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Quirky,
My birthday is July 9th. I've sent you a e-mail, o.k. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 3, 2004 at 2:32 PM
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Hi Hanna B, It WAS funny and since only two of you bloggers bothered
to translater the sentence, you are both going to win extra clicks!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 3, 2004 at 2:28 PM
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Shadow, why can't you eat it next week? What day is your b-day?
We can throw a virtual party and have virtual cake with ...how many candles?? 21??
posted by
Julia.
on July 3, 2004 at 2:27 PM
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Glad you liked the sentence. I thought it was pretty funny myself, but then, I'm easily amused. (Which is kind of nice, actually.)
posted by
Hannah_B
on July 3, 2004 at 2:27 PM
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Oh Quirky,
I'm also making myself ill at the moment. I'm eating my birthday ice cream a week early (Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey). I won't have time next Friday. I'm extremely lactose intolerant. But, what the heck, once a year, it's worth it. I took three of my pills earlier to help. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 3, 2004 at 2:13 PM
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Sitting here waiting for neighbor to come over and take my mug shot for blogit. I never could get friend with digital to take picture, so I just brought film and going to have it processed to cd. Want a copy to hang up and throw darts at. It's free. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 3, 2004 at 2:04 PM
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Pacific Deep, that's what it is. Just hanging out for a bit. You?
posted by
Julia.
on July 3, 2004 at 1:58 PM
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Quirky!!!
My pal! My bud! Is this getting deep or what? Hi, what are you doing? Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 3, 2004 at 1:57 PM
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Shadow!!!!!!! Quirky
posted by
Julia.
on July 3, 2004 at 1:54 PM
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Quirky!!!!!!! Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 3, 2004 at 1:49 PM
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mnemanic...I'm sure you must know something I don't, but
I've never heard of as thesaura. What is that??
posted by
Julia.
on July 3, 2004 at 1:45 PM
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thesaura
Correction: Never, EVER use ANY thesaurus.
posted by
mnemanic
on July 3, 2004 at 12:24 AM
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translate it with slang and then with French slang. That might be funny!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 1, 2004 at 3:02 PM
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Quirky,
After spending years in Canada driving a truck. You would be surprised at the slang I've picked up. But, if you would rather I didn't, then o.k. probably would not be appropriate anyway. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 1, 2004 at 2:55 PM
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Thank You Symphony!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 1, 2004 at 2:52 PM
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Shadow, yeah, but I doubt it would be funny. Maybe. That was the
general point to the exercise, though.
posted by
Julia.
on July 1, 2004 at 2:52 PM
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I have nothing to add but that is great................lol
I have never looked up things from that. I did see friends that was a great episode and so many others are too.......lol
this is a funny post...I loved it..................take care
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 1, 2004 at 2:51 PM
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Quirky,
No, I'm not a translator except for French language. Hey, maybe I could do a translation in French if I can find my french thesaurus, its packed up. How about that? Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 1, 2004 at 2:46 PM
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shadow, don't get me started on that. I'm in dire need of a laptop so
I can connect from home. But are you gonna translate the sentence? I only have two people so far...need more!! Get Sciber to do it also!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 1, 2004 at 2:32 PM
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Quirk,
College habit really. I try not to use computer except as a final edit for grammar and sentence structure. I don't trust computers, especially this one anymore, not after spyware crap. I'd like to get a new one. This thing is older than four now and I want cd burner and digital production. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 1, 2004 at 1:50 PM
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shadow, no doubt. Plus, there are a thousand more choices to pick from!
posted by
Julia.
on July 1, 2004 at 1:45 PM
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groucho, okay sweetie, but tick tock and all that...
posted by
Julia.
on July 1, 2004 at 1:45 PM
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Quirky,
I'll just use the book, its a lot faster for me. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 1, 2004 at 1:43 PM
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chris2303, well, now that you mention it, a Shakespeare
translator might actually come in handy.
posted by
Julia.
on July 1, 2004 at 1:41 PM
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i'll really really really really try to get to it quirk!
tg
posted by
tbgroucho
on July 1, 2004 at 1:41 PM
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Hannah B, GREAT!! I loved your sentence, thanks for playing along!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 1, 2004 at 1:39 PM
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Kay-Ren, that is amazing that you didn't know that!! I hope you
will try translating the sentence, though.
posted by
Julia.
on July 1, 2004 at 1:39 PM
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Sounds like more of a Shakespeare translator...
posted by
chris2303
on July 1, 2004 at 12:42 PM
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What fun!
Thou be going to not slop gonads, communicate mumbo-jumbo or promise outstanding trespass against advancement of knowledge.
posted by
Hannah_B
on July 1, 2004 at 5:57 AM
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LOL I never knew my computer had one. I use one through yahoo.
posted by
Kay-Ren
on June 30, 2004 at 8:58 PM
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carpenter, THANK YOU!! I am LMAO, and you have no idea
how much I needed that!!
posted by
Julia.
on June 30, 2004 at 7:26 PM
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I am traveling and do not have a thesaurus, but I did find an online Spanish translator.
"Thou shall not spill secrets, tell lies or commit serious crimes against humanity."
Translated into Spanish and then back to English:
“Thousands will not spill secrets, will not say lies nor will trust serious crimes against humanity”
"Ye be going to not spray private parts, speak mumbo-jumbo or perpetrate sober misdeed touching people."
Translated into Spanish and then back to English:
“Ye is going not to sprinkle deprived pieces, not to speak mumbo-enormous or to not perpetrate to stirring people of misdeed sober”
My translation of the whole thing “Thou shalt not spill seeds and lie about where you spilt them…or someone else will claim your plants”
posted by
justAcarpenter
on June 30, 2004 at 7:04 PM
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Scriber, Silver is good, I like silver, THANKS!!
posted by
Julia.
on June 30, 2004 at 6:02 PM
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Ok sweetie, but it is funny. Silver LOL at least.
posted by
scriber
on June 30, 2004 at 5:58 PM
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scriber, now I think you are being facetious.
It's okay, I'll take that LOL anyway!
posted by
Julia.
on June 30, 2004 at 5:45 PM
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Grouch, you know I meant the sentence I WROTE--stop stalling, man!

posted by
Julia.
on June 30, 2004 at 4:05 PM
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but insn't sentence a synonym for punishment?
check yer thesaurus! Now I'm lost! LOLtg
posted by
tbgroucho
on June 30, 2004 at 4:03 PM
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MiaElla, thanks.
posted by
Julia.
on June 30, 2004 at 4:02 PM
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grouch, the sentence, yes. I can't dole out more punishment
now anyway...
posted by
Julia.
on June 30, 2004 at 4:02 PM
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you mean the POEM, right?
we're done talking punishment, then? good. my back hasn't healed yet. nor my tongue. tg
posted by
tbgroucho
on June 30, 2004 at 4:00 PM
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GROUCHO, you know I would never punish you unless you wanted me to.
But there are no rules, just do it however you want to, but please DO IT!! Thanks.
posted by
Julia.
on June 30, 2004 at 3:59 PM
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Quirky, very lol, material. Gold, LOL. love Scriber
posted by
scriber
on June 30, 2004 at 1:09 PM
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Are you on to something?

Cute idea for a daily post
posted by
MiaElla
on June 30, 2004 at 12:41 PM
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let me get this clear (so i don't get any more punishment
is this
our own spin our should we use a computer/on-line/otherwise-electronic thesaurus type "thingy" in order to qualify? tg
posted by
tbgroucho
on June 30, 2004 at 12:14 PM
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