Wednesday, February 25, 2004
The Crap I Can Come Up With...
Rationalizing Cigarette Smoking... Prior (seeing me smoking my nth cigarette): Hey, you should stop smoking. It is a waste of financial resources and it is bad for your health. Me: If people like me would stop smoking, what would happen to the thousands of people working in tobacco fields? They'd... Sign in to see full entry.
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Banana or Apple?
During a sermon on the subject of Lent this morning, I pointed out that the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil mentioned in Genesis is the banana, not the apple as Westerners would say. Everyone laughed at the thought. My superior even thought that it was going to far. And yet, one... Sign in to see full entry.
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