POOF, Her Third Wish Didn't Turn Out the Way She Had Hoped
An old Irish lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." *** POOF *** Her rocking chair... Sign in to see full entry.