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Wednesday, December 17, 2003

THE ANIMAL KINGDOM inspired by jimmy68

King Chimpalot ruled our glorious kingdom For 50 years the animals lived in peace Then one day he died from a kidney stone As kidney stones may be fatal to elderly chimps Sadness spread throughout the land While the cruel rejoiced and ate their fill Famine took over, lost was the balance That is... Sign in to see full entry.

MY FRIEND DELIVERED FOR A NUTHOUSE-- inspired by daBobber

I had a friend who delivered supplies to a nuthouse All the way across town Every time he entered the building, there sat an old man With an ever present frown Every time someone walked by The poor old man would repeat these words "If I knew it was your parrot, I would have bought it a carnation!"... Sign in to see full entry.

THE CAT OWNS THE HOUSE-- inspired by weirdwolf

Jenna heard a sudden crash And ran down to see what it was Fluffy was sitting upon the shelf Jenna’s crystal vase on the floor below Jenna looked at Fluffy angrily She looked back with a look that said ‘ Don't Look at Me - It was the Dog ’ Jenna looked for Scruffy He was curled up on the couch "Now... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 15, 2003

This is a great way to get some recognition.. and frankly... there is not

much I can do with this blog if I don't get some lines! lol So submit a line... any line... just come up with a sentence or phrase off the top of your head, submit it and I will write a poem containing your line, complete with a link to your blogs~! LUVS!! PDD Sign in to see full entry.

FORMERLY WEIRD-MULE POETRY IN THE HUMOR SECTION~*~*~

For my first poem since the change of name and category is from a one-liner submitted by Ren3 RENEGADE COPS They sneaked round the corner like a pair of double-O 7’s Their guns up and ready for any attack Suddenly, in the corridor stood a comely young woman Who was soon on the floor with a back of... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 14, 2003

ATTENTION!!!!! I AM MOVING THIS BLOG TO POETRY SOON!!! Oh yeah... and I

need some lines.. Anything you can think of! For those of you who don't know this blog and its workings, it goes like this: Enter any line, be it "I WOKE UP AND BOOM!!" or "FLUFFY HAS A BROKEN WHISKER!!" I don't care... whatever it is... I will put it in a poem, complete with a dedication to whoever... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 7, 2003

Follow me to the edge of our cliff

Follow me to the edge of our cliff Where once we used to sit and hold hands Lost in a world of love and bliss Only each other on our minds Follow me to the place we used to go On summer days to take the edge off the heat Holding hands and jumping to the water below Where so many years ago we first... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 4, 2003

ANGRY WAKINGS

~*~*~ Falling asleep with chapstick on Is the most uncomfortable experience ever I wake up with cat furr stuck to my lips And it makes falling asleep in the first place 10x harder I need the darn chapstick when it's this gosh-darn cold Or my lips will shrivel up like a dick in a freezing cold shower... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 30, 2003

*YAWN

*sigh this is one of the only blogs i haven't updated tonight... it'd be nice to get some new lines.. i still have a bunch from Kimmers.. but she's not a BN member so I'd prefer to use yours...:) Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 27, 2003

POSSIBILITIES

The world is full of impossible things Things that nature just can’t handle Like bears climbing strings Or ropes going through needles But the boundaries of our minds Extend light-years in either direction Our inner eyes only go blind When shrouded with depression A negative mindset equals a... Sign in to see full entry.

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