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- Go to The BEST, WORST and MOST BIZARRE places to have sex...........
helene, haven't I told you not to swear in PoopyH's blog??
posted by
Julia.
on July 27, 2004 at 8:00 PM
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what the hell is going on here?
posted by
helene
on July 27, 2004 at 7:42 PM
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Wiley!!!! LOL. You little exhibitionist, you! Who woulda thunk it??
posted by
Julia.
on July 27, 2004 at 8:07 AM
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Quirky
Of course it would!!LOL
posted by
WileyJohn
on July 27, 2004 at 8:06 AM
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Cella, I enjoyed your answers, thanks!
posted by
Julia.
on July 26, 2004 at 7:57 PM
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Hmm, this will take some thought.
(Reality) Best place: On a riverbank, in the sun. Worst place: In a hot tub. (The lube kept washing away). Most bizarre place: In a make-believe jail cell at a sex party.
(Fantasy) Best place: On a big pile of money, with many naked ladies. 
Worst place: Well, I can think of many worst places, but maybe in the grungy little office where I work? Unless the sex was really hot. Most bizarre place: I had a dream, not too long ago, about having sex while in a small plane flying over the ocean on the night of a full moon. It was like a private service: romantic moonlit flights. But the pilot was right there watching the whole thing. Course, I kinda liked that.
posted by
Cella
on July 26, 2004 at 3:34 PM
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Wiley, lol--would the department store be open for business??
posted by
Julia.
on July 26, 2004 at 8:12 AM
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QuirkyAlone,
Best place: In tent on Cavendish Beach P.E.I.
Worst Place:Very Small bathroom in store.
Fantasy place: King size bed in department store!!
Who says old folks didn't have funeh?
posted by
WileyJohn
on July 26, 2004 at 7:41 AM
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cadence, kay and helene, thanksb for sharing! You rock!
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 9:43 PM
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Hmmm...
Behind my then-BF's pizza shop. He worked for his uncle... we were young, stupid. I don't even think it was good. What a waste. Sigh.
posted by
helene
on July 25, 2004 at 9:27 PM
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Real - Best: Everywhere and everytime with my mate. Joining the mile high club, about eight years ago, was fun. ) Worse: In a tiny car with a guy whose thang was too big and he didn't know how to use it. Most Bizarre: Swing Club.
Fantasy - Best: In a glass box hung from a tall building on a rainy day. Worse in a good way: With my mate on an church altar. Most Bizarre: Astral Projecting my soul back in time and sharing experiences of kings and queeens.
posted by
Kay-Ren
on July 25, 2004 at 9:22 PM
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Okay, I figured I'd share, sorry I missed the fun earlier. 
For my real places: best--on a bed (not big on any other places, I like my comfort); worst--in the backseat of my tiny little Tercel; most bizarre--behind the movie theater up against a brick wall; I hopped down and we started to leave just as the cops came at us from both directions. Fortunately they hadn't seen anything; they asked us if we were having fun, and then they told us to "Please leave the premises."
Fantasy places: best--on a soft, king-sized bed in some exotic location; worst--on the beach at that exotic location (sandburn: what a way to ruin a romantic vacation); most bizarre--on the back of an elephant while on a safari in Africa.
posted by
Cadence
on July 25, 2004 at 9:17 PM
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Hey, we need to start a mile-high club here. Too many of us enjoy perching on the edge for this type of activity. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 6:10 PM
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kiatray, that was truly bizarre...good job!
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 5:51 PM
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original...not THAT naughty, surely?
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 5:50 PM
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cherry, I would have to disagree, water washes away something
VERY necessary, imo.
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 5:49 PM
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Hi Quirky
Naughty but fun post and comments.
Hey, love on the beach was fantastic for me. True for jacuzzis too. Most bizzare: an antenna testing field on top of a huge turntable perched high upon a tower. Strange vibes, lol...
posted by
Katray2
on July 25, 2004 at 5:44 PM
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Quirky,
What a naughty post!
posted by
Original_Influence
on July 25, 2004 at 5:31 PM
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best place = in a jacuzzi
posted by
hugz_n_kisses
on July 25, 2004 at 4:06 PM
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Where he writes from, and
where he is actually from is two different things. He is also a smidgen older then me.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 25, 2004 at 11:59 AM
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sassy, ah crap, who I thought it was doesn't have a member
profile so i can't check. But I have seen you flirting...
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 11:58 AM
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I'd tell you, but
then I would have to kill you. The only hint that I can give you is that he is from Ohio.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 25, 2004 at 11:54 AM
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sassy, does his moniker have 9 letters??
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 11:49 AM
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Quirky, yes he is known and well liked, and
If I wasn't married I would be knocking down his door, and showing him his fantasies.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 25, 2004 at 11:42 AM
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Sassy,
O.K., I'm not going there. None of my business, right. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 11:27 AM
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sassy, LOL about the beach story, and about the other...
someone we know and love?? Tell Quirky!! (email me??)
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 11:27 AM
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myddrin, if I had to pick
It would be one of the male bloggers on Blogit, not one of the hunks from that pic.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 25, 2004 at 11:21 AM
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O.K., the most bizarre place
that I can remember was in the middle of the park at 2:00 in the morning with the sprinklers going. The worst place was on the beach in a secluded spot, or so we thought. While in the middle of oral sex some people came straggling along. We had a blanket, but let's get real here. It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what was going on.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 25, 2004 at 11:20 AM
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sassy...ahhhhhhh. :-(
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 11:12 AM
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symphony, just a little levity for a Sunday...
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 11:11 AM
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Sassy,
Join the vampire club and we'll take care of that little matter quick. We'll even give up the pick of the litter and I'm not talking about the dogs in the photo below. LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 11:11 AM
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Sorry, wouldn't know
I am destined to stay a virgin all of my life.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 25, 2004 at 11:07 AM
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lol
you all sound like you are having fun........................................lol
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 25, 2004 at 11:03 AM
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Heck, he can be the blood donner only, how about that? LOL shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:57 AM
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Quirk,
I'm in. New Orleans is a great place to live. Lots of strange and crazy behavior in that town. Heck I even am friends with a real witch there. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:56 AM
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Shadow, lol, I don't think I'd kick ANY of them out of my bed,
except maybe 2nd from right. And even then, in a pinch he'd be okay...
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:56 AM
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Love Ann Rice. Hey, watched Interview with a Vampire on AMC yesterday. Now I would love to have Brad Pitt on my neck! YES. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:54 AM
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A1, yeah, I love her house, let's buy it and gather our vampire kin
from 'round the world, a vampirical coven. I think I would like New orleans.
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:54 AM
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Well heck, lets just all pile into the truck and play with them all, then have dinner. All except the spotted ones that is. If not then 1st and fourth from right looks good. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:53 AM
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Dang, I got so confused, that last comment was for A1, third from the left,
black guy or dalmation???
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:52 AM
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Quirky, I know what you mean...she does a great job! Her house was for
sale not too long ago in New Orleans...it looked nice a creepy...some place you, Myddrin and I might feel right at home.
posted by
Ariala
on July 25, 2004 at 10:51 AM
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Shadow, the black guy...or the dalmation???
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:51 AM
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First on the right for me for sure. Heck I've even got another weird place to play in for sure. Look at the size of that firetruck. Plenty of room in that baby! Oh, I'm not into harming four-legged animals if I can prevent it. LOL shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:50 AM
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Myddrin, one per hour is what I meant...I know you're insatiable
posted by
Ariala
on July 25, 2004 at 10:49 AM
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A1, well, Anne Rice is one of my favorite authors, would that I could
pen a vampire tale as luscious as hers.
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:49 AM
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Quirky, good taste...Third from the left for me - first choice and third
from the right my second choice.
posted by
Ariala
on July 25, 2004 at 10:48 AM
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Ariala
YUMMY!!!!! but only one? Heck, that won't satisfy my urges at all. Heck need one for blood and the other for playtime. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:48 AM
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Oh and Mydrrin, the ones on the front row are my favorite.
posted by
Ariala
on July 25, 2004 at 10:47 AM
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Quirky, do I sense a bizarre sexual tale emerging?
posted by
Ariala
on July 25, 2004 at 10:46 AM
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dibs on third from the right.
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:46 AM
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Ariala, lol, so true on all accounts. No tomatoes for vampires, nor
zucchini either! I would have a photo of me with my prey, my teeth sunk clean into *his* fleshy neck, devouring, feeding into ecstasy.
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:45 AM
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Myddrin, no money backs...those men weren't worth it...Since I sort of feel
bad about it though, I will grant you one of these:
Stolen from Whamentor's MA blog...since I'm not earning a penny for it, I'm sure she won't mind. It's for the cause.
posted by
Ariala
on July 25, 2004 at 10:44 AM
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True, but I have a extra BIG MOUTH and that holds a lot of blood, and bull s**t. LOL shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:41 AM
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Quirky, yeah, I knew it by the tomato that wasn't really you. The real
you would have had held a fresh catch instead, her prey. I wasn't about to give it away though. The undead stick together.
posted by
Ariala
on July 25, 2004 at 10:41 AM
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shadow, lol, with two heads we can suck out twice as much blood!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:39 AM
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Ariala,
That was you? Hell, I want a refund. I can't keep men around longer than a couple of hours. LOL shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:38 AM
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Ariala, I don't think we have actually met, that photo I sent
was just my "cover"--hehe. Can't really photograph a vampire, now can you??
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:38 AM
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scriber, all right, that's better--thanks for sharing!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:36 AM
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Well, I hate to tell you both, but I'm the one who bit you so many
years ago...Thanks for joining me. I was desperately needing the company...
posted by
Ariala
on July 25, 2004 at 10:34 AM
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Ariala,
Quirk and I got mmm..........sucked in the vampire thing together. I just have two heads. Actually the vampire got her a couple of days before me, then she conned me into joining. LOL shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:31 AM
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O.K.
Weird was top of a skeleton bridge at 2am and cars passing underneath. Will that work. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:29 AM
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Really? Finally, I meet a 6000 year old vampire!
posted by
Ariala
on July 25, 2004 at 10:28 AM
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hi doll, well the most unusual places I have had sex would be in a one-
person sleeping bag, and most difficult--and very unusual--one night, had sex of a sort in the middle of a sorority living room, with lot of girls lying around on the floor tired andsleepy waiting for rides to their home for summer break; sneaked in some oral.
posted by
scriber
on July 25, 2004 at 10:27 AM
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Ariala, yeah, okay, and I'm a two-headed, 6000-year old vampire who
feeds on blood in the dark of night. Okay, then.
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:22 AM
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shadow, squaaaack, (that's a chicken squacking, hehe).!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:20 AM
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I've never had sex before.
posted by
Ariala
on July 25, 2004 at 10:15 AM
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I'll e-mail you mine. I'd weird out too many people talking about it. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 25, 2004 at 10:11 AM
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scriber, what about the "most bizarre?"
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:10 AM
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Passionflower, it's top secret, can't say right now. But please DO
get back to me, I'll wait with bated breath (not "baited", hehe).
posted by
Julia.
on July 25, 2004 at 10:10 AM
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hi doll-best place would be anywhere with you; no worst place. love s
posted by
scriber
on July 25, 2004 at 10:08 AM
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Hi Quirky, what's the research for? A book? I'll get back to you on mine.
posted by
Passionflower
on July 25, 2004 at 9:51 AM
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