on August 11, 2005 at 5:07 PM
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Very, very funny
The rotting hyena simile was particularly funny. This is one of the few posts on this site that was made me laugh out loud (other than my own...i am my biggest fan).
posted by
mikebrown
on August 11, 2005 at 4:45 PM
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Shadow ~ Now we're talkin'.
Please be sure to get some decent shots of my tux-covered buff buns....it's my best side.
posted by
mark2556
on August 11, 2005 at 4:42 PM
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Does this mean that you're ignoring everybody??? You can afford to bury clothes only in the summer!!!
(Ben)
posted by
A-and-B
on August 11, 2005 at 3:28 PM
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Quirky ~ After the GQ there's little else I could ever want.
~ Well, except maybe to appear on Oprah and jump around on the couch like a Rhesus monkey about my love for the young woman I met at the post-GQ party....whatever her name was.
posted by
mark2556
on August 11, 2005 at 3:13 PM
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Mark in a tux!!!!!!! Oh yeah bring in the cameras for close up.........Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 10, 2005 at 9:22 PM
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Mark--
I promised groupies?? I don't remember that!! Hey you have your Golden Quirky...what else could you want?
posted by
Julia.
on August 10, 2005 at 9:15 PM
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Mudman ~ The amazing thing is....
....she's probably a wonderful person inside. Or not. Christ, who gives a shit, no?
posted by
mark2556
on August 10, 2005 at 6:14 PM
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Fantastic
Love the clip-art.....those fifties and sixties gov't issue artwork...Classic. That, and the chick with the massive guns. Nice work.
posted by
Mudman
on August 10, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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Quirky ~ OK, I've given my speech...
...so where are all the groupies you promised? Chris doesn't count 'cause we've already been "intimate".
posted by
mark2556
on August 10, 2005 at 4:20 PM
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Strat ~ It was free with my "Build Your Own Bomb Shelter" kit.
When you've been cursed you can never be too careful.
posted by
mark2556
on August 10, 2005 at 3:33 PM
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mark--
hello--me again...well, hold onto your hat, because this post has just been awarded the coveted Golden Quirky award...
Go to “Golden Quirky” Awards are back! For Most Humorous Post, the winner is... to pick up your statuette and give your acceptance speech!
posted by
Julia.
on August 10, 2005 at 10:30 AM
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YES!!!!! AWESOME!!!!
And where did you get that hysterically funny "Surviving a nuclear exchange" government pamphlet?"
posted by
strat
on August 10, 2005 at 6:12 AM
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lol
posted by
Vanidad
on August 9, 2005 at 10:58 PM
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The best kind of list is the graphical list!
(Ben)
posted by
A-and-B
on August 9, 2005 at 6:52 PM
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Yes, it is.
Mine conclusively proves that I have no idea how to find the list in the first place, which I thank God for nightly.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 6:40 PM
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Mark
I thought you told me not to do distribution lists? Course your is rather unique~~
posted by
Offy
on August 9, 2005 at 5:53 PM
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Ben ~ The last time I heard this sort of thing...
....was at a Baptist service from someone rolling around on the floor and speaking seven different languages...backwards. Stop messing with my brain, man! I'm too fragile....hold me.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 5:51 PM
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mark2556,
About the ghouls of Christmases past. ;)
(Ben)
posted by
A-and-B
on August 9, 2005 at 5:37 PM
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iSiEySis..SiSiYeYsis...SiSiSeñora ~
I have no idea what I'm saying, and I resent the fact that you think I think I was saying something. I think. Dang, now I'm all sweaty.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 4:42 PM
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Ben ~ Yes, I do.
What?
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 3:56 PM
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You have a good memory to recall the various types available and unavailable.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on August 9, 2005 at 2:57 PM
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Quirky ~ Don't worry.
The effects should wear off in five to ten years.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 2:54 PM
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Mark,
So what exactly are you trying to say here? That I shouldn't post my distribution list?
It has something to do with the corn chip smell. My urge to post the list is directly related to the odor - or lack thereof - in my office.
That, and that creepy music won't go away. Don't you HEAR that????
posted by
myrrhage_
on August 9, 2005 at 2:07 PM
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Scriber ~ that's a pretty drastic step.
Just collect whatever change is under the couch cusions and call it even. It really works for me.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 11:14 AM
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Mark!!
Oh my goodness, you have really outdone yourself with this one. I am traumatized indeed, no amount of payment distribution ass kissing will ever make it better.
posted by
Julia.
on August 9, 2005 at 10:56 AM
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Spiffyness ~
Sorry babe....it was your big idea to keep the web-cam running. Years from now you'll look back on this incident and......well, let's try to forget the whole thing.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 10:34 AM
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F-or-F ~ I follow the voices in my head.
Most of which belong to complete idiots. Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 10:32 AM
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David ~ Muchas gracias.
And as soon as the drugs wear off I'll know whether I really wrote this or not. Should be in about a week.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 9:42 AM
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Mark--I have to start reading so I can post a list. I kept looking for my
name, by the way. I must be on some distribution list. I made .45 cents last year.
posted by
scriber
on August 9, 2005 at 9:37 AM
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Mark. Very funny. Well said and well written.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on August 9, 2005 at 7:22 AM
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Mark,
How DARE you post that pic of me under my desk at work as a reference! I thought I gave that to you in strict confidentiality! Damn you. Now, you must endure my wrath. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Oh, and btw, Alice fucking ROCKS. I love that man.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 8, 2005 at 11:54 PM
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Where on earth do you find these pictures? Or maybe I don't want to know.
posted by
FactorFiction
on August 8, 2005 at 7:11 PM
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LOL... I KNOW what you said the picture was....
I can't figure out what it actually was meant to represent.... and it's cracking me up!!! LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on August 8, 2005 at 7:03 PM
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Blackcat ~ What the hell is wrong with you and where can I get...
...some of whatever makes you that way? It's a guy with a shovel burying his clothes. Jeez, I add pictures to these to make it simple for the "reading challenged"....guess it's time for a soundtrack.
posted by
mark2556
on August 8, 2005 at 7:00 PM
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Ooh, I wasn't asking permission ... too late for that
posted by
Azur
on August 8, 2005 at 7:00 PM
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Mark... thanks for the explanation! I was worried that Liverspot came and
got her! And possibly lost his teeth on the way.... LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on August 8, 2005 at 6:58 PM
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Ben... can you figure out what that pic of the guy burying stuff is
supposed to be? LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on August 8, 2005 at 6:58 PM
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Mark, not a problem...he likes confused females such as yourself
posted by
Ariala
on August 8, 2005 at 6:57 PM
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What! No statistics in this D-list! Simply outrageous humor!
I like the illustrations. Good change from the usual photos.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on August 8, 2005 at 6:56 PM
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Whoa...that is one hot hairlip.
Damn....I wish I was a guy.
posted by
mark2556
on August 8, 2005 at 6:54 PM
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Balckcat: That's never an easy question ~
Her computer got a virus but she wouldn't get the guy who fxed it the last time to fix it again because she was afraid he'd think she was a retard so she told him a friend of hers had a messed up computer and described the symptoms to him and he said her friend was fucked so she tore it apart herself in some kind of exorcism ceremony and did some kinda transplnat and it still doesn't work so she's gonna call the guy she called before and confess that she lied except this could take a while becasue she's a Baptist and Baptists are OK with lying so long as nobody finds out and he'd find out when she tells him so there ya go.
Pretty much same as always.
posted by
mark2556
on August 8, 2005 at 6:54 PM
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You may have to fight your competion in Mississippi
Roger Teeth, computer geek and Levi Levine, bisexual from Jackson
posted by
Ariala
on August 8, 2005 at 6:52 PM
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Where the heck is kiddo?
posted by
-blackcat
on August 8, 2005 at 6:48 PM
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Ariala ~ Not until the future Ex-Mrs2556 returns to me.
Feel my pain. Please?
posted by
mark2556
on August 8, 2005 at 6:45 PM
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Mark, he'll be back singing Alice Cooper, "I like the dead before they're
cold" and the world will be right again.
posted by
Ariala
on August 8, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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Ariala ~ It's wonderful, isn't it?
All those rotting corpses are bound to bring Chris out of hiding, horny bitch that he is.
Please don't boil my bunny. I have needs only she can fulfill.
posted by
mark2556
on August 8, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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Mark,
Oh heck, you have the live models for sale? That's tons better than a pic for sure!!!! I promise I'll be very gentle with him. Oh heck better send me two models in case I make a mislick on one and can't stop the thrashing and bleeding. I would join you for a Tuesday session, but I have truck drivers to torture tommorrow. 
Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 8, 2005 at 6:08 PM
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Blackcat ~ that's why the good Lord gave us LSD.
It's cheaper than glasses and less annoying.
posted by
mark2556
on August 8, 2005 at 5:58 PM
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Mark.. ROFL... I like that version! But I swear I looked at that picture
for a while.... and could not figure out what it really was supposed to be!! LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on August 8, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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MayB ~ That's right.
Go ahead....touch them....
posted by
mark2556
on August 8, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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Shadow ~ Practice makes perfect.
I can either ship you a life-size model to practice on or you can visit the center...every Tuesday is Open Scalpel Day.
If you choose the model please be sure to gag him before you start going Ginsu on him. We've found they can really kick up a fuss.
posted by
mark2556
on August 8, 2005 at 5:52 PM
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Blackcat ~
It's an artist's rendition of my neighbor-lady and me.....actually, we were getting ready to do the hibbity-bibitty when we noticed we were out of narcotics, so I had to dig some up in the back yard. I think she was shivering from the DT's but I'm not sure 'cause I was trying to focus on her hooters.
posted by
mark2556
on August 8, 2005 at 5:46 PM
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Thank God, I was wondering when I was finally going to kill the whole damn
world. I can't wait to post my list again and again...I'm so excited. Saran wrap me.
posted by
Ariala
on August 8, 2005 at 5:41 PM
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Any list with a fair distribution of buff butts has got to be a winner
posted by
Azur
on August 8, 2005 at 5:37 PM
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Mark,
And how much are those scalpels? Oh, yeah, I want a life-size picture of slice zones if available. I want to make sure I do a good job and hit the right spots. 
Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 8, 2005 at 5:33 PM
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ROFL... that is so great!!
What was the picture supposed to be with the woman shivering and the man burying something?? LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on August 8, 2005 at 5:31 PM
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