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If my Diary were an honest, graphic tell-all..........................
the answer is My Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He still sees me as his Little Girl, but Little Girl is all grown up, and no father should be subjected to that reality....................iffin ya know what I mean........
Whamenator 
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on October 6, 2004 at 3:15 PM
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HAHA Wiley!!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 6, 2004 at 1:35 PM
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Spitfire
My ex wife!!!
posted by
WileyJohn
on October 6, 2004 at 6:17 AM
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Kelli, I think I must agree with ya on that one.
How embarrassing for Mom to read the dirt that's been hidden from her all those years! I remember when my best friend was moving out of her parents house into her own apartment, her mom was helping her pack and opened her bottom night stand drawer and found her vibrator. GULP! She about died. Her mom was cool about it, though. She was probably more embarrassed than my friend was!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2004 at 11:16 PM
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HOLY CRAP, BuxomW, there's a book called
Which Witch is Which?????? I could crawl in a hole and DIE! I have been wanting to write a childrens book with that exact name for the past few years! I even had that as a caption on my website when I posted both mine and my "sister-witch's" picture. Aw, I'm crushed. Oh well. Actually, no I obviously never read that one, but I do have a favorite book from my childhood that I read constantly. I think it was called
The Witch Next Door but I could be wrong. I loved it, though!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2004 at 10:49 PM
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spitfire
That would be my mom
posted by
Kelli
on October 5, 2004 at 7:27 PM
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PS: Makes sense you sensed law stuff - she does spend a lot of time re
advocacy and she's recently being studying for a social work degree which involves a lot of legal stuff, too :) xx.
posted by
Moohahaha
on October 5, 2004 at 1:59 AM
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LOL, did you ever read that children's book 'Which witch is witch'?
'Tis cool :). Arrrrghhh, family stuff can be hard much as we love them. If you're going to hell, I'm coming, too, and I'm bringing the marshmallows 
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Give those squirrels a cuddle for me, huh? 
posted by
Moohahaha
on October 5, 2004 at 1:58 AM
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Buxom, I just realized my "typos" and meant to say
Being raised
Jewish and being a
witch. God, I HATE typos!!
I guess I'm just so damn tired right now...feeding these squirrels every 2 hours is torture!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2004 at 1:50 AM
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BuxomW, okay, I just sensed law stuff regarding her energy...
But, I get what you're saying! Actually, my big brother converted to the Baptist religion a few years ago...after being raised (and having his own Bar Mitzvah) He still tells me I'm going to hell for being a wich...but he and his wife pray for my soul.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2004 at 1:46 AM
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Hi SF:) Nope - she's a social worker in a smallish town ...
she does have to advocate for a lot of people, though, so there is a lot of law-related stuff within her work. She is a truly beautiful human being, but - oi! - she does go into overdrive a wee bit with the ol' psych' stuff. She actually is very wise and intuitive, it's just some days, ya know, we have to tell her to chill a little :) xxxx.
posted by
Moohahaha
on October 5, 2004 at 1:32 AM
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BuxomW, just curious...what does your sister do for a living?
Is she in law?
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2004 at 1:23 AM
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Oh, Jems, ya never know! But I think you're right about your
gramma!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2004 at 1:21 AM
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my sister
lord knows i love her and all, but by golly she takes it upon herself to try and psychoanaylse everyone and it would be just a tad tiring if she tried to do so after reading my most personal thoughts xx
posted by
Moohahaha
on October 5, 2004 at 1:08 AM
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My Grandmother. Originally I was going to say my mother, but Gramma would have a heart attack if she read it. Mother would just be pissed.
posted by
Jemmie211
on October 5, 2004 at 12:48 AM
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I know Jimmy....except THIS one!
We all kind of keep a "diary" of sorts in here. But, whenever I've kept a written diary, I kept it under lock and key. Still do!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 4, 2004 at 11:26 PM
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Even before I read your comment...
I was about to say, whoever I'm sleeping with at the moment. that person hasn't tended to change often in the last 13 years, but before then it was several a year. Hell, I wouldn't want any of them poking around in my diary, probably why I never really kept one...
posted by
jimmy68
on October 4, 2004 at 11:23 PM
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I'm gonna give my own answer out here....
It would have to be my husband. NOT cause I have done anything wrong like cheating on him or anything, but my past would piss him off!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 4, 2004 at 10:23 PM
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