And That's When John's Story Made a Wrong Turn
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “Oh, that’s great!... Sign in to see full entry.