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Temple, I'm sure that's already a done deal. This would have
to be a law. You do know a smidge about law, don't you? hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 30, 2005 at 4:33 PM
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I'd just want mine to love me and know me for who I am.
posted by
Temple
on April 30, 2005 at 2:00 AM
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Cass, it's hard with kids; especially boys, I think!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 29, 2005 at 8:57 PM
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Open communication - I get too frustrated when my boys don't tell me how they are really feeling about things.
posted by
Ca88andra
on April 29, 2005 at 6:54 PM
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YAY!! Justsouno, I'm gonna go see!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 29, 2005 at 5:39 PM
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Damn, koriani!! Sheeeeesh!
I have no plans to date your daughters but even
I'm squirming in my chair! Yowza!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 29, 2005 at 5:21 PM
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Strat, 50% Wow!!
K, so like you've got some bible thumpers among ya? Hmmm. Bummer. Good laws.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 29, 2005 at 5:20 PM
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Spitfire I did it, I put my worthless bio up, announced the gender 'n' all.
posted by
Justi
on April 29, 2005 at 5:20 PM
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Jems, kitty pics? Yay! Wait, why "your highness?"
Hmmm, what did I do to deserve
that term?
That's got a nice ring to it! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 29, 2005 at 5:19 PM
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JJ, 'kin I have a Porsche AND a Harley?
Pweeeze? Pwitty pweeze? I'll be good, I swear! (Oh, and 'kin I have a giraffe, too? I've always wanted one.) You think about it. K, bye.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 29, 2005 at 5:18 PM
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I like that Jems!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 29, 2005 at 5:15 PM
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Oooo, I like this one....
The law I enact would prohibit my daughters from having sex until after they were married! This law would be made clear to any and all males seeking to date and/or court my daughters. It would be strictly enforced and punishment would include (but not limit to) removal of lower genitalia in males and/or sewing shut of lower genitalia in females.
Okay, that sounds a bit harsh but what can a worried mamma do? 
posted by
koriani
on April 29, 2005 at 7:39 AM
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Hahaha!
The law would be written in two parts. The first is similar to JJ's, although I'm apparently more greedy -- 50 percent of your income. The second is everyone will keep their unsolicited advice to themselves -- including inquiries and suggestions as to the status and disposition of my immortal soul -- or be beaten to death with their own Bibles.
posted by
strat
on April 29, 2005 at 6:49 AM
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Oh yeah, your highness
Pictures are now posted in the kitty blog AND in OB. Different pics in both.
posted by
Jemmie211
on April 29, 2005 at 4:41 AM
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Spiffy,
It's really simple: Send JJ 2% of your annual income at P.O. Box nnnn.
I'm assuming that is a Federal law. If it's a state law, the percentage will have to be adjusted upward due to a lower income base.
Thanks you, and don't forget. If you are able to do this I will come to FL and allow you to help me spend some of the money. (if you're real nice )
In fact, I'll drive down in YOUR NEEEWWWW PORSCHE !!! 
JJ
We can shop around for something else when I get there, if you're fussy. You'll probably want a dog bus, but that's OK. We can either use the Porsche or buy a Harley for shopping around.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 29, 2005 at 4:27 AM
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No drinking and driving.
I know it's already a law, but I'd make the penalties stiffer for my family. Maybe it'd save more lives.
posted by
Jemmie211
on April 29, 2005 at 3:02 AM
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