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Jeez, I was trying to eat some ice cream here
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posted by
FactorFiction
on May 17, 2005 at 6:12 PM
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Chris:
Why do some penises smell like week-old sweat and look like wrinkly balloons?
It all comes down to one thing for the sexes: hygeine.
posted by
Little_Girl_Blue
on May 17, 2005 at 5:48 PM
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Chris
You may want to consider a smell check prior to getting your face too close. I gather you do not like fish? I'am no bi but Chris I haven't ever smelled anyone who carries this flavor....
posted by
Offy
on May 15, 2005 at 2:28 PM
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Never mind about Mysteria ~
We all know you have other......desires.
You weak, weak man.
posted by
mark2556
on May 15, 2005 at 8:50 AM
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fwmystic
Well my friend, the first thing we do is fix it. And then we destroy it, leaving no earthly trace, or scent, of it. Everyone wins.
posted by
chris2303
on May 15, 2005 at 8:33 AM
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Spitfire
I disagree, I believe the odour is caused by a reaction to tight knickers and sweat. As for me, I was told about this female stink...I'm shot to buggery so women don't concern me...
posted by
chris2303
on May 15, 2005 at 8:31 AM
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chelly
Shit, am I stealing your material again? Sorry, but great minds do think alike...so where is your post then? It sounds eggs citing! Kill me, kill me now.
posted by
chris2303
on May 15, 2005 at 8:29 AM
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Hollee: Good, it'll bring out the colour in your cheeks.
posted by
chris2303
on May 15, 2005 at 8:28 AM
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mark
I understand mysteria perfectly (I think she likes me). Hoo hoo...wait a minute you Commie bashing bastardsky...
posted by
chris2303
on May 15, 2005 at 8:28 AM
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You Look Fabulous
Great! Now I feel hungry.
posted by
chris2303
on May 15, 2005 at 8:27 AM
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mysteria
You are a person with a grand vision, one which I would share should I ever get out of prison.
posted by
chris2303
on May 15, 2005 at 8:26 AM
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mark
Yes, good point. I guess the ladies don't like the taste of cheese yeasties in their mouth as much as I don't like it flavouring my finger nails, despite the calcium benefits.
posted by
chris2303
on May 15, 2005 at 8:26 AM
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Chris - more importantly, what do you do with a smelly poon?
love it, or get it to leave the country?
posted by
fwmystic
on May 14, 2005 at 11:34 PM
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Oh, Chrissy, I dunno who you've been dealing with
concerning such nastiness, but daaayyam! I suggest a washcloth and some antibiotics are in order. However, keep in mind that on most occasions, physical contact with MEN (aka Big Jim & the Twins) are the most likely
cause of vaginal infections. hehe. It be twoo, 'dat is.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 14, 2005 at 10:37 PM
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Chris, doll, you're just twisted.
But I guess you already knew that!
posted by
Jemmie211
on May 14, 2005 at 2:10 PM
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see, a few rotten eggs make some of us gals with morons too stupid
to hurl any other insults, rotten as well. I just did a post about the whole smelly vagina thing. I'm sorry some women curdle like milk on a hot july day...but we shouldn't have to pay for it.
posted by
Kiddo75
on May 14, 2005 at 1:58 PM
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pukerola
posted by
Ariala
on May 14, 2005 at 1:53 PM
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Oh gag. I think I'm gonna hurl..................
posted by
Hollee
on May 14, 2005 at 8:34 AM
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Chris ~ Please disregard Mysteria's comment to disegard her comment
A thorough rinsing never hurt anybody. The mouth you save may be your own.
Rinse. Spit. Wipe. Repeat.
posted by
mark2556
on May 14, 2005 at 8:30 AM
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chris2303
please disregard this comment and the last one...I'm insomniatic and pressing all the wrong buttons..hey! but at least I'm still clicking!
posted by
mysteria
on May 14, 2005 at 8:21 AM
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chris
...pardon, so as not to cause confusion...make sure you rinse your panties free of soap, not what i said be
posted by
mysteria
on May 14, 2005 at 8:11 AM
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posted by
TARZANA
on May 14, 2005 at 8:08 AM
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Chris
If your Vagina smells like Fish that means you have *Bacterial Vaginosis*. If you go to the doctor, you will be prescribed the proper antibiotics and you will soon, very soon be rid of the prawny parfum a la ick! It is a genuine medical condition that most women just assume to be normal. Most of the time it comes from scented toilet paper or failing to thoroughly rinse your garments with soap... Regardless...you make good points...
Here's to ridding all vaginas of excess bacteria.com!!!
posted by
mysteria
on May 14, 2005 at 8:00 AM
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This is the same God that created smegma ~
~ Which smells nothing like fish but makes for a nutritious popcorn topping, especially if there's lots of fresh butter in your lap.
posted by
mark2556
on May 14, 2005 at 8:00 AM
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