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Spitfire,
I'm glad that you are so excited for me and all

but yeah, I would have to turn it down.
posted by
Julia.
on February 27, 2005 at 3:13 PM
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word.smith,
I always stay cool, lol.
posted by
Julia.
on February 27, 2005 at 3:11 PM
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Anthony1,
that sounds like a good plan.
posted by
Julia.
on February 27, 2005 at 3:09 PM
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CA88,
Every day with me is an adventure, lol.
posted by
Julia.
on February 27, 2005 at 2:57 PM
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JJ,
Well...um...what can I say? Those are interesting ideas to be sure. But IF I get a booty call (and notice I said if, not when) I have no idea when it might be.
posted by
Julia.
on February 27, 2005 at 2:56 PM
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Jemmie,
Chocolate makes me happy, but not when it comes with strings (or swords) attached, hehe.
posted by
Julia.
on February 27, 2005 at 2:54 PM
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katray,
I know you were kidding, but sometimes chocolate IS better!!
posted by
Julia.
on February 27, 2005 at 2:53 PM
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Hey, chocolate AND a booty call....
you better not turn that down!
posted by
SpitFire70
on February 27, 2005 at 2:38 PM
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Poopy's gettin a booty call!
Poopy's gettin a booty call!
posted by
SpitFire70
on February 27, 2005 at 2:37 PM
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Stay cool, at least until he arrives at the door,
chocolate box in tow.
posted by
word.smith
on February 27, 2005 at 7:17 AM
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Quirky
Do the chocolate and forget the guy.LOL
posted by
WileyJohn
on February 27, 2005 at 7:16 AM
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Have fun!!!
posted by
Ca88andra
on February 27, 2005 at 3:24 AM
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Quirky,
It depends on what kind of relationship you currently have. Don't start a major problem over grabbing a stupid box of chocolates. Buying your own chocolates will be far cheaper, in more than one way, than going through a bunch of crap you will regret.
If the chocolates are that important, arrange to have other company, preferably male, when he arrives. That would send a clear message.
If you prefer a female companion, answer the door in your underwear, have her in her underwear, invite him in, and have an assortment of toys (a strap on would be effective) on a table near the sofa. That would be a very effective for him, and perhaps you and your friend could put the chocolates to their intended use when he leaves.




JJ.... The Idea Man
posted by
Jack_Flash
on February 27, 2005 at 1:53 AM
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Hrmmmm...
Interesting! Do what makes you happy!
posted by
Jemmie211
on February 26, 2005 at 8:56 PM
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Quirky
Well sometimes chocolate is better than sex...(yeah right, lol)

Enjoy anyway!
posted by
Katray2
on February 26, 2005 at 5:52 PM
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Tanoo,
yes I must agree but if I have a choice, I will slam it AFTER I take the chocolate, lol.
posted by
Julia.
on February 26, 2005 at 4:26 PM
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hahaha.... quirky, the thing is my friend, if he does or does NOT bring chocolate, that door is gonna be slammed!
LOL
posted by
Tanoolicious
on February 26, 2005 at 3:59 PM
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Tanoo, lol,
yes if he went to the trouble to bring chocolate, well
heck yeah I'm going to eat it!!
posted by
Julia.
on February 26, 2005 at 3:57 PM
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Oh damn, I forgot to include the part where you actually accept the chocolate HAHA no worries you said it yourself!!!
posted by
Tanoolicious
on February 26, 2005 at 3:55 PM
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Tanoo,
that's exactly right, but first I'd have to go, "Ooooh chocolate, my favorite," take a big ol' bite and then SLAM! lol.
posted by
Julia.
on February 26, 2005 at 3:35 PM
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uh oh..... so smile, thank him for the chocolates and.... **SLAM**
posted by
Tanoolicious
on February 26, 2005 at 3:33 PM
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Tanoo,
He is actually married and I would NEVER...and he knows that. But I'm not entirely sure that would stop him from dropping in with some chocolate in hand.
posted by
Julia.
on February 26, 2005 at 3:28 PM
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Quirky, you naughty you!!! hehehee.... did you tell the dude that you dont want a relationship before he comes knocking on your door?
posted by
Tanoolicious
on February 26, 2005 at 3:18 PM
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