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Sunday, May 30, 2004THE BRAIN, FLAMMABLE STUFF & CHAMPAGNEEvery second, your senses send about 100 million different messages to your brain. Aside:... Is it any wonder we sometimes get confused? Non-dairy creamer is flammable. Aside:... Now you know, do night light cigarettes within range of your creamer! If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it... Sign in to see full entry.posted by word.smith at 6:06 PM Comments (2) (link) Saturday, May 29, 2004PAIN, CARS & CORPSESPain travels through your body at 350 feet per second. Aside:.... No wonder it is said that pain travels in "waves". In Texas, it is illegal to curse in front of a corpse. Aside:.... We really should not speak ill in the presence of the dead or was that of the dead? Guess it is both! A new car... Sign in to see full entry.posted by word.smith at 10:57 AM Comments (0) (link) Friday, May 28, 2004HUMAN DIVERSITYAccording to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. Aside:...I would not be caught dead in a compromising position with the owner of that piece of equipment! Either of them, that is! White women and those women with a... Sign in to see full entry.posted by word.smith at 9:15 AM Comments (2) (link) Thursday, May 27, 2004OF GONADS, CORPSES & PORCUPINESThe Romans would crush a first time rapist’s gonads between two stones. Aside:...Ouch! What an incentive to behave! It’s illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States. Aside:...What can I say? I wonder if this practice is legal in any country. In Florida having sexual relations... Sign in to see full entry.posted by word.smith at 7:23 AM Comments (2) (link) Saturday, May 22, 2004CONDOMS, WOMEN & MOSQUITOSThe first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused. Aside:...Thank your lucky stars for modcons! Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada. Aside:..Is there... Sign in to see full entry.posted by word.smith at 11:00 AM Comments (5) (link) |
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