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tigerprincess,
I guess she didn't do herself any favors by coming over then!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 25, 2005 at 4:45 PM
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OBP, am I too crazy for you in the morning or right before bedtime?
Is there a better time for you to read me? Just curious!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 25, 2005 at 4:44 PM
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Wow, JJ, sounds like you were in one hell of a
mood during that comment. Hope you're feeling better now.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 25, 2005 at 4:43 PM
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That reminds
me of a time when my mom, husband, and I were watching the LDS propehts speak on TV. THen my good friends comes over and wants to watch it with us. All through the presentation her complaint is how her roomate wouldn't let her watch it, and doing it in such a loud voice we couldn't hear what he was saying
posted by
tigerprincess
on June 24, 2005 at 12:32 PM
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Spiffy
You are crazy, but I should know better then to read your post first thing in the morning( or the last thing at night).
I typically tell people to shut up when they can't remember to do it for themself~~
posted by
Offy
on June 24, 2005 at 5:08 AM
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Spitting Fire,
I can't take this right now. I met 88.2% of all of the fuckheads in town today, and I don't think I can take any more.
You think B.K. Buttburger is bad?
Try every schnook salesman this side of Texarkana.
''Why aren't you closing the deal on this fucking thing? Barry said you would be walking in the door for it last week. Now are you going to take it, or not? Let me hold your Visa card until you make up your mind. Sign the fifteen forms now, or I'll kick your fucking ass. Whatsa matta wit you, ya weasel faced creep? We're Professionals here, and we don't need misfit scumbags! Shape up, ya kissass S.O.B.--ya antisocial Loser!''
People bothering you while you're watching TV? Throw the book at them--and I don't mean a paperback. Something at least as heavy as an encyclopedia. Maybe an Organic Chemistry textbook. That will shut them up for a long time.
Sorry. Did I type that out loud? Cripes, I'm gettin' outta here. 
JJ
I'll try to behave better in the future.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 24, 2005 at 4:34 AM
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behindamask
You're my hero for not killing your hubby yet! lol
posted by
Jemmie211
on June 23, 2005 at 10:31 PM
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blackcat,
I know what ya meant! Oh, and yeah Mark is great with the editing stuff. Don't tell him, but I actually adore him. But I think he already knows that. Just don't want it to get out.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 7:37 PM
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spitfire
Never suggested you can't handle anyone! lol Just saying that even creeped ME out! He's good with the photo editor huh? LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on June 23, 2005 at 7:31 PM
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balckcat,
Thanks for the sympathy. But, don't worry. I can handle Mark. I have for years. I'm used to it by now.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 7:12 PM
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mary,
You're probably right. (Oh, and it's Grand Theft Auto San Andreas that Mr. Spitfire plays) However, now, I am being harrassed and taunted by Mark. I think that's gonna really send me over the edge of sanity. Not that I wasn't close already.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 7:11 PM
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Mark,
You really are that plastic BK guy, aren't you? You've misled me all this time.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 7:08 PM
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Mark..
OMG that was sooo wrong. LOL Even that gives ME the creeps!!! Poor spitfire...
posted by
-blackcat
on June 23, 2005 at 6:59 PM
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Spitfire,
it sounds to me like you are suffering from sleep deprivation brought on by being exposed to too many ice tream truck dingalings in whatever the name of the game is your husband is playing. I think he should be vewy, vewy quiet now, because you are about to go hunting wabbits.
posted by
Blanche.
on June 23, 2005 at 6:57 PM
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Thank you.
It's good to be The King.
posted by
mark2556
on June 23, 2005 at 6:56 PM
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Mark,
I hate you.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 6:52 PM
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It's a deep-seeded need to hear women scream.
One way or another.....
posted by
mark2556
on June 23, 2005 at 6:33 PM
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Mark,
I was looking through the "history" on the computer a few weeks ago to make sure I wouldn't delete anything important before clearing the cache. What did I find? M had been searching online costume stores FOR PLASTIC PEOPLE!!! After I confronted him, he confessed. He said he wanted to find the BK guy and have me wake up next to it. Why are you men so cruel?
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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Really? Kinky....
A hot babe attacking me witha frying pan. Sweet. I won't be wearing any pants. Where can I get a Burger King mask?
Wake up with the King.
posted by
mark2556
on June 23, 2005 at 6:20 PM
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Damnit, Mark, if you EVEN post a pic of that fact,
I will indeed get in my car and drive the 5 or so hours down there just to hit you over the noggin with a frying pan. K? Please, now I'm just beggin ya. If I see a plastic pinga, I'll die.
Then how would ya feel, eh?
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 6:12 PM
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blackcat,
That's good to hear. Plastic or rubber people are just creepy, scary, and wrong. Especially when they're really shiny with oversized heads.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 6:07 PM
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Yeah, he's spooky, no?
I knew you'd like it. Oh....he's not wearing any pants.
posted by
mark2556
on June 23, 2005 at 6:06 PM
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spitfire...
I think BK guy kills me because it's so AWFUL! It's just about the worst cheesiest costume, and it's staring at those people in bed? It cracks me up just thinking about it! But noooo... I wouldn't want to see it in my bedroom! lol
posted by
-blackcat
on June 23, 2005 at 6:05 PM
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behindamask,
Whew. Good to know, thanks.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 5:56 PM
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Jems,
I recommend duct tape for multiple violators. It should just be a household rule.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 5:55 PM
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spitfire...LMAO
Nope!
Not wearing the burger king mask, although that it an interesting concept. That Burger King dude kinda freaks me out.
LOL!
posted by
behindamask
on June 23, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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blackcat,
I wish I had Tivo! Oh, and the BK man? Uh-huh. You just enjoy the hell out of him and I'll continue to be more and more creeped out by him, K? I can see how he "kills you," but just think how a heart attack would kill ya if you wandered into your living room to find that giant head staring at you from outside. Or in the back seat of your car. Yikes.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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Strat,
Yup. I think a stun gun would be pretty kewl. ZAP! How's that for a quick remedy!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 5:51 PM
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Mark, for God's sake!
You posted that picture on purpose just to give me nightmares, didn't you?! Thanks a lot. Here I thought you were a friend. Damn.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 5:50 PM
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behindamask,
Thanks for the suggestion. Btw, you're not behind an oversized, plastic, shiny, Burger King mask, right?
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 5:49 PM
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Taps, uh, yeah. To say the least.
I could understand if I wasn't paying attention at the time, but if my eyes
are focused on the friggin movie, than shut up!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 5:47 PM
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Thanks kingmi. Glad ya got a laugh!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 5:46 PM
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Krisles,
I posted a blog about the Burger King plastic guy a while back and also about the new Quaker Oates guy. What is with these plastic and rubber people? Who the hell comes up with creepy stuff like that? They're all just wrong. Besides, they scare me. Thank God they 86ed that Duracell Batterey Rubber People Family.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 5:46 PM
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Rach,
There is no cure for those who OD'ed on annoying pills.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 23, 2005 at 5:42 PM
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Jemmie
LMAO!
I'm getting ready to watch two movies with my family tonight: Hitch and Cursed and what you just said are the exact words that will come out of my husband's mouth tonight at some point in either of these movies. Or I know I'm going to hear, "...did you just see that." As if he's the only one in the room watching the movie.
posted by
behindamask
on June 23, 2005 at 5:32 PM
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Speaking of movies
What I hate is when you're watching a movie with someone, and both of you are seeing it for the first time, and the person you're with asks, "Why'd he do that?"
DUH! I'm seeing the EXACT same thing as you, you dumb-ass! I don't know why he did it yet, but if you shut your trap and watch, maybe we'll both find out--and at the same time, no less!
posted by
Jemmie211
on June 23, 2005 at 5:26 PM
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btw
I love the Burger King commercial where the creepy plastic guy is staring in the window. It kills me. LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on June 23, 2005 at 4:49 PM
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LOL
That was great! I know exactly what you mean. Thank God for Tivo... I can pause the movie while I tell the annoying person to SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WATCHING SOMETHING?!!! Well, that's what my mind says. My mouth usually is much more polite.
posted by
-blackcat
on June 23, 2005 at 4:48 PM
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A yardstick?
A stun gun, more like!
I hate that, too, Young Miss. As a temporary measure, I stopped watching TV.
posted by
strat
on June 23, 2005 at 4:20 PM
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The Burger King is creepy, alright ~
I think it's because he likes to bed male peasants.
Royalty....they're always into buggery.
posted by
mark2556
on June 23, 2005 at 3:49 PM
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spitfire and tapsel
I suggest keeping a yardstick close to your couch, recliner, or loveseat. There's no need for you to waste your energy on words..."I'm really into this could you please be quiet." Kill em' with silence and a swift swat on the noggin'.
Enjoy the movie!
posted by
behindamask
on June 23, 2005 at 3:38 PM
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Spitfire, don't you just love watching a movie with someone who has already seen it and they keep saying, "Now watch this, this is the good part," like you wouldn't watch it if they weren't there, like you couldn't figure it out for yourself.
posted by
TAPS.
on June 23, 2005 at 3:34 PM
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SF, ROFL!
posted by
kingmi
on June 23, 2005 at 3:27 PM
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Spitfire
Thank you! That plastic Burger King guy drives me crazy....is he not the creepiest thing ever on a commercial!! He should be in a horror movie!! And you are so on target with all the other comments. And RachelAnna is so right...I made a scientific study (well, it was) of why people get crankier as they get older...it's because they get sick and tired of being nice, tired of smiling and peing polite, going along, etc....you, being an Aries have probably had less trouble with this all your life (ha!)(did I mention--raised by one and raised one?!)...anyway, it happens to all of sooner or later...great post and I agree 100000000%
posted by
Krisles
on June 23, 2005 at 2:54 PM
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LMAO!
You make me laugh! As I get older I find myself losing the ability to keep my mouth shut when people annoy me. Just the other day, I even asked a particularly annoying kid (not mine) if he had OD'd on annoying pills that day. Luckily, I don't think he understood what I was getting at!
I just have a very low tolerance level these days!
posted by
RachelAnna
on June 23, 2005 at 2:44 PM
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