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Kelli, OH! Choppers.
But aren't choppers helicopters and Harley's? I guess it's a universal term for lots of stuff. Wait! Chompers? Nah. You're right. Choppers sounds better. So, shouldn't it be he's licking his choppers? Why am I going on and on about this??
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 13, 2005 at 12:54 PM
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Spitfire,
Chops are choppers, you know, pearly whites and as far as the staring cows, if I was a cow I would probably stare too, they seem awfully bored and anything would be a better distraction than what they're normally used to. (cows have choppers).
posted by
Kelli
on January 13, 2005 at 12:20 AM
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Wiley-Pops, ya may be right about that theory!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 12, 2005 at 6:22 PM
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Mission accomplished, Sassy.
See, as I said a few days ago, it's been a while since I tortured you. I don't know what ducks in a row means, either. Maybe that's where that carnival shooting game came from? Ya know, where the ducks are swimming in a straight line?
So, how about ya order a pizza tonight? 
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 12, 2005 at 6:21 PM
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Chris, I actually have often pondered why they're called
"blow jobs" when there really isn't any blowing involved. I assume the cow milking thing was, well, we are dealing with farmers. Lonley farmers. Some who still to the day still have inappropriate affairs with sheep and other non-human residents.
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 12, 2005 at 6:16 PM
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Spitfire70
LOL I needed that luv 
I live up here where all the cows do that, funny thing is I've noticed all the farmers and families from here sitting around in the mall do that too. They are just like those cows.
Up here I think the cows are just making sure you're not a hungry wolf or bear maybe. And the dogs licking their chops? Think it comes from when they herded sheep or something and got a lamb chop for a meal.
posted by
WileyJohn
on January 12, 2005 at 3:08 PM
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Thanks for that mental picture
I always have my pizza with extra mushrooms and now I will think of cow shit every time I go to take a bite.
How about these: 'He had all of his ducks in a row' or duck soup. The one that gets me though is 'Use you noodle'
posted by
Sherri_G
on January 12, 2005 at 1:21 PM
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Spitfire
I'd like to know what the first person to milk a cow was thinking at the time. Also, why are blow jobs called blow jobs?
Ponder away, dear girl...
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 9:52 AM
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Actually, Wham, I've never personally tripped on shrooms.
My husband has, and many of my friends, but me? Never. However, I must admit, {{ah-hem}}I have tripped 20 too many times on acid back in the day. I mean, many, many moons ago! So I do know what it's like in a sense. I am convinced cows are permanantly trippin on the shrooms.
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 12, 2005 at 1:45 AM
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JJ Wild Dog, thank you for your interesting outlook.
I believe you've been a help to me, but I think I may have also given you a new perspective to consider. ?
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 12, 2005 at 1:42 AM
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Exactly, Jems!!!!
That's what I'm thinking!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 12, 2005 at 1:40 AM
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Talion, I was thinkin the same thing, but
don't ya think they also may be tripping on shrooms?
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 12, 2005 at 1:39 AM
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Gotcha, gheeghee!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 12, 2005 at 1:37 AM
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Whammy,
Want someone to call for a welfare check?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on January 11, 2005 at 8:39 PM
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SpitFire,
No, I am not tripping, here. LOL
Sorry for the double post, computer acted up.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 11, 2005 at 8:08 PM
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SpitFire,
Are you sure that YOU are not the one tripping on 'shrooms?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 11, 2005 at 8:05 PM
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SpitFire,
Are you sure that YOU are not the one tripping on 'shrooms?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 11, 2005 at 7:59 PM
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Cows stare at you?
I think you may have a sexually instigated predisposition on those poor dogs. Research that subject to see if you can extend your realm of self-knowledge. That could even be a stimulating adventure.
If you look real close, you will discover that dogs, in fact, do have lips. If the term ''lips'' is fitted with a new definition, you can say the same for chickens.
I have often wondered at the staring of cows. At first I was flattered, but then I thought they looked as if they were concerned that I was another traveling saleman in search of a quicky. I didn't like that answer, so I decided that I was overly self-concious. None of those answers seems quite right, so I am still exploring the cow stare issue. Can't help much there.
Hope I was of some great help............ JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on January 11, 2005 at 7:52 PM
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Cows on Drugs
Makes me think of those California Cheese commercials--a group of cows all on a mushroom hallucinating trip, feeling all groovy.
"Happy cows come from California . . . Real California Cheese"
posted by
Jemmie211
on January 11, 2005 at 7:28 PM
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SpitFire70
I think when cows stare, it's a sign that they aren't as stupid as we think. Surely they had to notice after Farmer Brown took Bessie away, soon there was the scent of grilled steak in the air. Would you turn your back on the next person you saw? I'd stare at the sons-of-bitches too if at any moment they're going to literally grind my ass into hamburger.
posted by
Talion
on January 11, 2005 at 7:21 PM
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chops=choppers.
posted by
Gheeghee
on January 11, 2005 at 6:55 PM
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