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We have to be more careful before accusing tjhe dryer demon
posted by
adventurer02
on March 11, 2016 at 3:44 AM
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Justsouno, I try, but they seem to sneak up on me!!
They taunt me when I catch them in the act, too!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 10, 2005 at 10:31 PM
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Thanks Wiley-Pops!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 10, 2005 at 10:25 PM
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Little one I believe you will be fine until you run into the "old maker".
It has been hiding under my bed. I am more than 8 hours older ever time I get out of bed. If I hadn't let him get a running-go he would not have made me old enough to be too tired to whip his butt.
So watch for him, don't let him get a head start on you.
posted by
Justi
on May 10, 2005 at 6:09 PM
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Spitfire
lol
posted by
WileyJohn
on May 10, 2005 at 6:02 PM
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Um, YLF, huh?
I don't follow what you mean.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 10, 2005 at 5:06 PM
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Whacky, I know. Ya gotta be one step ahead of them at all times.
But they must do it when we're at work or sleeping. Smart little bastards.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 10, 2005 at 5:05 PM
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You're so right.
Jokes should always be practical.
posted by
TARZANA
on May 10, 2005 at 9:13 AM
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You know my closet shrinks my clothes.
I'll put them in there and then a few months later got to put them on and dang if they haven't shrunk! Closets and clothes dryer's seem to be out to get me. I'll have to check under the bed and in the couch to see if other little sprites have joined in the conspiricy.
posted by
Whacky
on May 10, 2005 at 8:50 AM
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SuccessW, wow. They've taken on insiders for help, too?
I'm sorry. That sucks.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 9, 2005 at 6:04 PM
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Scoopy, OMG! They move your car seat?
Damn, Dude. That's pretty bold.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 9, 2005 at 6:03 PM
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OBP, actually, priests don't take kindly to witches, so I doubt they'd
help me. I must do it all by my widdle self. sniff sniff.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 9, 2005 at 6:02 PM
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JJ, don't feel sorry for them.
That's what they want.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 9, 2005 at 6:01 PM
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Strat,
Yep. Thems be da ones!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 9, 2005 at 6:00 PM
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Jems,
They're actually demons posing as faeries. But, they're not foolin' me. No way.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 9, 2005 at 5:59 PM
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Factor, sowwy!
But it's a true story. I take it the same things happen to you, too?
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 9, 2005 at 5:58 PM
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mary x, I suppose you're right.
Now I know why it did what it did. It's all about revenge. I knew it! Thanks for pointing that out.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 9, 2005 at 5:57 PM
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Jimmy, those bastards.
Think they sell them on demon e-bay?
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 9, 2005 at 5:56 PM
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I have a 1 year old and a mischievous cat that assist the demons
of the house with their dirty deeds.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on May 9, 2005 at 2:10 PM
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Probably the same one
who shrinks my jeans and moves my car seat
posted by
scoop
on May 9, 2005 at 8:34 AM
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Spit
Dang, next thing you know Murph will be back. Best get a priest in there right away...
posted by
Offy
on May 9, 2005 at 7:03 AM
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spiffie,
I know one thing for sure. Those faeries aren't a bunch of nice guys. They go around spilling that sparkly white dust on everything they run into. I guess I don't need to explain what that stuff is. They steal all kinds of things just to get more sparkly white powder. Then when someone walks in, they disappear in such a hurry that they drop everything they were stealing. Well, of course they do. They're not in a big hurry to get busted. Their little wrists might get all bruisy from cuffs. Poor things. Is it racism to bust faerys?
I recently exorcised a toaster that kept burning the toast, and I nearly had to wreck the toaster doing it. 
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 9, 2005 at 12:22 AM
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I know these guys.
They're the ones who hide my car keys and eat all my guitar picks.
posted by
strat
on May 8, 2005 at 7:21 PM
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Amen sister!
Hate them faeries!
posted by
Jemmie211
on May 8, 2005 at 6:51 PM
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You kill me...this is so something I would have posted if I had thought of it...
posted by
FactorFiction
on May 8, 2005 at 6:47 PM
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Spitfire,
It is very decent of you to apologize to your dryer for falsely accusing him (or it) of stealing, and putting things to right. I can only imagine that it shrank your jeans in a fit of pique because you made it the scapegoat for the thieving bed and couch, who knew all along they could pin it on the black sheep of the family.
posted by
Blanche.
on May 8, 2005 at 6:35 PM
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They are all collectively known as minute elves...
and there is some dispute as to whether they are malevolent pranksters, or if it is simply carelessness and too much partying that causes them to fail to put various items in in their proper places in the next minute after dismanteling the last. There was a Twilight Zone episode that addressed this issue, but the prophet was unclear in the representation of this dynamic. I personally feel that there is some of each. Some minute elves are industrious workers, striving to maximize the similarity between minutes, while others are lazy drunks, and still others are malevolent pranksters...
I'm looking for the proper spell to fuck up the bad ones, but have as yet had little or no success...they got three of my socks again yesterday at the laundrymat.
posted by
jimmy68
on May 8, 2005 at 6:30 PM
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