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Fire, your job is anything BUT unimportant. The warden just cares
an awful lot (too much??).. I am limping again, I think I might have re-injured myself.
Love, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 3, 2004 at 9:05 AM
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Sure, sure, PoopyH, just advertise my unimportant job in this world!!
Kidding! Many times pets pull muscles or twist an ankle just like our dumb asses do often enough. Some people are overly paranoid any time a pet limps or pukes once. On the otherhand, some are so dumb, they wait til the last minute and the pet is half dead. You obviously had enough sense in this situation. (Even if he's laughing at you behind your back.)
Meeeoooowwwhahahahahaha!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2004 at 12:17 AM
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Yes, please paint only the best picture for her and leave out
all of my unsavory qualities--wait, I HAVE no unsavory qualities, what was I thinking?? Love, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 2, 2004 at 1:15 PM
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Rocky,
Purr probably already has that figured out. Oh, well, you are a slick one for sure. You have her undying love forever. I'll let her know only the good stuff. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 2, 2004 at 11:17 AM
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shadow, give my best to lovely Purr. And I never let a bum leg stand
in the way of romancing the ladies! Love, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 2, 2004 at 11:13 AM
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Sky,
Well, considering I was told some promising news just a little while ago, I'm feeling a lot happier and positive right now. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 2, 2004 at 11:08 AM
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myddrin nice to see you going......keep the best mood and things will get
better
posted by
Star5_
on August 2, 2004 at 11:06 AM
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Rocky,
I'm sending this message for Purr, who is unfortunately locked in a bedroom because of a 80lb. german shepherd who wants her for breakfast. She says, she misses you and hopes that the master finds better accomodations soon, so she can write again. She sends you all her love and will absolutely appalled to hear about the leg. I'll break it to her easy and let her know you are doing fine again. love shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 2, 2004 at 11:04 AM
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Tremacc, yeah, rumors of my "demise by litter box" were greatly
exaggerated, Ya can't keep a cool cat down, Love Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 2, 2004 at 10:04 AM
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Hey Rocky Baby! Glad you're back, man. Meow....
posted by
Tremac
on August 2, 2004 at 10:00 AM
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M.E. Cat, forget "Tom," all you need is Rocky! Can't I have you both??
posted by
Julia.
on August 2, 2004 at 10:00 AM
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Yentl Kitty, LOL...and Meeeeoooooow!
posted by
Julia.
on August 2, 2004 at 9:59 AM
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Rocky
No rivalry between me and Seibar. The only tension between us is the fact that she wants a tom. A TOM? Please. I'm so much better for her than you. No offense.
posted by
CatLadyintheAttic
on August 2, 2004 at 9:57 AM
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Rocky,
This is Yentl Kitty. I'm not going to say this again - if my hubby catches us again, it's not only your leg that's going to get hurt!
posted by
Curly-Jo
on August 2, 2004 at 9:25 AM
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The Melissa Etheridge Cat, sounds like there's a little rivalry between
you and Seibar!!
posted by
Julia.
on August 2, 2004 at 9:19 AM
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Seibar kitty, you sound very sweet and I would love to get to
know you better, but I can't settle down with just one, just yet. As for the kittens we could have, I'm sure they would be super, but alas, the warden did the unthinkable and I will be sire to none.
posted by
Julia.
on August 2, 2004 at 9:17 AM
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The Melissa Etheridge Cat, Here.
Rocky, stay away from Seibar...She may think she needs a tom. But I know she doesn't.
posted by
CatLadyintheAttic
on August 2, 2004 at 7:03 AM
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Seibar, here.
Rocky, I have decided that you are the perfect mate for me. You are strong, talented, smart, and can obviously take care of yourself. I may be blind, but I, too am strong, talented, smart, and can take care of myself too. Can you imagine the super litter we could have? I know you are spoken for...but think about it.
posted by
CatLadyintheAttic
on August 2, 2004 at 7:02 AM
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Dizzy, you feisty feline...who are you calling old, man? Love, R
posted by
Julia.
on August 1, 2004 at 9:22 PM
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pickles, I NEVER galavant, no siree, not me.
You know, even if I did hit my head on the litter box, which I didn't--the darn thing is plastic so how much damage could THAT cause, eh? Love, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 1, 2004 at 9:22 PM
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Dizzy here, I know what you did. It was that other feminine feline! I told you she was too young for you. You gotta just have us all. All us girls should gang up on you and show you what it is like to have it all. Glad you're feeling better old man.
posted by
Kay-Ren
on August 1, 2004 at 9:19 PM
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Hey there Rocky
Glad to hear you are alive and well! But I still think the slipped and hit your head story is more plausible. Are you sure you weren't out galavanting the other night with some young kitties?
posted by
littlemspickles
on August 1, 2004 at 9:17 PM
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