The Best Medicine

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Time Off

It's been a little while since I posted. Here's why I had some "time off"... Two men working in a factory were talking. "I know how to get some time off," said one. "How are you going to do that?" "Watch," he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there and the man... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Getting a Refund...

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time - A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Who Was that Woman?

A preacher, who shall we say was "humor-impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well-known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best... Sign in to see full entry.

Secret Identity

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row please," she answered. "You really don't want to do that", the usher advised. "The pastor is... Sign in to see full entry.

Secret Sins

Three pastors went to the pastor convention and were all sharing one room. The first pastor said, "Let's confess our secret sins one to another. I'll start - my secret sin is I just love to gamble. When I go out of town, it's cha-ching cha-ching, let the machines ring." The second pastor said, "My... Sign in to see full entry.

Out of Gas

A nun who works for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, there was a station just down the street. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up. The attendant... Sign in to see full entry.

At My Funeral...

The Bible class teacher asked the class, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time and a great family... Sign in to see full entry.

Mistaken Identity in Heaven

St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?" "Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?" "Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their... Sign in to see full entry.

Flashlight

Two men were conversing with each other from opposite sides of a narrow, but deep, river. The one finally called to the other, "Hey, this is stupid! Why don't you come over to my side and we can talk over here?" The second guy says, "No way, it's too deep!" The first guy, a prankster who knows that... Sign in to see full entry.

Three Wise Women

You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as gifts! Sign in to see full entry.

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