Hey Kids! Try Our These Romantic Redneck Pick Up Lines!
So this greeted me in my morning email and I thought it was too much fun not to share. Try these next time you need a good swift slap in the face! 1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it... Sign in to see full entry.