Public Schools as a tool of government READ THIS IT'S FUNNY!
Once again I take you to the world of public education via the high school. Before our visit however, it is necessary for you the reader to better understand the function and purpose of government as we know it today. So thanks to my large and impressive research staff I offer the following scientific enlightenment.
A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science, Governmentium. It has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons that are further surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like sub-particles called peons.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years. It doesn't decay but "reorganizes", a process where assistant deputy neutrons and deputy neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow as in the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming isodopes.
This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that Governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration, formaing critical morass. Researchers believe that in Governmentium the more you reorganize, the morass you cover.