Monday, February 19, 2024
A couple was driving along one night when all of a sudden they saw a UFO land in a field. They go over to investigate and find two aliens, one male, and one female, standing beside the UFO. The aliens told them, that they had come to Earth to investigate the human way of sex. The couple looks at... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, February 18, 2024
I'd Love to Meet the Happy Gardener Who Lives Here...
I'd love to get some of their gardening and decorating tips. 🌺🌷🌼 Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, February 17, 2024
I've Been Getting Quite A Few Complaints These Past Few Weeks
You can't please everyone, and these guys have a mind of their own. They have been stuck in a box in a dark corner of our shed for the past few months, and they have decided that they are no longer having none of it. They want out, free to roam the yard and cause chaos as they see fit. I guess that... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, February 15, 2024
Regarding This Year's Tax Season
It has come to my attention that I need to find a tax preparer who's not afraid of prison. Just saying. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, February 12, 2024
This is the Day to Celebrate Mindfulness and Locate Those Lost Pennies
I don't know about the rest of you, but I never leave a penny on the ground. I have always referred to them as pennies from heaven. In fact, I have an old water bottle that is half full of pennies and a box full of pennies that are each worth more than one cent. Today is National Lost Penny Day. It... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, February 10, 2024
This One is For That Little Daydreamer Who Stares Out the Window in Class
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Thursday, February 8, 2024
This Was for Good Luck if You Lived Long Enough to Enjoy It
This practice started during WWII. It was meant to be a good luck sign in that the soldiers were lucky if they lived long enough to smoke that 20th cigarette in the pack. Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, February 6, 2024
Lunch Time
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Sunday, February 4, 2024
When Serving a King in America, You Should Serve Him American Food and Beer
When Franklin Roosevelt invited Great Britain's King George VI for a visit to the United States, the significance of the invitation did not go unnoticed. No reigning British Monarch had ever set foot on American soil, not even in colonial times. When King George VI and Queen Elizabeth of England... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, February 2, 2024
Bad Hair Days Started When This Hellion Came onto the Scene
The smell was bad enough, but once you left those curlers in with that "magical potion" for too long, you were doomed to have a tight perm that needed to be trimmed for months. Sign in to see full entry.