Not His Line of Work
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. T he barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck." “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck. “And you can talk!” exclaims the barman. “I see your ears are working, too,” says the duck. “Now if you don’t mind, can... Sign in to see full entry.