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HolyG, well that'd be good for a laugh!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 28, 2005 at 6:23 PM
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I have no talent
...so I guess I would stand up before everyone and eat a lot or burp.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on January 28, 2005 at 5:30 PM
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A.Winters,
That's a great plan for ya! (Though, I'm sure no one would laugh...but I haven't heard ya sing so....) However, if you can sing and just happened to have an "off night" I think the comedy routine would work perfectly. I'll have to remember that!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 27, 2005 at 10:12 PM
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Symph, I know. Dancing and singing seems to be
too easy for us (those that already know they can and have) but I bet you can come up with something! You're multi-talented.
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 27, 2005 at 10:11 PM
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Spitfire
you'd be great at stand up comedy! I guess I would sing and then when everyone laughed, I'd made out like it was part of the comedy routine... ; )
posted by
A.Winters
on January 27, 2005 at 5:57 PM
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I like singing and dancing and do that already....
but I am thinknig more of a challenge....hmmm....maybe something very out of the ordinary for me...but cant quite put my finger on it.....
posted by
_Symphony_
on January 27, 2005 at 2:07 AM
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btw, Sassy,
I'm tellin' ya, if ya saw some of the towns here in Tampa, me and you would be dangerous together in public!! (Especially after some drinks!) There are too many folks to laugh at of ALL kinds!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 26, 2005 at 11:53 PM
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Well, Sass, it sounds good to me...
And I must agree, I CANNOT STAND those that wear the hoochie shorts and half-shirts with the blubber hanging out!! What the HELL are they THINKING?? "Damn, I look saawweeet today!" Eeeeww!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 26, 2005 at 11:44 PM
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It hit me like a ton of bricks
back in August. I don't eat much. I just look at food now and I gain a pound. Don't get me wrong, I'm skinny, and I have curves, its just that the curve's are in the wrong spots. I have to constantly keep up with my stomach area. There is nothing grosser then seeing a woman in a belly shirt with blubber hanging out. Nobody wants to see that nasty chit! I want to look good in my 40's. I see women my age that look 50 and it scare's me to my senses. I plan on running when it warms up. My asthma is gone now that I am taking Singulair. All of that crap that I went through for these last few months has given me a new lease on life. By the way, the local community colleges have hip-hop classes. They are cheap, fun, and will get you toned up quick.
posted by
Sherri_G
on January 26, 2005 at 11:20 PM
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G'Damn, Sass,
At friggin' 34, I gotta work EVERYTHING off!! Shit, I started having to work it off at 25!! Why is it that before age 23, I could eat ANYTHING I EVER WANTED and never gain an ounce? No fair!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 26, 2005 at 11:13 PM
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Thank God for that!
I'd be in big trouble if it were any longer then a week. Tater chips and chocolate get pretty gross after pigging out on them for 7 days straight. I also do Pilates. At 40, you gotta work off everything that you stuff in your face.
posted by
Sherri_G
on January 26, 2005 at 11:11 PM
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Oh, Sassy!!
Those "eat the hinges off of the fridge door days" are only a couple days out of each month!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 26, 2005 at 11:04 PM
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Hey, get me drunk and I'll even do some comedy
In fact I'll do just about anything if drunk enough. I think you would be great at hip-hop also. Its great for toning the blubbery spots from the 'eat the hinges off of the fridge door days'.
posted by
Sherri_G
on January 26, 2005 at 11:01 PM
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DivineD, if I can do it, you can do it!!
Alcohol helps a lot, too!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 26, 2005 at 9:53 PM
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Sass, I'd LOVE to see you dance hip hop!!
My family and a few friends throughout the years have insisted I go do one of those amature stand up comedy nights at a local comedy club. Don't know if I would ever do it...unless I'm drunk enough!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 26, 2005 at 9:52 PM
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Well, Jems, use it if ya got it!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 26, 2005 at 9:49 PM
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Mark,
I LOVE the bagpipes!! When I was a little girl, I heard Amazing Grace played on them at a funeral and thought it was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard. Still is. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 26, 2005 at 9:48 PM
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Of course, David1S!!
It's
your talent! Cool idea, too!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 26, 2005 at 9:46 PM
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DivineDiva sings her heart out !!
With a name like this what else would I do for a talent contest? I sing all the time but luckily only in the car or shower 
!
Rumour has it that tequila makes me think I can dance, so I'm thinking copious amounts of wine would be needed before I dared get up on a stage to sing !
posted by
DivineDiva
on January 26, 2005 at 5:32 PM
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You would make a great comedian
I would bust out with some hip-hop dance moves and then probably faint from exhaustion.
posted by
Sherri_G
on January 26, 2005 at 3:21 PM
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Stand-up comedy sounds fun!
As for other talents . . . I don't really have any! I s'pose I could strut around naked. People wouldn't really care about my lack of talents then!
posted by
Jemmie211
on January 25, 2005 at 9:38 PM
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You bet. It's the only really effective method for keeping the alligators out of the dining hall. Makes the ugly bastards weep with pain.
posted by
mark2556
on January 25, 2005 at 6:54 PM
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Mark, do they play bagpipes at the Research Center?
Just wondered, cuz I kind of like them myself!
posted by
David1Spirit
on January 25, 2005 at 6:51 PM
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I'd play the bagpipes...it's the only talent I have ~
...and you always know whether people like them or hate them. Not a lot of grey area there.
posted by
mark2556
on January 25, 2005 at 6:46 PM
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I know a few card tricks
Would that suffice?
posted by
David1Spirit
on January 25, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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