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posted by
Moohahaha
on July 26, 2004 at 9:34 PM
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Spitfire ~ I'm sure I'd be able to come up with something....uh, original. Probably need a different photo than the one on the photo page, though...that one's a bit on the blurred side. I know witches don't normally show up on film, much less in color, but it would help. Something of you screaming in either horror or maniacal ecstasy would be a real bonus.
posted by
mark2556
on July 23, 2004 at 8:39 AM
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Oh, Good Lord. I've created some very bad things, I think.
(Exposing Quirky about her pee-pee problem, adopting her almost Blogit name PoopyHead, and then the spinoff of Pee Anon) Well, as much as I'd like my own "coverpage" instead of my pic you posted of me in some sort of comparison to ELVIRA'S, well, I'd be frightened to see
what you'd do with my image next! Actually, I'd be quite interested to see what that creative mind of yours would come up with.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 22, 2004 at 10:39 PM
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Buxom ~ You don't need a scanner. Just send along any photos you have of yourself. The semi-naked ones are easiest to work from, professionally speaking. I can scan them and post them at my Hot Bitchin' Bloggers From Down Under website, which I'll launch as soon as I get them. You can download from there.
posted by
mark2556
on July 22, 2004 at 7:52 PM
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PS: I'd love one of these covers, too, 'cept we don't have a scanner to
send in a pic' :(.
:::::: Rushing out to buy pack of marshmallows :::::
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 22, 2004 at 7:47 PM
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I think you have a very sweet and sensitive and whimsical face, Quirky One
... I was looking at the Photo Blogit page yesterday thinking "yay, Quirky and Hannah and Sassy - I get to see three of my very favourite Bloggers now!" :) xx.
Purr-sonality is always good, too :) xx.
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 22, 2004 at 7:46 PM
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hey wenchy, did you like this cover? You know that funny looking
dame? I hear she's got purr-sonality, though.
posted by
Julia.
on July 22, 2004 at 7:42 PM
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Oh, those poor crocs! Better give them a few marshmallows to settle their stomachs. The gators here love them!
posted by
mark2556
on July 22, 2004 at 7:40 PM
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Ah, buggar. Koalas are quite tough little clawy beasties, too ...
you might have a scratch-fight on your hands :(. Hmmmmm, I'll give this a little more thought :).
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 22, 2004 at 7:39 PM
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wenchy, would my cats like the koala??? Probably not...
posted by
Julia.
on July 22, 2004 at 7:38 PM
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PS: It's a great space saver and it gives them a taste for blood which I'm
dearly hoping will help rid us of Steve Irwin, too. It's all part of my cunning plan, moohahahhahahahahhaa :).
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 22, 2004 at 7:37 PM
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Personally, I tend to feed them to the crocs when I've had my fill ;).
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 22, 2004 at 7:35 PM
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No....but every "new" blogger seems to live there. Over and over. Do multiple personalities tale up much space?
posted by
mark2556
on July 22, 2004 at 7:33 PM
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Hmmmm, AWFULLY crowded lately?
Crikey mate, are you takin' the piss outta us, too???? 
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 22, 2004 at 7:28 PM
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Awwww, Quirky, they are sooooooooo cute ...
I'll fedex you a couple if you like ;) xx.
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 22, 2004 at 7:25 PM
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OK, we'll go to Dollyworld. I think they have all of that.
posted by
mark2556
on July 22, 2004 at 7:25 PM
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I want to see a live volcano. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 22, 2004 at 7:18 PM
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NO! I want to see a baby koala and a 'roo!! PLEASE??
posted by
Julia.
on July 22, 2004 at 7:17 PM
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Hawaii? NOW we're talkin'! `Ôlelo mahalo!
posted by
mark2556
on July 22, 2004 at 7:09 PM
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Australia? Nice place, but seems AWFULLY crowded lately. Just send a parallel personality.
posted by
mark2556
on July 22, 2004 at 7:03 PM
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Don't forget Hawaii. 
shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 22, 2004 at 7:02 PM
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how 'bout Australia too?? Pretty please?
posted by
Julia.
on July 22, 2004 at 7:00 PM
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Yeah, I guess we'll have to make up for it during the book tour. 37 states in 9 weeks! And Jamaica!
posted by
mark2556
on July 22, 2004 at 6:56 PM
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you know, Mark, it's not fair that you weren't here to properly
publicize this book yesterday, as I am sure it would have topped the charts, what with such a fine fox on its cover and all.
posted by
Julia.
on July 22, 2004 at 6:48 PM
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Symphony ~ Thank you. Would you care to break into the glamorous and exciting world of Banned Books? Maybe the cover of
SPICY MYSTERY?
FORBIDDEN TALES? I dunno...
MECHANIC'S MONTHLY?
posted by
mark2556
on July 22, 2004 at 10:56 AM
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lol ..............that is funny
you are the man....................take care
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 22, 2004 at 10:31 AM
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Mark, you hit the spot again, satisfying my thirst for adverture, romance
and the finer thinks in life, not to mention a laugh or more. s.
posted by
scriber
on July 22, 2004 at 7:39 AM
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"Dick Massive" how funny! That's as funny as the porn actor named
"Miles Long."
posted by
msaries
on July 22, 2004 at 5:45 AM
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Mark and Hannah, LOL. No, because if we Pee-Anon folks
ever did get past #1 to #2, we'd have to join Crap Anon instead!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 21, 2004 at 7:14 PM
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The sad not-so-secret of us poor pee anon folk is
we never get past #1!
posted by
Hannah_B
on July 21, 2004 at 5:50 PM
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Hannah ~ Looks like you'll have to go back to Step 1 at the Pee-Anon meetings:
One leak at a time....
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2004 at 5:47 PM
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Sir Mark,
I have too, after seeing this! Good work, Pooh (Quirk) should be very proud of this. Hey I shorten everything. LOL shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 21, 2004 at 5:03 PM
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WHOOP! Damned printers!
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2004 at 4:57 PM
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Oh, Mark, I want to print that out for posterity...but could you change
the headline typo first, who's = whose. thanks, luv Quirky (whose new nickname is now PoopyH it seems)
posted by
Julia.
on July 21, 2004 at 4:55 PM
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Must have been
LOL
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 21, 2004 at 4:45 PM
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That is too funny!
No, I'm serious...that's too funny for someone who has to attend pee-anon meetings. This site oughta come with a warning label.
posted by
Hannah_B
on July 21, 2004 at 4:45 PM
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HEY! Who are you calling a mutant pee freak??
posted by
Julia.
on July 21, 2004 at 4:41 PM
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Sassy ~ Your back yard was full of mutant pee-freaks? I had no idea they liked such warm weather. Must've been for their sinuses.
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2004 at 4:33 PM
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That looks like my old back yard
when I lived in Arizona. Minus that funky building.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 21, 2004 at 4:30 PM
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Shadow ~ Good news! I've changed my mind...
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2004 at 4:24 PM
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Quirky ~ We can clean your pants right here at the research center. We let the the guest's kids work in the laundry. Little buggers work like crazy after a few days of medicinal fasting.
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2004 at 4:23 PM
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Quirky,
You asked for it. Now everyone knows your little secret. LOL Hey I'm glad he turned me down. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 21, 2004 at 3:49 PM
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Ariala, I think he means in the crotch of the corset...
not a good thing, imo.
posted by
Julia.
on July 21, 2004 at 3:48 PM
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pee spotting, I hope so, whatever that is.
posted by
Ariala
on July 21, 2004 at 3:45 PM
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Mark, oh, oh, oh, I don't think I will ever recover from this.
It's just too much. My flea-bladder ruined another pair of pants, but the laugh was worth it. Hmmm. not sure if "thanks" are in order, but...kudos??
posted by
Julia.
on July 21, 2004 at 3:39 PM
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That's working. Is there pee-spotting?
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2004 at 3:38 PM
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Mark, like this?
posted by
Ariala
on July 21, 2004 at 3:35 PM
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A boned corset may help reception. Try several poses for best reults.
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2004 at 3:31 PM
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I was already in that state...any other suggestions?
posted by
Ariala
on July 21, 2004 at 3:29 PM
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We've experienced minor technical difficulties. Please remove clothing to resume normal viewing at this time. Thank you.
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2004 at 3:27 PM
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Mark, do you realize this was posted 2000+ times?
posted by
Ariala
on July 21, 2004 at 3:24 PM
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