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LittlemsP, ahh, the joys of pet parenthood, huh?
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 1, 2005 at 9:50 AM
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lol - you had me with the line on body floss!
we took gypsy for a walk this afternoon and she had the same issue! Her and Oscar had attacked the bed we made them and she had consumed some of the fluffy stuff inside quilt covers and cushion fillings without our knowledge. When she went to the toilet, there was a bit hanging out that she couldn't quite get rid of and we didn't know what it was. She tried to walk and then the sensation of having something half poking out of her bum must have freaked her out because she became a bit skittish! She even tried wiping her bottom on the grass but it wouldn't come out! I let M do the deed because I couldn't stomach the thought of poo covered body floss! Luckily he was able to dislodge it with a flick of a stick!
posted by
littlemspickles
on May 1, 2005 at 3:17 AM
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Alf, yeah, Stonci plays with her woobie for a while,
wants to play tug with us, and kills it sometimes, but then, after a few weeks, she shreds it. Poor M has to go buy her a new one (those big ones aren't cheap, either!) But we have to buy her a new one cause when she's "woobieless" she makes us feel guilty!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 29, 2005 at 5:37 PM
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OBP, I hear ya!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 29, 2005 at 5:34 PM
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Spitfire...
I can relate. I buy Adrienne Kong balls, you know, the "indestructable ones", they last about four days. I have now moved onto dinosuar bones, big giant rubber bones, they lose 1/3 of their dimension the first day but the rest of it last about three weeks. I tried a woobie once...it took me about an hour to pick up all the string fragments that were strewn from one end of the house to the other...no more woobies for Adrienne. At least Stonci actually plays with her woobies, for some reason Adrienne thinks I give her things for the purpose of being destroyed as quickly as possible.
posted by
A_Norseman
on April 29, 2005 at 8:54 AM
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Spit
Dawgs... they love to do things like that. No respect for their toys. I know a dawg like that..
posted by
Offy
on April 29, 2005 at 8:38 AM
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HolyG, yep. That can be pretty disturbing!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 28, 2005 at 9:09 PM
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Aww, she is adorable. I always get a little disturbed when Charlie disembowels his stuffed animals.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on April 28, 2005 at 6:58 PM
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Sass, well, actually, Stonci is a girl, but yeah, she did tear the shit out
of it and always does. Those things aren't cheap, either!! She goes through about 1 a month. When it becomes too shredded, we have to distract her in order to throw it away without her seeing. Otherwise, she gets VERY upset and sad when she witnesses it being taken away and thrown in the trash.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 27, 2005 at 10:42 PM
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No woobie is safe with this guy!
Wow, he tore the living shit out of this one. Maybe a dinosaur bone would last longer, huh?
posted by
Sherri_G
on April 27, 2005 at 7:05 PM
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Rocky, I suggest you reconsider telling her.
You may want to consider that me and your mom are friends and we can both take things away from you that you love and cherish. HA! Now, Rocky, you really should be nicer to your Auntie Spitfire cause you know I love you. Telling Stonci may only hurt her feelings and feel her reputation is on the line. Then, do ya know what she may have to do to protect said reputation?? Eat a cat. Nuff said? muuwwwaahhaaahhaaa!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 27, 2005 at 6:27 PM
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CUTE!
I'm telling Stonci you've been writing about this! Love, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on April 27, 2005 at 5:38 PM
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Rach, it is cute with the bigger dogs isn't it?!
Does yours unravel her "baby," too?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 27, 2005 at 5:33 PM
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Thanks, Mia!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 27, 2005 at 5:31 PM
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Jems, doggie body floss isn't fun for either party involved.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 27, 2005 at 5:31 PM
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JJ, are you levitating yet? hehe
Did ya clear the room by now? Stop eating food like that. Oh, and yeah, I posted the poem in my poetry blog cause, well, I haven't posted a poem in a while. Oh, and do us both a favor and fully pass that nasty food before ya come over again, huh? Common courtesy, don'tcha know. Between you and Stonci, I might keel over and die.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 27, 2005 at 5:30 PM
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Awwww!
Bridget, our Golden, loves those things, too! But, ours are called "Baby" not "Woobie" because the first heat she went through she carried that thing around and babied it like a crazy woman.. They sure are cute with their toys. Even these big dogs who like people to think they are fierce!
posted by
RachelAnna
on April 27, 2005 at 9:33 AM
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Spitfire
Now that is something else.....haha....
And I loved the tribute to Stoci and her woobie...
posted by
MiaElla
on April 27, 2005 at 7:31 AM
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What a sweetie!
Love the Stonci-doggie! Though I dunno if I'd want to take woobie guts out of her rear end! Ick!
posted by
Jemmie211
on April 27, 2005 at 6:52 AM
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spiffy,
OK. So it's all ripped up now. Are you happy?
I don't know if I should eat sardine/pickle/limburger burritos any more. I got the idea from one of your other posts, then I saw a poem about Stonci, so I grabbed another burrito and read that, now here's another one that has the same poem in it. I think I got a little stomped by those SPL burritos. I'm gonna urp, and then I better lie down for a while. Catch ya later...oh crap...I think...oh, not that too!!
gotta go..... JJ.............ahhk....uuhhhkk.....#$@Q@$#$@$8#
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 27, 2005 at 2:06 AM
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Damn, Temple, I thought that's what ya wanted me to do...
Didn't mean to get you sick, though! Jimmy okay?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 27, 2005 at 1:42 AM
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sweet, yet managed to squeeze in a disturbing visual
why'd you have to stick your tongue down my throat like that last night? ::: cough cough ::: now I'm sick! witch! to bed for me....until tomorrow....xoxo... ::: aaachoo :::
posted by
Temple
on April 27, 2005 at 1:40 AM
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