Short and Simple Observations: The Incredible Shrinking Man

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Friday, June 30, 2017

The Incredible Shrinking Man

I recently had a complete physical, and the doctor gave me some good news, and some bad news. The good news is I'm in excellent health. He said, if I keep taking care of myself, I may live to be a hundred years old. The bad news is, due to the effects of gravity, normal wear and tear on my body, and... Sign in to see full entry.

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