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saul,
wow, that's quite a list of terms!!! Yeah, I think they're all pretty crude and reflect a lot on the person saying them, too.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 3, 2005 at 2:55 PM
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Hey, Spitfire,
being a man, the closest I've ever had to deal with such a "term" is when I've been called a "pussy." But, I digress (I think). Anyway, I really don't like that one, either. Cunt, bush, taco, twat, honeyhole, pussy, vagina, cootchie, coos, muffin, cherry pie, poo (short for pube, not the reverse area), etc. The list goes on and I don't beleive any of those terms are very flattering. Hell, I can't stand the word "crotch," the ebonic "ho", or the redneck "hootchie mama." Call me a word prude.
But if it makes you feel any better, male nicknames are no just as ridiculous. Consider: pole, penis, cock, unit, member, snake (black or white, doesn't matter, but it leaves out other ethnic varieties), peter, dick, the bishop, trousermouse, one-eyed monster or wonderworm, sperm dragon (k, I made that one up), etc. I'm not too thrilled with any of those, either, but, hey, I can take consolation in the fact that I didn't make any of that crap up.
Oh.
Except for that last. Which I have never, never, ever referred to myself as the owner of (he says, looking around for a quick exit).
posted by
saul_relative
on April 3, 2005 at 6:57 AM
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No way ~
I've heard a lot things in the heat of passion, but "It's too big!" is NOT one of them.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2005 at 6:14 PM
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Mark, are ya sure it doesn't say
objects may appear larger than they actually are? hehe. Don't hit me for that one! **ducking** You set yourself up for that one!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 29, 2005 at 6:07 PM
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No. Mine just says...
Objects may appear closer than they are.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2005 at 6:05 PM
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Unique tat, Mark.
Are you considering getting one like that? (or do you already have it?)
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 29, 2005 at 6:02 PM
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Darrke, are you actually inviting me or are you
just offering a new term to the mix?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 29, 2005 at 6:01 PM
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Reni, Chris has said many words that have grossed me out!
And yeah, twat is definitely one of them!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 29, 2005 at 5:59 PM
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Queenofalot, I suppose it's all about the context, but
I still wouldn't use it in a sentence regardless of who I was talking to!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 29, 2005 at 5:58 PM
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Rach, hopefully it's a fading term!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 29, 2005 at 5:56 PM
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How about a tattoo that says....
You must be this tall
-----------------------------------
To ride this ride.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2005 at 12:12 PM
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I've got it! "Would you like to enter the
gates of Heaven?"
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on March 29, 2005 at 12:05 PM
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Twat--chris2303 used that one once and I about ralphed my Cheerios...
That has to be the worst one!
posted by
Renigade
on March 29, 2005 at 10:28 AM
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COOTCHIE
Sounds a heck of a lot better than Vagina or cunt. I suppose it has to do with who you are speaking to about your 'cootchie' and what age group their in. Your child should know the anatomically correct word for bod parts, thus :Vagina will do. Your friend at work can be told that your 'new panties are making your cootchie itch.' Your man your lover 'wants to f--k your cunt good tonight.'
posted by
ALWAYSALOVER
on March 29, 2005 at 10:26 AM
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LMAO
I hate the word cootchie, too. Luckily, I rarely hear it used anymore.
posted by
RachelAnna
on March 29, 2005 at 8:42 AM
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JJ, I'm too tired to even try to analyze what you're saying
Not cause you're not making sense, but cause I'm too tired to comprehend anything! Go check your 
.
Bye 4 now.
¡Soy mucho demasiado cansado justo a comentar! ¡Pero te amo todos los iguales! 
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 29, 2005 at 1:00 AM
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Spitsy,
I came back to see if this whole deal was part of a nightmare that I had. I'm afraid it wasn't. Well, I wasn't here anyway. I accidentally left the computer on and one of the bricklayers who was putting up a yard fence next door must have hijacked it while I was at the drugstore looking for a good anti-vomitant. You really have to watch those guys.
Should I do a post under Religion and Spiritual to draw some readers here?
Mr. JJ, 
Cleanup Consultant
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 29, 2005 at 12:30 AM
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Katray, damn, I just went through a bunch of my
emails on Sunday and I hope I didn't accidently send yours to a spam mail thingie! I'll check again and let ya know! (If you got a message saying that you need to request for me to add you to my "allowed" list, then it should have come through to me as a request. I don't think I would have deleted that, but I'll check again, anyway!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 29, 2005 at 12:12 AM
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You're welcome, Shooter and
I will catch your posts, too! Thanks for stopping by!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 29, 2005 at 12:09 AM
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Spitfire
I think I sent it yesterday or was it the day before...I've been laid low by a flu or virus that has taken up permanent residence, I believe.:) My mind is kind of hazy. Anyhoo, just wanted to let you know I tried; I probably didn't follow the instructions right to get my address on your list. Too much codeine cough syrup in the blood, lol.
posted by
Katray2
on March 28, 2005 at 11:01 PM
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Spitfire
Oh ok.....and thanks for the welcome! I look forward to reading more
posted by
shooter
on March 28, 2005 at 10:45 PM
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Shooter,
Welcome to Blogitville; the place where, well, you'll find out soon enough! What would I call it? You'll have to wait for my follow up blog on the subject!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 10:41 PM
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katray, I haven't checked my email today...
I actually just got online about 1/2 hour ago cause I've been cleaning the house since I got home from work. Yeah, cunt is an icky word and so is twat. I find many pretty gross, but moreso when I hear females saying them. Real classy, eh?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 10:39 PM
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Spitfire
SO what do you want to call it?
posted by
shooter
on March 28, 2005 at 10:37 PM
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Hi Spitfire
Eww is right! Lol, I don't like cunt either or...double yuck - twat....*Blushing* I just call it "mystery zone"..hehe..
Btw, Thanks so much for the sweet e mail. I tried to reply, but don't know if it went through?
posted by
Katray2
on March 28, 2005 at 10:31 PM
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Ooops, Sowwy, Wiley-Pops!
Must've been a bit unsettling for ya! I'll try to warn ya next time! (But, maybe the title of the post may have signaled a warning?)
***You are now getting very sleepy, Wiley-Pops. You did not read this post. Any contents involved is now permanently erased from your memory.***
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 10:11 PM
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You got it, OBP. But, why not "Candy?"
Just curious!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 10:09 PM
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Gypsy, MUCH, MUCH different context, fer sure!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 10:07 PM
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Temple,
Whew! I lucked out on that one. (Er, of course, so did you in other ways, hehe!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 10:06 PM
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Spitfiredotter
ole dad thinking he shouldn't a stopped by this one luv
posted by
WileyJohn
on March 28, 2005 at 8:55 PM
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Spit
You wonderful mess~~ maybe I will give mine a name huh? I mean, guys do..maybe next you could write a post and we women will send you the names we have picked out for ourselves. Now one that I refuse to use would be the name Candy. I have to think about what I am gonna name my girl!!
posted by
Offy
on March 28, 2005 at 7:10 PM
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LMAO... I say Hoo ha. I just like the way it sounds
never really understood cootchie.. I used to baby talk my babies saying... cootchi cootchi coo... takes on a whole new meaning now ewww.
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on March 28, 2005 at 8:17 AM
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Of course you're safe, ya big loon!
Yeah, the ex went to the Y. He had a laminated pass. ;) He's the ex because he was an ass. Besides, Jimmy has the first ever awarded VIP platinum membership card, so, it's all good. Some boys just got a gift, ya know what I'm saying? Well, like he says, it helps if you like your work. Workin' out that is...at the Y, of course. What else would I be talking about? ;) We love you lots too.
posted by
Temple
on March 28, 2005 at 1:15 AM
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no, that's right.
Better means more educated. I been hangin with the dummies that didn't know the word.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 28, 2005 at 1:04 AM
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JJ, no, maybe you're just hangin' wit 'da BETTER crowd NOW!
Wait, that might not give us justice since
we're the ones that have heard that term. Hmmm...
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 12:57 AM
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Temple, "the Y?"
Hmmm. Guess that gives new meaning to "goin' down to the Y," huh? Or, sorry. Maybe he didn't go there. hehe. That why he's the ex?
(Oops, sorry Jimmy, if you're reading this!) Love ya both! Lots. Really lots. Really lots and lots. (Am I safe now?)
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 12:55 AM
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Well,
I guess the word has been avoiding me. I'll remember to remember that. I guess I just been hanging wit da wrong crowd.
JJ 
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 28, 2005 at 12:50 AM
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p.s. they call it cootchie...
because it rhymes with
hootchie ;)
posted by
Temple
on March 28, 2005 at 12:46 AM
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My ex-boyfriend had a good one...
He used to just call it the "Y"...because of it's physical location :)
posted by
Temple
on March 28, 2005 at 12:43 AM
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See??
It's not just a Florida thang, JJ! Thank you for clarifying that, Jimmy! 
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 12:41 AM
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If you've been around that much...
and haven't heard that one yet, you just have not been listening...I'veheard cootchie, JJ...
posted by
jimmy68
on March 28, 2005 at 12:37 AM
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Anytime, Cass!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 12:19 AM
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JJ, no, I don't think it's a Florida term, cause
others who have commented here are not living nor are from Florida. It is just an icky term that I've heard and grosses me out. Oh, and maaaayyybbeee a bit of TMI in your last comment!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 12:18 AM
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OK, I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Thank you!
posted by
Ca88andra
on March 27, 2005 at 11:54 PM
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And furthermore,
I think.... that in all probability the word that I am.... going to get around to saying when I have enough here to keep it from the new comments scroller....is going to be the one that follows.
Cootchie? I have kicked over a few garbage cans, been in junkie bars, biker bars, gay/lezzie bars, downtown alky bars, Indian bars, topless bars in half a dozen border towns from Juarez to Tiajuana, in the military, out of the military, in Haight Ashbury chalets, flopped on the street with escaped cons and winos, detained by customs, and in a jail or two, but I have never heard the word Cootchie. Is that a Florida only word? It sure hasn't been thrown around anywhere I have been. Is it English? I have heard Cooties, but that's another story.
You know what I think? I think it was made up by a pedophile who used to say ''hootchie cootchie'' to sound like an innocent child tickler when he was really twiddling a twinkie.
And that's the truth...... JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 27, 2005 at 11:46 PM
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JJ, you're just too damn cute.
I can't stand it sometimes!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 27, 2005 at 10:25 PM
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A pecker? Oh my God.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 27, 2005 at 10:08 PM
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Spiff,
I should act like I was never here, but I simply cannot ignore a discussion that your typical male would ignore. I must say, all of those words are a gross out. Unfortunately, the male of the species has the same problem with the corresponding device. As long as we live in a voodoo society, I fear we have no escape from such subconsciously motivaed terminology. Don't think about how ooky a word is, think about why the language is that way. Also ponder which came first, the chicken or it's name. Was the word turned into a monster by the human mind, or was a monster word chosen? Is the word ooky, or have you made it ooky in your mind? Did the spinach turn popeye into a macho monster, or did it cure his twittiness?
Shall we ponder The Cavern of Love, or shall we run from the whole issue?
I'm going to run.
I've got to say, Mein Spiffy, it is a thought provoker.
See ya soon.... 
JJ yore Tweety Pie
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 27, 2005 at 6:11 PM
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I did that on purpose, Whammie!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 27, 2005 at 5:01 PM
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SF..........
LIKE WHAT??? You failed to mention any?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 27, 2005 at 4:52 PM
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Darrke, I can think of a few that don't bother me
especially in the throws of passion.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 27, 2005 at 4:40 PM
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Wham, K, you're killin' me here!
Mercy!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 27, 2005 at 4:39 PM
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Darrke, LOL
How about Love Chamber? Orgasmic Orifice? Pocket of Pleasure?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 27, 2005 at 4:25 PM
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Yeah, okay, so what's the POLITE term guys? Is there one? My womanhood maybe? How about "my hot, moist core"? (What makes you think I read those cheap romance novels?)
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on March 27, 2005 at 4:18 PM
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SpitFire,
When it is just sex, I ask him if he would like to "stick his plug up my Twat!"
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 27, 2005 at 4:01 PM
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FactorF,
Not much, except try not to vomit!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 27, 2005 at 3:57 PM
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Oh, Wham, stop....
You're turnin' me on!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 27, 2005 at 3:56 PM
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Personally there are several that I find icky/tacky. Oh well, what can you do...
posted by
FactorFiction
on March 27, 2005 at 3:49 PM
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SpitFire,
Well, when I am feeling particularly amorous, I will ask the guy if he wants to stick it up my "Snatch." LOL
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 27, 2005 at 3:35 PM
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Jems, I believe it. It's just this particular one is
disturbing and icky.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 27, 2005 at 3:30 PM
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You wouldn't believe how many words there are for Vagina
I did a report years ago on Eve Ensler's book,
The Vagina Monologues (an EXCELLENT book). Part of my report was to list all the different names used in place of "vagina." You'd be surprised how long that list was.
posted by
Jemmie211
on March 27, 2005 at 3:28 PM
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Yes Spitfire, both I think
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 27, 2005 at 3:10 PM
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LadyofS,
Aw, she's probably just lonely! Or maybe she's just ignoring you?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 27, 2005 at 3:09 PM
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Spitfire
Yea cootchie is a bad word. SO is cunt. Although so is vagina. I'm not really in touch with mine right now so I don't know what she likes to be called.
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 27, 2005 at 2:58 PM
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