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HolyG, I KNEW she was on something!
She was always late to pay me for my teeth and ya know, I find it kinda ODD that a fairy would pay for teeth. Wonder what she did with them?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 9:40 PM
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Yeah, she ripped me off once. Probably pocketed some of my money to buy crack or something.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on April 11, 2005 at 9:19 PM
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Hmm, HolyG. I sense a bit of hostility toward the Tooth Fairy.
Didn't pay you enough per tooth as a child?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 9:17 PM
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Oh that bitch has it coming.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on April 11, 2005 at 9:12 PM
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HolyG, I know, but like I said....
What happens if I accidently stab the Tooth Fairy instead?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 9:07 PM
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Well of course, but you can kill him with a figurative stake through the heart.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on April 11, 2005 at 9:03 PM
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Aw, Jimmy! Thank you!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 12:39 PM
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JJ, you know everything is weird in Florida.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 12:39 PM
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I suppose, Gypsy. But now the month is screwed up
on the monitor. Oh well.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 12:38 PM
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What happens if I accidently stab the Tooth Fairy?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 12:37 PM
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HolyG, but he's invisible!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 12:37 PM
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NO WAY, OBP!! Nope! I refuse to keep him intentionally.
Sorry. No can do.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 12:36 PM
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Well, Temple, I don't know
what I did to piss him off, but he's maaaaadd!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 12:35 PM
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Well, Jems, at least you know you're not alone!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 11, 2005 at 12:34 PM
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Typical...
If I see Murphy, I'm going to kick his ass...
posted by
jimmy68
on April 11, 2005 at 11:32 AM
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spitsy,
You missed your window? Why weren't you aiming for the trash can? Is that how they do things in Florida nowadays? HE HE HE HA HA HA HA
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 11, 2005 at 7:32 AM
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Spitfire....
Sorry to hear you missed your window... thankfully another comes along!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on April 11, 2005 at 7:26 AM
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I think the only way to kill Murphy is with a stake through the heart. And don't forget the holy water!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on April 11, 2005 at 4:29 AM
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Murphy
Has been makin his way around Blogit a lot these days...can you keep him for a while longer?
posted by
Offy
on April 11, 2005 at 3:23 AM
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oh my children....
Just ask Jimmy if you don't believe me, but Murphy lives at my house. Those who visit you? Meager younger, lesser associates. I can't begin to tell you how much bad luck, big, BAD, all the time. When I tell people, for example, just what's happened in the last few weeks, I swear they think I'm making it up. Jimmy says, baby, how do you do it? I laugh. Aw, me and Murph, we're old drinkin buddies. I'm Irish. I owe him money, this is how it goes.
posted by
Temple
on April 11, 2005 at 1:56 AM
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Figures, don't it?
Sounds like my life.
posted by
Jemmie211
on April 10, 2005 at 9:36 PM
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Does Murphy's Law apply to Murphy, or are they immune?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 10, 2005 at 6:12 PM
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Darrke, I know that halo is fake.
You're not fooling me.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 10, 2005 at 6:06 PM
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JJ, obviously, Murphy is EVERYWHERE and
is like the Tooth fairy. He/She/It, whatever, regardless, can be anywhere at anytime. Scawy. Male or female, I hate Murphy. Murphy should die a slow, painful demise.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 10, 2005 at 6:06 PM
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Spiffy,
I don't know who Murphy is. I'm not even sure if it's Mr, Mrs, or Ms. Threre are indications that Murphy could be any, or all three. Besides that, I think there isn't just one. There is an entire Brigade of Murphies. There has to be, because at least two of them are permanent residents in my house alone. I honestly think there are three or four. At least two of them are my constant companions. I don't know if the dogs all have one of their own or are Murphies themselves. Today I think they were all on some really clean Meth. Woe is me.
Forever....... JJ 
Your Loving Skid Ma ( Space Cat ) See ya inna funnies.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 10, 2005 at 6:03 PM
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posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on April 10, 2005 at 5:50 PM
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Bite your tongue, Darrke!!
SHEESH!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 10, 2005 at 5:20 PM
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Why do you need to monitor your fertility if you are already preggers?
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on April 10, 2005 at 5:07 PM
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