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Ciel,
those are both hilarious!
posted by
Julia.
on April 29, 2005 at 1:06 PM
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There was a hardware store that put this banner up every Christmas:
Get your husband a new tool for Christmas!
My personal favorites are the ones advertising All Swimsuits Half Off!
posted by
Ciel
on April 29, 2005 at 10:31 AM
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strat, rofl!!
you know, I actually think the second title could be a very funny poem.
posted by
Julia.
on April 29, 2005 at 9:14 AM
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jemmie,
you know what they say about great minds thinking alike...
posted by
Julia.
on April 29, 2005 at 9:14 AM
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Alf, lol.
Your poor Dad...do you really think he would want that?
posted by
Julia.
on April 29, 2005 at 9:13 AM
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That's like the poetry cntest last year in my local paper.
Someone sent in something called, "My Soul is a lighthouse keeper."
It wound up going into print as "My Soul is a light housekeeper."
posted by
strat
on April 29, 2005 at 6:04 AM
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Damn!
I was gonna said a bigger dad with half a haircut, but Norseman beat me to it.
posted by
Jemmie211
on April 29, 2005 at 12:40 AM
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Quirky...
I want it all...a bigger dad who has half a haircut.
posted by
A_Norseman
on April 28, 2005 at 11:41 PM
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Flightpath,
perhaps. I just thought it was writers trying too hard to be clever.
posted by
Julia.
on April 28, 2005 at 9:35 PM
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...SOUNDS LIKE POLITICAL SPIN DISTORTION TO BEAT COMPETITION !
posted by
reasons
on April 28, 2005 at 7:53 PM
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CA88,
I'm not sure...half a shaved head or something like that? lol.
posted by
Julia.
on April 28, 2005 at 5:53 PM
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Half a haircut could start a whole new trend.... uh, hang on - didn't that one already happen in the 80s?
posted by
Ca88andra
on April 28, 2005 at 3:51 PM
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David,
That would be an interesting fashion statement. Which half?? lol.
posted by
Julia.
on April 28, 2005 at 2:02 PM
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tiger,
right...that's understandable! lol.
posted by
Julia.
on April 28, 2005 at 2:01 PM
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MariVye,
Would you take them up on their offer??
posted by
Julia.
on April 28, 2005 at 2:01 PM
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Oh, I'll take the haircut
I would then walk around acting like I am making a fashion statement!
posted by
David1Spirit
on April 28, 2005 at 12:52 PM
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My Dad is 6'3. If I were to make him any taller he'd never forgive me...
posted by
tigerprincess
on April 28, 2005 at 12:49 PM
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LOL
posted by
MariVye
on April 28, 2005 at 10:04 AM
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Talion,
Silly me,

.I never actually thought that there might be a good reason to enlarge a "part" of Dad...lol.
posted by
Julia.
on April 28, 2005 at 9:51 AM
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Quirkyalone
Well, you get what you pay for and as far as "enlarging" Dad goes, that's something you'd better ask "Mom" about.
posted by
Talion
on April 28, 2005 at 9:47 AM
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