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JJ Answer Man,
But I don't want a boobie in my freezer! And I don't wanna cut one open either. No, sorry. The boob goes. No, in fact, I'll just mail it to you and you can handle it for me. Oh, btw, last night on Dateline NBC, they had a piece involving that Sheriff Joe guy you were telling me about a while back. Just thought I'd mention that. It was about these two ex-inmates that allegedly plotted to kill him.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 12, 2005 at 5:05 PM
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OK, here's the deal,
Gitana, Spitflies--up is the opposite of the way that gravity wants you to go. Down is the same way that gravity wants you to go. It doesn't matter where you are or what you are doing. When in doubt, get a rock and drop it--it goes down. (I probably shouldn't have mentioned getting rocks and going down in the same sentence, but so be it.)
If you are not under the influence of gravity, such as in an orbiting shuttle, don't ask. You'll probably never be there, and it gets into a long semantical discussion. Those are bad news because everyone starts talking about different things and nothing is accomplished. Stay away from them as much as you can. Tempers flare excessively when no one knows what the hell anyone is talking about.
As far as winning the booby, wrap it in a high-quality paper and throw it in the freezer. A spare is frequently needed. If it's the silicone variety, take it home, cut open the bag, and see if the goop inside would help with the slippin' and slidin' activities involved in many sexual activities.
JJ..... 
The Answer Man
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 12, 2005 at 3:34 PM
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SacredRaven, thanks for clearing that up for me.
I figured there was both. Listen, I just read your profile and I'm sorry that I haven't read you yet; as I haven't seen you around til this post comment. I am going to read you now. You seem (from your profile) to be very mature for your age. I can relate greatly, as was I from a very young age. You also seem quite intelligent and I am impressed so far.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 10, 2005 at 10:11 PM
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Yep, there's both fall out and fall in...
posted by
SacredRaven
on March 10, 2005 at 9:17 PM
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Food4T, exactly! Just like, "fall out" there's also
"fall in" isn't there? My husband just told me about when he was in the Navy, if someone missed their ship or boat, it was called a "missed movement." To me, that kinda sounds like a missed opportunity to hit the can when in need! Eew, that was gross.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 10, 2005 at 9:05 PM
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Hey, it makes perfect sense to me...
(your blog that is) so maybe you should be worried. But I digress, in the military there is a "stand down" which is a rest from the front line duties, a time to regroup and get things together. But how can one stand "down"? Oh well, not much makes sense in the military anyway.
posted by
food4thought
on March 10, 2005 at 8:59 PM
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Glad ya got a chuckle out of my crazy mind, K-R!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 10, 2005 at 5:37 PM
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LOL
posted by
Kay-Ren
on March 10, 2005 at 5:33 PM
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Right back at ya Tanool!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 10, 2005 at 1:29 PM
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Gypsy,
I dunno!
Upside down is a weird one, too. What the hell is it? Up? Down? To the side? What?!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 10, 2005 at 1:27 PM
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Spitfire, this freak loves ya!
posted by
Tanoolicious
on March 10, 2005 at 1:26 PM
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Spitfire...
Hell if I know... I figure if we're hanging upside down... well, it should be down. Isn't upside down an oxymoron? ACKKKKK
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on March 10, 2005 at 1:23 PM
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Gypsy,
Now that's my kinda question!! K, so what's the answer?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 10, 2005 at 1:22 PM
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Tanool,
I'm glad you can appreciate me for the freak you know I am!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 10, 2005 at 1:21 PM
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Spitfire...
If the earth is rotating and we're towards the bottom... is it still up to the sky?
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on March 10, 2005 at 6:36 AM
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I like you just the way you are.... its good to think of things even if it isnt what the norm thinks about... makes one special
posted by
Tanoolicious
on March 10, 2005 at 6:04 AM
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JJ, I may be an animal doc, but I can't condone smokin' catnip!
Maybe grinding it up and free basing it, but smoking? Neh. Can't touch that. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 10, 2005 at 4:36 AM
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I'm here, baybay....
JJ, a suppository may work. But I dunno, cause I ain't no cat...
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 10, 2005 at 4:27 AM
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SpitFire,
Hey girl, what you thinking about? This post is really strange. I put some catnip in my nose to come here. Someone at Petsmart recommended it. I'm going to try smoking it instead. Do you think a suppository would work? This crap isn't doing a thing. JJ.... Nose Daddy
I transl;ted the clock from your post. Are you here?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 10, 2005 at 3:01 AM
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Sowwy, Jems.
But me luvs you, too!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 10, 2005 at 2:49 AM
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Yeah, yer kinda weird!
But I love ya anyway!
I'm bummed that at the end of your post you mentioned "sit up" 'cause I was gonna bring that up as a retort to "sit down" in my comment. Damn you for reading my mind!
posted by
Jemmie211
on March 10, 2005 at 1:13 AM
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