The Best Medicine

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Monday, January 14, 2008

More Blonde Jokes II

A blonde walks up to a man outside of a McDonalds who is holding a lage sign which reads "FREE BIG MAC". She asks, "What's he in for?" Q. How can you tell a dumb blonde's having a bad day? A. Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. Two blondes walk into a building... You would... Sign in to see full entry.

More Blonde Jokes

A blonde girl is on an elevator with another random girl. While moving up to their floor, a man with dandruff on his shirt gets on. After he leaves, the other girl tells the blonde, "Someone ought to give him Head & Shoulders." Scratching her head, the blonde asks, "How do you give shoulders?" Did... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Poisoned by Wife

A man goes to see his priest. "Father, something terrible is happening! My wife is poisoning me!" The priest, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me! What should I do?" So the priest offers, "I'll tell you what. Let me talk... Sign in to see full entry.

Joe's Bar

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaitful to me. Every evening she goes to Joe's Bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy! What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the shrink, "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me,... Sign in to see full entry.

The Perfect Couple

Click here to see a Flash Animation story about the Perfect Couple. It's hilarious! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 4, 2008

CAUTION: Risque Content... Costume Party #2

A trucker was driving along a highway when he saw a nun standing by a car that was broken down along the side of the road. He stopped to offer his assistance, but the car could not be repaired outside of a garage. "Can I give you a lift somewhere, Sister?" he offered. "I would be so grateful," the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Costume Party #1

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. Being a devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being... Sign in to see full entry.

CAUTION: Risque Content.... Washing Machine

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example,... Sign in to see full entry.

CAUTION: Risque Content... Redneck Police Station

It's 10:00 at the police station and there are only 2 officers working: Billy-Bob and Billie-Jo. BILLY-BOB: "Hey Billie-Jo, Can I stick my finger in your belly-button?" BILLIE-JO: "Sure, Billy-Bob!" Now it's 11:00 at the police station... BILLY-BOB: "Hey Billie-Jo, Can I stick my finger in your... Sign in to see full entry.

Stupid Scientist

A scientist, experimenting on insects, puts a flea on a white piece of paper and yells, "Jump!" The flea jumps, so the scientist cuts its legs off. "Jump!", he yells. But this time the flea doesn't jump. Pleased with himself, the scientist writes in his entry book: "After having its legs cut off,... Sign in to see full entry.

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