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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Dissed by Dr. Phil - pt 2

The invitation went on to say that I had been selected along with several other PerfectMatch.com members to appear on a very special Dr. Phil Valentine's Day Show. The focus, of course, would be Internet dating and the email guaranteed to hook us up, on the show, with our 'perfect match'. Brimming... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Dissed by Dr. Phil

Oh-h-h, yeah. It's just you and me now, I sighed deliciously, while dimming the lights and settling down into my comfy black suede sofa with a cold glass of Chardonnay. It's been a long day and I'm frustrated when I can't give you my full attention, so let's you and I cut-to-the-chase, get turned... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Swallow!, or is that Swallow? Conclusion

After Mr. Manners had swished the morsel of cookie around in his mouth until it was sufficiently saturated, he spit it out and fed it to Harold, who was now drooling and shaking with excitement. Completely grossed out and speechless, I averted my eyes and attempted to gather my composure. What an... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Swallow!, or is that Swallow? pt 2

Being the typical male, Harold was not much of a conversationalist. So after a couple of pats and a reassuring, "Atta boy", I decided to people-watch until Chip returned. Harold, on the other hand, did his darnedest to attract the attention of a hot little number in a pink bow under the table across... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Swallow!, or is that Swallow?

That's it!, I swore under my breath while practically running to my car. I've had it! No more blind dates, Internet or otherwise. How could a man be so rude, so uncouth, so...so...disgusting?! Especially on a first date! He's just taken bad manners and tackiness to a whole new level. The Emily Post... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Waiter, there's a flake in my cereal! (Part 14 - Finis)

Blah, blah, blah. Lou droned on and on, not saying much of anything other than a lot of dribble about how hard all of this had been on him. " I was hospitalized for two days due to an angina attack and they found I was 100% depleted of potassium", wailed Lou. Omg! Depleted of potassium? Quick - call... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Waiter there's a flake in my cereal! (Part 14 - Tap dancing)

Wha-aa-t! did you just say? MY fault?!, I screamed. Better ramp that up to 15 bottles, I decided, eyeing the liquor store ever so fondly. "Well, Camille" (he might get paid big bucks for that voice, but it's really starting to get on my last nerve), "it's not really my fault because you made me fall... Sign in to see full entry.

Waiter, there's a flake in my cereal! (Part 13 - My fault)

I, ah-h, well...I never set out with the intention of lying to you about my wife, and it didn't occur to me to lie until that night when we celebrated your birthday in my hotel room." Lou stuttered. Aaak! Wrong answer and lying again, Mr. Martin! I was becoming extremely irritated and exhasperated... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Waiter, there's a flake in my cereal! (Part 12 - Closure)

"Hey Camille, can you wrap this up before you leave today?" Irk. Muttering under my breath I thought, Why does Master Boss-Man always give me stuff to do ten minutes before I'm ready to go home? It's 4:20 p.m. and I need to be in the car by 4:30 so as to be available for Lou's 'revelation' phone... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Waiter, there's a flake in my cereal! (quick update)

Pondering over what to say in my email response to Lou I got to thinking, I really have no desire to talk to this guy again. However, if I don't, my curiousity will probably kill me wondering what he would have said to worm out of, ah, that is, defend his insensitive, rude, behavior. I began to... Sign in to see full entry.

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