My life-in a hilarious form for all

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Saturday, January 24, 2009

Clarence the wonky eyed cat

Well you should know that we have a lot of pet cats. 4 of them. I was hoping to sell them all for a pet husky (which I would name Priest Lance) but mom says I have to wait till the cats are dead before I can have one, Morbid as that sounds. I have no intention of seeing the cats all dropping dead... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Discovering my hidden heritage or 'I'm half WHAT?!'

Yeah...there were a few little secrets my family has been telling me. Turns out I have a few different heritages. Well, Rory does to of course, but hey, its about me right now. So anyway, I was watching TV with mom dad and the squirt, and pretty soon, the family chat begins. And thats when the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

hmmm

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Try it out hmmm?

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Hooray! no school today

So, the gist of the situation is that I somehow damaged my knee. Really bad. So yeah, I cant walk around at all, and have been chilling on the sofa yesterday and most of today. But I have to limp off to important places (aka the kitchen) and such, which I must say causes excrutiating pain really, I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Mission Accomplished

Yeah, believe it or not, I managed to get my hair dyed black. And I have to admit, it looks great! Although...dad went off in a bit off a mood, even though mom was unable to put her phone down from taking pictures for almost an hour. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Time for a change...

Yes indeedy. I have been doing a days worth of thinking today...well...an hours worth. Ok, from the start. I fancied changing the colour of my hair. From brown to black. YES. I want to have it dyed black. I reckon it'd look nice. So I decided during maths that 'yes, I'll tell mom as soon as I get... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Oh damn

...He's still alive. And his last message said 'Y' I KNEW he must have read that blog. Or the one I put on deviantART Sign in to see full entry.

Why I am suddenly fearing for my life

Yeah yeah yeah, I KNOW this is my third post in about two hours, but thats because I just realised something INCREDIBLY frightening See, I'm POSITIVE you all know my ex boyfriend. Well, we bust up last friday and stayed friends. But THEN I sorta started to blank him all day when we got back to... Sign in to see full entry.

The highlights of my thirteenth year of life

Sooooooo, considering my thirteenth year of life ends tommorrow and begins my fourteenth, I decided I had to think about the serveral times I was almost killed(family or otherwise), the funniest things that happened, The worst things ever and the absolute weirdest. No.1- Drowning incident So, I was... Sign in to see full entry.

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