Okay, another talking critter joke...
A duck walks into a bar and sits on a stool. The bartender walks up and says, "What can I do you for?" The duck says, "Give me a beer. I've had a hell of a day." The bartender is amazed. "You can talk!" he says, astonished. The duck says, "Yeah, so what? Now how about that beer." The bartender pours... Sign in to see full entry.